Mario kung-fu master
Training begins
Mario: Whoooooooooo
Mario focuses his power.
Peach: Ok, You must pass this room full of large logs attached to a rope, swinging. You
must successfully get to the end of the room without getting hit by any of the
logs.
Mario goes in.
Peach: Ten seconds!
Mario runs onto the first one. Everything goes into slow motion and he kicks the log,
breaking it. Mario keeps on kicking and kicking the logs ahead of him, as if he were walking
on them. Mario ended it with a side flip and punched one of the logs. He was about
halfway through, until suddenly, peach rammed him from behind, hitting him all the way onto
the wall.
Mario: Peach! What has gotten into you!?
Mario dodges the next punch and grabs her. Her eyes glow and he knows that she isn't really
peach. Mario quickly ducks another punch and grabs her legs and swings her to the wall. She
gets up and does a stance he has never seen before. It was a similar stance to what
luigi did. Peach and Mario both launch into the air with a high jump kick and Mario kicks
her leg to the side and kicks her on the back. Peach lands on one of the logs that mario
had broken and rolled to break her fall. Mario busts out his gun, while peach does the same.
Everything goes into slow motion and they run toward each other and jump shoot and shoot,
but all of the bullets miss. They land on the floor and have their guns pointed to each
others head.
Mario: Youra empty.
Peach: So are you.
Mario does a 1080 degree flip and gets up. Peach jumps up.
Peach: Heaaaaaaaaaoooooo!
Mario: Hwwwwwwooooooooaaaaa!
Peach: Heeeeeea! Hwwwwwwoooooo
Mario: Haaaaaaaaaa! Howya!
Peach runs and does a high jump kick, but mario blocks and does a back spin kick. Peach
does the same, and they both miss. Peach runs up the wall and punches, while mario blocks
and punches also. peach flips out of her wallwalk and her foot makes contact with mario's
face. Mario flies super fast onto on of the logs, making him unconscious. Right before Mario
loses consciousness, he thinks, how Peach got those moves, maybe from bowser? They are pretty
good.
Mario wakes up in this room. He is tied up, and to his left, he also sees peach and luigi
tied up too.
Luigi: Heya mario, whats up? Me and peacha havea been here for quite a while now, and they
surved us nothing but oatmeal! No lizania or pizza or anythinga!
Mario: Nooooooooooo!
Mario becomes unconsious again. Mario wakes up again, and finds himself in a room. He is
tied up and to the left of him, he sees peach and luigi tied up as well.
Luigi: Hey mario, whats up?
Mario: whoa, it was just a dream.
Peach whispers to luigi: Don't tell him!!!
Luigi: uhh, we have been here for a while. Do you know whats going on?
Mario: Kind of, you and peach tried to kill me, but I knew it wasn't you.
Peach: yeah, and when I was there watching you, I was suddenly knocked out with cloriform
and someone took over looking that looked exactly like me.
Mario: Don't worry, I can get you out!
Mario takes out a fireflower and burns the ropes. Everything goes into slow motion and mario
walks on the wall behind him and shoots out the fireflower. Mario ends it with a 540 spin.
Luigi: You didn't have to do that.
Mario: I know.
When mario was walking on the wall, he noticed it was soft and breakable. Mario, Luigi,
and peach both got a running start and do a flying high jump kick to the wall, smashing
it into a million pieces, and they still fly, and they hit a bunch of goombas, wizards,
and other wierd looking people. They run out the door and escape to freedom. Suddenly,
Mario wakes up, and finds that he was sleeping, the whole time. Then, a flying fire arrow
rushes toward him and everything goes to slowmotion. Mario stands up and bends backwards
to dodge it. Another flies toward him and he does a backflip, nearly hitting his knee.
Everything goes back to normal time speed, and mario rushes to peach. Peach launches
fire arrows like crazy, but mario dodges them and kicks peach all the way out the window.
Mario runs out to see where she is, but sees nobody. Mario learned some of the moves
Peach did on him, so he went back to the town that kate lived in, and challenged her to a match.
Training begins
Mario: Whoooooooooo
Mario focuses his power.
Peach: Ok, You must pass this room full of large logs attached to a rope, swinging. You
must successfully get to the end of the room without getting hit by any of the
logs.
Mario goes in.
Peach: Ten seconds!
Mario runs onto the first one. Everything goes into slow motion and he kicks the log,
breaking it. Mario keeps on kicking and kicking the logs ahead of him, as if he were walking
on them. Mario ended it with a side flip and punched one of the logs. He was about
halfway through, until suddenly, peach rammed him from behind, hitting him all the way onto
the wall.
Mario: Peach! What has gotten into you!?
Mario dodges the next punch and grabs her. Her eyes glow and he knows that she isn't really
peach. Mario quickly ducks another punch and grabs her legs and swings her to the wall. She
gets up and does a stance he has never seen before. It was a similar stance to what
luigi did. Peach and Mario both launch into the air with a high jump kick and Mario kicks
her leg to the side and kicks her on the back. Peach lands on one of the logs that mario
had broken and rolled to break her fall. Mario busts out his gun, while peach does the same.
Everything goes into slow motion and they run toward each other and jump shoot and shoot,
but all of the bullets miss. They land on the floor and have their guns pointed to each
others head.
Mario: Youra empty.
Peach: So are you.
Mario does a 1080 degree flip and gets up. Peach jumps up.
Peach: Heaaaaaaaaaoooooo!
Mario: Hwwwwwwooooooooaaaaa!
Peach: Heeeeeea! Hwwwwwwoooooo
Mario: Haaaaaaaaaa! Howya!
Peach runs and does a high jump kick, but mario blocks and does a back spin kick. Peach
does the same, and they both miss. Peach runs up the wall and punches, while mario blocks
and punches also. peach flips out of her wallwalk and her foot makes contact with mario's
face. Mario flies super fast onto on of the logs, making him unconscious. Right before Mario
loses consciousness, he thinks, how Peach got those moves, maybe from bowser? They are pretty
good.
Mario wakes up in this room. He is tied up, and to his left, he also sees peach and luigi
tied up too.
Luigi: Heya mario, whats up? Me and peacha havea been here for quite a while now, and they
surved us nothing but oatmeal! No lizania or pizza or anythinga!
Mario: Nooooooooooo!
Mario becomes unconsious again. Mario wakes up again, and finds himself in a room. He is
tied up and to the left of him, he sees peach and luigi tied up as well.
Luigi: Hey mario, whats up?
Mario: whoa, it was just a dream.
Peach whispers to luigi: Don't tell him!!!
Luigi: uhh, we have been here for a while. Do you know whats going on?
Mario: Kind of, you and peach tried to kill me, but I knew it wasn't you.
Peach: yeah, and when I was there watching you, I was suddenly knocked out with cloriform
and someone took over looking that looked exactly like me.
Mario: Don't worry, I can get you out!
Mario takes out a fireflower and burns the ropes. Everything goes into slow motion and mario
walks on the wall behind him and shoots out the fireflower. Mario ends it with a 540 spin.
Luigi: You didn't have to do that.
Mario: I know.
When mario was walking on the wall, he noticed it was soft and breakable. Mario, Luigi,
and peach both got a running start and do a flying high jump kick to the wall, smashing
it into a million pieces, and they still fly, and they hit a bunch of goombas, wizards,
and other wierd looking people. They run out the door and escape to freedom. Suddenly,
Mario wakes up, and finds that he was sleeping, the whole time. Then, a flying fire arrow
rushes toward him and everything goes to slowmotion. Mario stands up and bends backwards
to dodge it. Another flies toward him and he does a backflip, nearly hitting his knee.
Everything goes back to normal time speed, and mario rushes to peach. Peach launches
fire arrows like crazy, but mario dodges them and kicks peach all the way out the window.
Mario runs out to see where she is, but sees nobody. Mario learned some of the moves
Peach did on him, so he went back to the town that kate lived in, and challenged her to a match.