The Timeless Child
Chapter three
Birtie; Hello? Serena............??
Serena; Oh! Bertie! Whats the matter?
Birtie; Serena, is Catzi there?
Serena; MM-HMM!
((A/N: what Catzi is doing at Serena's..I do not know.Just...work with me people!! or else I'll make Diamond kiss Birtie again! Bwa hah hah!))
::Serena hands the phone to Catzi, and the crazed fanfic author giggles with glee::
Catzi;Birtie, breath. now, WHAT is the matter?
Birtie; Its Diamond! ::she cried, panting:: he wants...to take...Crystal!!!
Catzi; What would Diamond want with crys- unless....is Diamond the father??
::The fanfic author rolls her eyes::
((A/N: wow, Catzi, you're BRILLIANT! yes, I know..I was the one who wrote it!!..umm...dont mind me....I can argue with myself if I choose, ne?))
::Birtie hesitated::
Birtie; y..yes...
Serena; whats the matter?
::Catzi covers the phone with one hand::
Catzi; Diamond is the father!!
Serena; What?!?!?!
::Serena falls all over herself::
::Catzi uncovers the phone::
Catzi; I'm coming now.
Birtie; NO! I'm coming there!
Catzi; but--
Birtie; NO BUTS!! Im coming there.
::She hung up and got the baby ready to leave::
< In the street on the way to Serena's>
::Bertie was walking on a --YOU GUESSED IT!!-- dark, deserted street. Then the street became,all...weird...and..stuff..::
((A/N: You know when Nephlite died? and He made the street look all weird and stuff? like that.))
Diamond; Love, did you think I would really fall for that?
((A/N:If you havent been working with me, Ha!!We saw Diamond again!!and, if you had been working with me,sorry...but..Ha!We saw Diamond again!!))
::Diamond walked closer to her, and Birtie moved away, clutching her baby::
Crystal; Da..da?
::Diamond smiles::
Diamond; We have a smart child.
::Crystal stretched her arms out toward her father, and Diamond took his baby. Crystal giggled and pressed her baby hands to her fathers cheeks.Diamond laughed aloud::
((A/N: hehehe..kawaii, ne?))
::Birtie also smiled, she thought everything might be able to be allright. Diamond moves toward Birtie::
((A/N: Bwa hah hah hah !!!! ))
::Diamond and Birtie kiss::
::Crystal squirms::
Crystal; ewww!!!
::Both Diamond and Birtie open one eye to see their daughter with a disgusted look on her face. They begin to laugh, and step away from one another. Diamond cradles his daughter::
((A/N: here comes the shway twist in the fic!!! enjoy!! hehehe!!))
::Everyones mouths fall open and they fall to the floor. Only Serena is left standing::
((A/N: hey!! its my fanfic!! I can make Serena ooc if I want!!))
::Serena walks over to Diamond and Birtie.::
Serena; really weird dream?
Diamond; real parents?
((A/N: AND...SUPER FREAKY SHOCK-OF-THE-DAY...DRUMROLL PLEASE!!))
::Diamond places his free arm behind his head and sweatdrops::
Diamond; he..hehe....hey Sis!
::all the girls on the floor blink in confusion::
((A/N: NOW you get it!!! Im a horrible, horrible person...))
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Summary: So...Serena and Diamond are Sister and Brother, Crystal is Diamonds daughter, and I am a horrible person. Hate me yet?
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Chapter three
Birtie; Hello? Serena............??
Serena; Oh! Bertie! Whats the matter?
Birtie; Serena, is Catzi there?
Serena; MM-HMM!
((A/N: what Catzi is doing at Serena's..I do not know.Just...work with me people!! or else I'll make Diamond kiss Birtie again! Bwa hah hah!))
::Serena hands the phone to Catzi, and the crazed fanfic author giggles with glee::
Catzi;Birtie, breath. now, WHAT is the matter?
Birtie; Its Diamond! ::she cried, panting:: he wants...to take...Crystal!!!
Catzi; What would Diamond want with crys- unless....is Diamond the father??
::The fanfic author rolls her eyes::
((A/N: wow, Catzi, you're BRILLIANT! yes, I know..I was the one who wrote it!!..umm...dont mind me....I can argue with myself if I choose, ne?))
::Birtie hesitated::
Birtie; y..yes...
Serena; whats the matter?
::Catzi covers the phone with one hand::
Catzi; Diamond is the father!!
Serena; What?!?!?!
::Serena falls all over herself::
::Catzi uncovers the phone::
Catzi; I'm coming now.
Birtie; NO! I'm coming there!
Catzi; but--
Birtie; NO BUTS!! Im coming there.
::She hung up and got the baby ready to leave::
< In the street on the way to Serena's>
::Bertie was walking on a --YOU GUESSED IT!!-- dark, deserted street. Then the street became,all...weird...and..stuff..::
((A/N: You know when Nephlite died? and He made the street look all weird and stuff? like that.))
Diamond; Love, did you think I would really fall for that?
((A/N:If you havent been working with me, Ha!!We saw Diamond again!!and, if you had been working with me,sorry...but..Ha!We saw Diamond again!!))
::Diamond walked closer to her, and Birtie moved away, clutching her baby::
Crystal; Da..da?
::Diamond smiles::
Diamond; We have a smart child.
::Crystal stretched her arms out toward her father, and Diamond took his baby. Crystal giggled and pressed her baby hands to her fathers cheeks.Diamond laughed aloud::
((A/N: hehehe..kawaii, ne?))
::Birtie also smiled, she thought everything might be able to be allright. Diamond moves toward Birtie::
((A/N: Bwa hah hah hah !!!! ))
::Diamond and Birtie kiss::
::Crystal squirms::
Crystal; ewww!!!
::Both Diamond and Birtie open one eye to see their daughter with a disgusted look on her face. They begin to laugh, and step away from one another. Diamond cradles his daughter::
((A/N: here comes the shway twist in the fic!!! enjoy!! hehehe!!))
::Everyones mouths fall open and they fall to the floor. Only Serena is left standing::
((A/N: hey!! its my fanfic!! I can make Serena ooc if I want!!))
::Serena walks over to Diamond and Birtie.::
Serena; really weird dream?
Diamond; real parents?
((A/N: AND...SUPER FREAKY SHOCK-OF-THE-DAY...DRUMROLL PLEASE!!))
::Diamond places his free arm behind his head and sweatdrops::
Diamond; he..hehe....hey Sis!
::all the girls on the floor blink in confusion::
((A/N: NOW you get it!!! Im a horrible, horrible person...))
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Summary: So...Serena and Diamond are Sister and Brother, Crystal is Diamonds daughter, and I am a horrible person. Hate me yet?
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