The Timeless Child
Chapter four: The beginning of the end

((A/N:tee hee!Well, all my faithful readers, still reading despite all the times I threatened you and your sanity, I figure you either want to know what in the world I can come up with next, or your fanfics are as freaky as mine, and you find joy and comfort in my insanity.Whatever the reason,Thanks a bunch! hope you like this chapter, hehehe...It gets worse. In the words of my sister, ::takes a deep breath:: silly slugs slither softly slipping silently away!! ::cringes:: that makes no sense.))


Crystal; Auntie bun!! Auntie bun!!
::Crystal squeaks and jumps up and down::
Diamond; shes a very, very smart baby.
::Crystal turns to her father, and stretches her arms up triumphantly::
Crystal; Not babe! Biggy girl!!
::all laugh::
::Crystal puts her tiny hands on her hips::
Crystal; what so funnys?
::everyone laughs again::
((A/N: I KNOW she only learned to walk and talk a few months ago, but just work with me!!!Or.....I'll.....I'll...got it!! Or I'll make Birtie and Diamond have a second child!HA! and I'll do it to.))
::doorbell rings::
Birtie; I got it!!
::opens door::
Birtie; oh! hi Darien!!
Darien; Hello Birtie! Is Serena here?
Birtie; sure, come on in! can I get you anything?
Darien; you wouldn't happen to have any Cocoa would you?

((A/N: there is no real reason for Darien to be here. However, the N/A Mamoru happens to have an obsession with cocoa, which My sister and I find hilarious. 'I was just making cocoa...would you like any cocoa?...Oh! Hi Serena, I was just going to the store to buy COCOA!' You know what Darien needs?? A COCOA-ECTOMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!))

Birtie; I was just making some!
::they go inside::
Crystal; future uncle Dar!!
::Darien kneels down and kisses her cheek::
Crystal; eeww!!
::runs behind her mother and makes a disgusted face to cover up the blush growing on her face.Serena laughs and kisses Darien ::
Crystal;dubble eeww!!!
::Peers out from behind her mother::
Darien and Serena; aww!
::the building begins to shake::

((A/N: You really didn't think this chapter was guna be all cuteness and absolutely no lame action, did you? Long live the lame Anime problems!!! oh yeah, be aware of a whole lot of screaming.))
Crystal; mommy, daddy!!
::Diamond reaches for his daughter, but a 'shadowy figure' ((o.O)) appears from the floor and grabs her.::
Crystal; DADDY!!!!!! DADDY!! I DUN WANNA GO WITH THE BIG SCARY SHADOWY DUDE!! ((hehehe...I know, I know..))
Diamond; CRYSTAL!!
Shadowy Dude; see you in the 30th century, Diamond!! Muh huh huh!!
((A/N: oh dear, who could THAT be??))
Everyone; WISEMAN!!!
Crystal; Daddy help!!!!!!!!!!!
Serena; Moon Tiara Action!!
((A/N: I was tempted to put in her speech and transformation, but, we need to save Crystal!! duh time factor!!!))
::Tiara goes through wiseman and causes no damage, but he drops Crystal.::
Everyone; oh no!
::Crystal attempts to hurt Wiseman, but her arm goes through him::
Crystal; cooool!!
::Turns and runs to her father. Diamond attempts to embrace her, but his arms go through her. Diamond looks at his arms in shock::
Crystal; Dude! What'd yoo doo to mee?
Dude, ermm...Wiseman; I did nothing.
::Runs around jumping through everyone. Attempts to jump on the kitchen table. Falls through.::
Crystal; Okay...I'm bored now.Change mee back pleeze?
::Everyone stares in shock and sweatdrops::
::Wiseman laughs::
Wiseman; Its not that simple, child.In order to reverse this, you must come to the future and fulfil the prophesy.
Everyone; PROPHESY?
::all look confused. Crystal slinks away::
::Wiseman rolls his eyes but you cannot see them.((hehehe))::
Wiseman; Yes, the prophesy of the timeless child. The timegates destruction. And then, I will be the only being able to hold power!!!
Muh hahahahahahahaha!!!
::Crystal freaks out::
Crystal; No No! I dunn wanna goo!!I wanna staaaaaaay!! and I wanna have things bee nooormaal!!
Wiseman; It is to happen, child. And I'll be back!!
::Wiseman dissapears in a poof of smoke, and you hear the echo of his words- "I'll get you my prett-" um..nevermind -.-;; ::
Diamond and Birtie; Crystal!!
::run to Crystal and scoop her up in their arms::
Diamond; It isn't safe for her here, Birtie.
::Birtie nods solemnly::
Birtie; I will be able to see her?
Diamond; Once a month, but thats as often as I can let her come back here. I wish I could take you with us, Birtie darling.You know my power is nothing like it used to be.
Birtie; I know.
::they kiss::
Crystal; ewww!!
::glance at Crystal, and laugh sadly::