Authors: Lani and Wind
Raiting: PG-13 (that should tell you nothing like THAT is going to be in this fic…)
Category: Romantic humor or humorous romance
Disclaimers: This is a fanfic. FANfic. Doesn't that tell everything?! We only own the special brownies, which you can order by mail, only $3.89/box!
Authors' note: *looks at Wind who is lying on the floor giggling* *muttering* Maybe I gave her one too many of those brownies… Wind? Hello?! Few things we need to clear out to people!! *snapping out of it* Huh? Oh, right… About the age info. We both live in Finland Unfortunately. Stop whining. You'll get to your beloved Florida next year. Yeah, I know*smiles happily* Anywayz, what to our location have to do with ages of character? Well, they have aired only first season and start of second season here. And the first movie, second movie came out last Friday. So, our info is pretty limited and not in logical order. She actually watchs all the eps and surfs in net on Pokémon pages, but I don't do that. I wrote this 'cause I like writing. If those not-exactly-correct facts bother you, we're very sorry, but… Is it our problem? Don't think so… And if anyone is intrested, I personally prefer to use following ages (I was planning using them in this fic too, but…*evil glare to Lani who ignores it*): Ash- 11, Misty- 13, Brock- 14 or 15, Jessie&James 17 or 18 and Mondo 13 or 14. Our ages are our real ages. Now, if you'll excuse me, I think I go and eat some more of those brownies…
Falling in (a hole)
Part 6: "Wow! These brownies are good!"
Officer Jenny stood outside the gym. She wasn't very pleased. This so called gym had got many warnings, since peoply running the place had some... not too healthy habits. And the people living in this beautiful town found this building disturbing and thought it spoiled their town's image. The owner had promised to make things correct, but right this afternoon had a nice old lady come to her, complaining that she had seen couple of "decent looking and innocent children" go inside and come out looking dizzy. Jenny had got fed up with the situation, so she had desided it was time to shut this place down for good.
Wind and Brock were moving along in the dark, very close to each other. Ya know, so they wouldn't get lost. Getting lost alone in dark is not nice. So that was the reason. Right...
Brock: You're not afraid of dark, are you?
Wind: No, of course not. Just because I have to move on without seeing a thing and not knowing what on earth I might run into... No reason to be scared.
They walk on, neither one of them saying a thing for a while.
Wind: So, you think we're supposed to find that damned jewel here?
Brock: Dunno. If so, it's gonna be kinda diffucult. Not seeing anything and stuff like that.
Wind: Agreed. Let's just try to get hell out of here.
There's a short pause.
Wind: Um, Brock?
Brock: Yea?
Wind: Your hand... it's... um... you know...
Brock: Oh.
Wind: Mind moving it a bit?
Poor Pikachu was still trapped in the green room with Ash and Misty. They had moved on from the massaging and were lying on the floor in a heap, kissing.
Pikachu:^Could you two please cut it out?^
Ash: Mmmisty...
Misty: What Ash?
Ash: I wuv you...
Misty:*giggling* Ashy...
They start kissing again. Pikachu desides he just simply can't take it anymore. There's only one thing for him to do.
Pikachu:^Thundershock, now!^
Ash&Misty: Aaaaaaa!!!
Ash: What was that for?!
Pikachu:^You need to ask?^
Ash: Look Pikachu if you're jellos...
Misty: Jelous.
Ash: Whatever. You're my best friend but I wuv Mist and...
Misty: You're so sweet Ash*hugs him tightly* Now, what nice could we do?
Ash: I can sure think of something...
So, they start an eating contest with the left over brownies. Which probably wasn't too smart move, since, well, you know...
Pikachu rolls his eyes.
Jessie and James are having an emergency meeting with Meowth.
Jessie: So, how are we supposed to act since we're*growns* dating?
Meowth: It shouldn't be too hard for ya.
James: But I've never really dated anyone!
Meowth: Well, you too have practicly done everything a normal couple has done. You have unecesary touching all the time, you share clothes, make up and a bed. You spend all yer time together... *shugs* Guess all you have to do is start kissing.
Jessie: What?!
Meowth: Yes, you'll have to kiss him.
James: Why can't I kiss her?
Meowth: Basicly you could, but it's not like there is any doubt who wears the pants in this realationship.
Jessie: Is there something else we should do?*giving Meowth an un friendly look*
Meowth: You might wanna stop hitting James all the time...
James:*grinning widely* Great! I really like having a girlfriend!
They have finally reached the gym.(Yes, it took them very long time. not my problem, is it? didn't think so...)
Lani: This place looks weird.
Jessie: That's why we are here. Weird named people go to weird places. Now let's go inside!
Wind and Brock were treading slowly forward, holding each other on the way. Hey, they didn't want to get lost in the dark alone. If they had to get lost, they could at least do that together.
Wind: Ow!
Brock: What is it?
Wind: I hit something. Wait a minute. It feels..well, cold and smooth..like a stone.
Brock: Like a jewel stone?
Wind: Could be. Wait, I'll lift it up..*lifts the stone* Whoa, this is heavier than I excepted!
The lights suddenly turn back on.
Brock:*holding the stone half in his hands, the other half Wind had* Uh..what's going on?
Wind: The lights came back on?
Brock: No kidding..
A voice: The stone you are holding in your hands is a matrimonial jewel. When a couple gets married and they hold the jewel at the same time, they will love each other forever..
Wind and Brock just look at each other wide eyed..
Ash and Misty, as high as ever, were again on the floor kissing each other. Pikachu had started to get enough of it.
Pikachu:^Look, will you too please just stop this?! You're driving me insane!^
Ash: Aww, c'mon, Pikachu! Try one of these delicious brownies.
Misty: No, Ash. We two can split the last brownie and and fingerfeed it to each other!*pouting*
Ash: That's a wonderful idea! Pikachu, don't eat it, we want it..
Pikachu:^Be my guest and have it..^
Ash and Misty split the brownie and feed it to each other.
Pikachu rolls his eyes. Again. It's becoming a habit of his.
Jessie, James, Meowth, Lani and Mondo enter the gym.
Lani: Are you totally sure we're supposed to be here?
Mondo: Yeah I'm sure..
Lani: Let's hope for the best.
Jessie:*sees a room with beanbags visible from the doorway* Lani and Mondo, why don't you two lovebirds go in there*points to the room* and make yourselves comfortable while we go yourself some sodas.
Lani: Alright..
Mondo and Lani enter the room. Lani sees a tray of brownies. Every room in this establishment has a tray of brownies.
Lani: *sits down*Look! Brownies!
Mondo: Cool!
Lani:*reaches for the tray* You want some?
Mondo: Sure. *takes a brownie from the tray Lani is holding*
Lani:*takes a bite out of a brownie* Man, these are good.*giggles*
Mondo:*takes a big bite* You said it..*grins*
Lani: I fell..I mean feel..lightheaded..
Mondo: Whee!!
Jessie, James and Meowth had wandered of to team twerp, or the sodas, which ever they come across first. They should probably just find the smoking man, at least for the sodas. For the twerps, it could be a little bit more difficult. They were walking through the grass and flowers, when they heard some voices. Being the people they are, they stopped behind a three to listen. They carefully looked to see those people were.
James: It's that nice guy with cigarettes!
Jessie: Yes, and officer Jenny!
Meowth: What is she doing here!?
James:*cheerfully* Maybe she wants to earn a badge!
Jessie:*sarcastic* Or maybe she likes those cigarettes.
James: That could be it!*gets hit by Jessie's paperfan* Ow! I thought you weren't going to hit me while we're dating!
Jessie: We're NOT really dating! Don't forget that!
Meowth: Shuddup yous two! Meowth wants to hear what they are saying!
Jenny: That's right. Shut down.
The man: But you can't do that. Everyone has the right to live they life the way they choose...
Jenny: You've gotten your warnings. We might put up with this place, but most of the people around here are underaged and...
The man: They're free souls! They have the right to make their own choises.
Jenny: No, they cannot. And only God knows what they're doing around here.
The man: Relax! It's only natural. What happens, happens and...
Jenny: WHAT!?! That does it. You're under arrest!
Jessie: I think we'd better get the hell out from here.
Meowth: You're right!
James: We'll have to get Mondo and Lani, before that Jenny does.
Jessie:*evil smile* Why?
James: But, but... Jessie! She's your best friend and...
Jessie: She's not rfeally my best friend you idiot! You're my best friend!
James: And I'm also your boyfriend*grinning happily*
Meowth:*quickly, so that Jessie can't hit James again* We left the kids in dat room over dere...
Wind and Brock are looking around the room nervously. Their eyes meet and they both blush heavily and let go of the stone. *bang* it hits the floor.
Wind:... You think that might have been a riddle or something?
Brock: I dunno...
Wind:*nervous laughter* But it sure was weird. Where do you think that voice came from?
Brock: They probably have some speakers around here somewhere.
Wind: You don't think that it ment something, do you?
Brock: No, of course not.
Wind: I mean it was just part of some stupid religion, nothing to do with us.
Brock: Right.
Wind: Do you remember what it said? Exactly?
Brock: Um.. nope. Just something about love and marrige and...*voice trails off*
Wind: But it could have ment that if a couple holds the stone, when they're getting married...
Brock: It could had, yeah.
Wind: So, just holding the stone doesn't mean a thing.
Brock: Suppose you're right.
There is a silence. They're avoiding looking at each others, trying to find some excuse to change the subject.
Brock: You wouldn't want to get married with me?*thinking* God, did I say that outloud?!?
Wind:*beed red* That's a stupid guestion... Even if it wasn't totally impossible that I'm in love with you and vise-versa, we'd still be way too young to even think about marrige and *notises something* Hey, there's a door! Maybe it's open...*runs to it, Brock follows*
Jessie, James and Meowth rushed into the room they had left their assistants. Their eyes grew pretty wide, once they realised what was going on. Lani was sitting on top of Mondo, she had gotten rid of her Team Rocket jacket and glowes. Mondo was missing his jacket and T-shirt, but had still the gloves on. They didn't seem to notice, that someone had came, they just continued kissing.
James: Jessie?
Jessie: What?!
James: Can we do that?! Since we're dating and everything...
Jessie:*screaming* NO!
This gots Lani's and Mondo's attencion.
Lani:*looking a bit irritated* Look, Jess', I know we're best fends and...
Mondo: Friends, sweety, best friends...
Lani: Yeah, that what I said. Anywayz, that doesn't mean you'll have to spend all the time with me.
Jessie: That's not... I mean... what are you... is this really...
Meowth:*yelling* Mondo, what the hell do you think you're doing?!?
Mondo: Well, we ate some of those delicious brownies and, boy, it was suddenly getting hot, so we desided to take of some clothes and...
Meowth: Dat's enough young man!
Lani: Plus, we're so much in love, aren't we puddin'?
Mondo: We sure are, sugar...
They start kissing again. The rest of the Team Rocket looks most puzzled.
James: What are we supposed to do now?
Meowth: Meowth is getting a headache out of this...
Pikachu was desperately hitting the door with its little hands.
Pikachu:^Someone please, let me out of here!!^
He almost gets knocked out, when the door opens. Wind and Brock walk in. They're carrying a weird looking stone, very expensive looking stone. Pikachu runs to hug them both.
Pikachu:^Finally! Yes! I'm saved!^
Wind: Hi little buddy. Why are you so happy to see us?
She didn't have to ask. They heard some giggling and looked up to Ash and Misty.
Pikachu:^Keep them away from me!^
Brock: What's going on?!
Wind: You can see that. More like, how did it start in the first place...
Brock: Do we wanna know?
They look at each other and shook their head.
Brock: *walks over to a bowl* Hmmm... seems like they have eating something...
Wind: Didn't their mothers ever tell them, you're not supposed to take food from strangers!?
Misty:*looking at them* Who are you?
Brock: I'm Brock and she's Wind.
Ash: Do we know you?
Brock: At least you should.
Misty: I think they look a bit familiar Ashy...
Ash: What ever you say Mist...
Theystart giggling, again. Brock and Wind are sweatdropping.
Brock: We'd better get them out of here.
Wind: And away from each others. I take Misty, you take Ash.
Jessie and James are looking at each other in puzzlement. Meowth is rubbing his paws against his temples. Well, actually where he would have temples if he had any.
Jessie: Alright, you two. That's enough!
Lani: *patiently*Jessie, I said that we don't have to spend every second of the day together. I want to spend sometime with my very darling boyfriend..*strokes Mondo's hair gently*
James:*looking hopefully at Jessie* You dont' think we could...?
Jessie:*sighs in frustration* NO! Now you take Mondo, I'll take Lani. We have to drag these two out of here.
James: But then? After that?
Jessie: If you'll leave me alone..we might..now MOVE!
James: Right.*smiling widely*
Jessie and James creep up behind Lani and Mondo.
Jessie suddenly grabs Lani by the waist, James grabs Mondo by the arms.
Lani: Hey! Snookums! *stretches her arms for Mondo*
Mondo: Honey! *trying to reach for Lani*
Jessie:*through clenched teeth* Just pull him, James. Follow me.
Jessie is trying to go as fast as she can while still maintaining a good grip on Lani. James follows.
Meowth:*looking up* Hey! Wait for me!
Wind and Misty are outside sitting on the ground and waiting for Brock and Ash and Pikachu to appear.
Wind: Where are they?*nervously*
Misty: Who are you? Where's my darling Ash?*searching the surroundings*
Wind: I don't know where they are!*sees some movement and jumps up* Brock! Ash! Are you there?
Jessie and Lani appear from the bushes. James, Mondo and Meowth are following them.
Wind: Oh. *looks closer at Lani* Lani? You okay?
Lani:*looks quizzically at Wind, then Jessie* Jessie? Who is she? Am I supposed to know her?
Jessie: *whispering* Lani, that's Wind. Remember?
Lani: Oh, right.
Mondo:*coming up from behind Lani, puts his arms around her waist* Lani, sweetie..
Lani: Yes?*puts her hands on top of Mondo's to keep them there*
Mondo: Why don't we go back to the hotel? There's some privacy..
Lani:*lifts her hand up to touch Mondo's cheek* Oh Mondo..
Mondo starts kissing Lani's neck. Lani closes her eyes.
Jessie: Stop it right now! STOP!
Lani opens her eyes and Mondo lifts his gaze up to Jessie. Both glare at her. Jessie sighs and tries to keep calm.
Wind: Lani?! What..what's happened to you?!
Lani: Nothing. Mondo, let's go..
Mondo starts moving without letting go of Lani's waist.
James: Jessie..they're leaving..
Jessie: Wait a minute! Wait A MINUTE!*yelling, her face turning red*
Lani: What?!*annoyed*
Jessie: Okay, Meowth, go with them and don't let them do anything they might regret. We should just wait until the effects wear off of from whatever they have digested..
Meowth: Right..
Lani: SO we can go now?
Jessie: Yes..
Lani:*to Mondo* Sweepie, we can go!
Mondo: Let's go then!*excitedly*
Lani and Mondo almost run to the hotel. Meowth has trouble keeping up with them..
Wind turned to Jessie&James.
Wind: What have you done with her?!
Jessie: We?! Whaddo you mean what have we done to her?!?
Wind: Don't try to tell me that's her normal action!! I know her better than that!
Jessie: Oh, you do? Let's see when was the last time you saw her? I mean before yesterday. What was it? 2 years? 3 years?
Wind:*getting pale* So what?!
Jessie: You haven't seen her in years! People change, you know? Your friendship has no base on reality anymore!
Wind:*looks hurt* I don't have to listen to this...
Jessie: Damn right you don't! Now get lost!
Wind looks at the remaining two Rockets, turns around and walks away.
James: Aw, Jessie! I think you hurt her feelings...
Jessie: You're taking her side?!
James: Wha? No! No! No! Of course not.
Jessie: Good. Now, we could go and grab some food, while we wait those two to snap out of it.
James:*happily* Great! I'm hungry!
Jessie rolls her eyes.
Meowth was having few problems. He was giving some very unfriendly thoughts to Jessie and James, for slipping out of this one. What was a small cat pokémon able to do, when you had two teenagers, who were very very high? Not much.
Lani:*giggling* Oh, Mondo... have I told you I absolutely luuuuv you?
Mondo: I wuv you too, darling...
Meowth groaned.
Meowth: Gimme a break, yous two! That's simply grouse.
Lani: Hey, no one asked you to come along!
Meowth:*snif* Dat's it! Nobody likes Meowth...
The two assistans look at the cat, then each other. They walk over to him.
Mondo: We didn't mean it like that.
Lani: Don't take it so seriously.
They hug Meowth.
Both: We like you a lot!
Meowth: Dat's touching. So could you please do me a favor?
Mondo: Well, I think we could...
Lani: ... if it's not impols.. impass... impossible.
Meowth: Don't make out while I'm around!
Mondo and Lani look at each other. They really don't wanna upset poor Meowth, 'cause he's their dear loving friend, like Jessie and James, but what they feel for each other...
Lani:*sigh* We'll try...
Meowth: Great!
Lani: Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?
Mondo: I think it's getting pretty hot, yes...
Meowth:*eyes wide with horror* You promised!
Lani:*takes a quick look at Meowth* Maybe a shower would help...
Mondo: Oh, ok. You wanna go first?
Lani: I was more like thinking, we'd go together...
Mondo:*eyes light up* That's a wondeful idea honey!
Wind returns to where she left Misty. Surprisingly enough, the girl is no where to be seen. There are some voices coming from not too far away. Wind walks to the direction of voices.
Brock: Where the hell did you go?!*notices her look* *worried* Something wrong?
Wind: No. Sorry I left her without a guard. Run into Team Rocket.
Brock: They didn't hurt you, did they?
Wind: You've actually heard them hurting someone?
Brock: Well, not Jessie and James, but...
Wind: *shugs*There you have it.
Looks over to Ash and Misty, who are all over each others, again.
Wind: I say we take those two back to the hotel, lock them into different rooms and get something to eat.
Brock: Sounds like a plan. But are you sure we're able to drag them back?
Wind:*looking at Ash and Misty**sweatdrop* Sure...
Jessie and James were walking back to the hotel.
James: You think that what ever they got might have woren of already?
Jessie: It can't last much longer than an hour. What ever caused it, they can't have that much in their systems.
James: What if they don't have anything?
Jessie: What do you mean?
James: Well, we did catch them up doing something simular, not too long ago...
Jessie: I can't believe this. You actually have a point!
James: Great. So while they're doing it, can we get a room for ourselves?
Jessie: To do what?
James: Well... you know... what ever they're doing...
Jessie: NO!*whipes out her paperfan*(since they're "dating", she won't use the mallet)
James:*whining* But Jessi-e... you promised...
Jessie thinks for a moment. Then she throws off the paperfan.
Jessie: Fine. We can't afford a room, though.
James: We can break into one of the twerps room! They're in the gym.
Jessie: And maybe they even have some rare pokemon in their rooms!
With lot of sweat and troubles, Wind and Brock manage to bring Ash and Misty to the hotel. They're very thankful, that this building has an elevator, 'cause dragging those two up stairs would be impossible. They, wisely, agree to take different elevators.
Ash: C'mon, Brock! Why can't I go with Misty??
Misty: I wanna go with my Ashy- boy!
Wind: No.
Ash: Please, please, please!
Brock: No.
Misty: You're no fun!
Wind: That's right, we're not. Now get in to the elevetor, Misty.
Ash: Brock, let me go with Misty! Then you can go with that girl, whatever her name was...
Wind: My name is Wind. Is it so hard to remember?!
Ash: Whatever... so, you can go with her. C'mon, I know you wanna make out with her!
Brock:*very red* That's enough Ash. In to the elevator, now!*pushes Ash inside*
The door closes.
Misty:*reaching her arms to the elevator door* Oh, Ash...
Wind: You'll see him upstairs again, if you now just come with me...
Misty: I don't have that many choises... I miss him.
Wind: You saw him few seconds ago!
Misty: But that feel's like eterm... tarmity... very long time!
Meowth is glaring at the two high, supposedly in love teenagers. He had positioned Lani and Mondo at two different ends of the room. He just couldn't take anymore sappy love stuff they told each other.
Meowth: Now answer me. What did you eat? Why are you so high?
Lani:*giggling* We're high on each other!
Mondo: Yeah, we love each other!
Meowth:*groans*This is going to be one long night.
Wind and Misty are in a very small elevator together. Not the ideal place to be with a person who is high.
Misty: So, Wind. Why aren't you and Brock all over each other? You are so obva..obveeeelyso..
Wind: Obviously?
Misty: That's it.
Wind: Continue.
Misty: Right..in love..
Wind: Well..I won't comment on that..*thinking to herself* This is going to be one looooong ride up..
Brock and Ash are in the other elevator.
Ash: Brock..where's Misty? I miss her.
Brock: She'll meet you upstairs, in our room.
Ash: Oh. But I still miss her.
Brock: Don't worry, you'll see her soon enough.
Ash: Who was that other girl? The one you love?
Brock:*blushing* That was Wind.
Ash: Right..is she your wife? I mean, you ARE old..
Brock: No, she's not my wife. We're underaged still. Besides, I'm only a couple years older than you.
Ash: Yeah, but I'm married to Misty.
Brock:*sighs* Yeah, I believe ya..
Jessie and James enter Ash's and Brock's room. James rushes to the bed and sits on it.
James: Hey, Jessie, look! It's nice and bouncy!*demonstrates by going up and down*
Jessie:*absentmindedly* That's nice.
James: Jessie..could come over here?
Jessie walks to where James is. James suddenly grabs Jessie by the waist and pulls her lying down onto the bed.
Jessie:*surprised* James!
James silences her by kissing her hard. All thoughts of capturing any rare pokémons fly out of Jessie's head, since the love of her life kissed her. James has always been her love, even if she hasn't wanted to let it into her conciousness. It's always been there, deep down inside..
Ash and Brock emergent from the elevator, while Ash was explaining to Brock how a gigantic pink blastoise joined them in the holy matrimony.
Ash: It was really pretty ceremn... mony...
Brock:*rolling his eyes*That's nice Ash.
Ash: Misty looked really nice in those black bikinis...
Brock: She was wearing bikinis when you got married?
Ash:*nods* And flowers... she had also flowers... loooooots of pretty flowers.
The other elevator arrives as well. Misty and Wind come out. Wind's very red and she has stuffed something into Misty's mounth. Brock looks at her.
Brock: What...
Wind: Don't ask!
Ash runs to Misty.
Ash: Oh, I missed you sooooo much*hugs her tightly*
Misty: mhhhh...
Ash:*looks at Misty* What honey?*notices the piece of clothing in Misty's mounth and takes it off* What was that for?
Misty:*glares at Wind* Just because I said that, it doesn't give you any right to...
Brock: What did you say?
Misty: I don't remember extact... excact... very clearly. Something about how I think she should...
Wind: It's not important.
Brock: I wanna hear.
Wind: It's not important!!!
Ash: Wow, you're uptight! Maybe Brock could help you to relax, while me and Mist...
Misty: That's a great idea Ashy!
Ash: All my ideas are great.
Misty: Of course they are. They're yours. Everything about you is great, that's why I wuv you.
They start kissing.
Wind: Ok, that's enough!
Lani: But I wanna be close to my sweety!
Mondo: Pumpkinpie...
Meowth:*holding his paws on his ears* La-la-laaa... I don't hear a thing...
The cat has tied them up into chairs, to keep them away from each others. That doesn't stop them from talking, though. This has turned out to be a slight problem...
Meowth: Ok. If I untie you, you promise not to do anything but the kissing and hugging stuff?
Mondo: Well...
Lani: That's better than nothing, but...
Mondo:*staring into Lani's eyes* It's just that, when I'm around you, my beloved...
Lani:... I lose the control and...
Meowth: Aaaaaargh! Dat's it! You're gonna stay tied up and Meowth is gonna go and get something to eat!
Lani: Bring some of those brownies, will you?
Jessie and James broke long kiss.*slap*. James gets hit by the paperfan.
James:*getting teary eyed* But... but... Jessie...
She looks in his eyes. There are two possibilitys, either to scream at him, or to kiss him back. She goes for the first one.
Jessie: That was for acting like a complite jerk and...
She notices James looking very deeply hurt. What's she doing? It's not like she didn't like it. But all this mushyness... she wasn't used to that.
Jessie:*touching James cheek* I... I'm sorry, I... Oh, what the hell! Jessie kisses James very hard and deep. When they finally break out from that kiss, they're both breathing very heavily, looking in each others eyes.
James: Wow!
Jessie:*smiling* You said it.
They go back to their little activity.
Ash, Misty, Wind&Brock are standing outside their rooms. Pikachu has ran off to wait the situation to calm down. Ash and Misty are holding each other very tight.
Brock: It's gonna be hard to get them off of each other. Why don't we just stuff them into same room?
Wind: You really think that's a wise thing to do?
Brock:*looks at Misty&Ash* Their parents will kill us if anything happens, won't they?
Wind:*shugs* At least they'll kill you, they don't know me.
Brock: They'll probably kill us theirselves, once they snap out of it.
Wind: So, we'll have to babysit them, until they pass out?
Misty: Oh, no need to do that, we'll be just fine...
Brock: Do you have any pokémon, who could take care of them?
Wind: Actually...*Grabs a pokéball from her belt* Mr E, I choose you!
A kadabra pops out.
Brock: Mr E?
Ash: You give names to your pokémons?
Wind:*smiles* Yes, they're unique, aren't they? I don't call you just "humans".*turns to Mr E* Could you please keep an eye on these two?*gestures towards Ash and Misty*. I know, it's a lot to ask, but maybe with your psyhic powers...
The kadabra nods slowly.
Wind: Thank you!
They push Ash and Misty inside Wind's and Misty's room, kadabra follows them.
Wind: Just make sure they don't too anything too stupid, ok? We'll lock the door from outside.
And they do.
Brock:*sighs reliefed* Well, that issue is taken care of.
Wind: Yeah.
Brock: Whaddo we do now?
Wind: Hmmm... Let's get some food, I'm starving. And after that, I'd like to challenge you to a pokémon battle for the badge.
Brock:*shugs* Ok. Where do we battle?
Wind: I'm pretty sure we can use that gym, we'll just have to avoid that weird guy. But first, some food.
Lani and Mondo had managed(with lots of troubles) to untie themselves. And no one else around... they were able to fully enjoy each other. No, they hadn't gotten very far yet. Just laying on the bed, kissing. They had taken off their boots, so there weren't that many clothing items left on them. Lani's hand wandered to Mondo's belt, to open it. Then he's trousers.
Mondo:*between kisses* You... are... sure...about... this, right?
Lani: Of course. I love you silly. Why?*backing off* Don't you love me??
Mondo: Oh, no, no, no, I didn't mean it like that, baby. I adore you honey, you're the most beautiful woman I've ever met...
Lani obviously believes him, since she leans again towards him.
To Be Continue…
Ok people, you still wanna read on? Good. Tell us your opinion. Critism is also welcome. Oh, and are there actually some MALL(Mondo and Lani love)-fans? If so, I really would like to know… *to Wind* Hey! Don't eat them all! Leave something for me too!