Gohan Goes to Hogwarts: Another DBZ/HP fic

Gohan Goes to Hogwarts: Another DBZ/HP fic.

Part 4

Hogwarts Express (and the sorting hat AND the feast)

Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ or Harry Potter. I also don't own Trysta Malfoy. They belong to Kistune Ishida. The rest of the names you don't recognize from the books are mine!! ALL MINE!!!! Muwahahahahaha!!

A/N: another part! Enjoy.

Gohan sat by himself on the train to Hogwarts. All the other compartments are full, so he went and found an empty compartment at the back. It had only been five minutes after the train left when the compartment opened and in came three girls. One, who was quite tall, had brown, curly hair and dark blue eyes. Another had bleach blonde hair, blue eyes, was kinda short and slim and had a little white cat in her arms. The last had jet-black hair, was short and had a slim but slightly muscular figure and had black eyes. If there were no more saya-jins left, Gohan might have mistaken her for one. The first one spoke right away.

1st girl: hello there. You don't mind if we sit in here, do you? All the other compartments are way to crowded.

Gohan: No, not at all. Make yourselves at home.

The three little girls looked quite grateful and took a seat close to Gohan. The third one didn't look as grateful as the others and took a seat as far away as she could from the other two. She had the look of a saya-jin too. If fact, she kinda reminded Gohan of Vegita.

2nd girl: Hello there. I'm Trysta Malfoy. This is Olivia Granger and that sitting way off in the corner is Amanda Martin.

Gohan: Hi, I'm Son Gohan! Pleased to meet you.

Olivia: hi. Are you that boy who scared Trysta's brother half to death?

Gohan: Ummm…. Who?

Trysta: My brother, Draco Malfoy.

Gohan: Ohhhh… him. Yeah, it was me. Why?

Trysta: Because that was the funniest thing ever!

Gohan: Huh? You're not mad?

Olivia: Why would she be mad? She hates her family. Well, not her mom, just Draco and her father. They're both death eaters.

Gohan: What's a death eater?

Trysta: They're people who work for the evil wizard. I'm not allowed to say his name cause it's too evil.

Amanda: No it not!! I've heard eviler names than Lord Voldemort's!! Heck, my family has lived in worse conditions than this. What's so evil about him? I mean, come on! Some guy who can only use power from a wand! I could kick his ass with my hands tied behind my back!!

Gohan: Where are you from Amanda?

Amanda: Ummm…. Welll…. I'm from… uhhh… well…

Gohan: You can tell me. I've heard some pretty weird places, like, uh, Namek.

Amanda: Are you saying I'm an alien?

Gohan: No. I'm just saying it can't be as weird as hearing your father and his arch rival, but not really, are both from some far away planet that was destroyed by some psycho idiot who thought he was the strongest in the universe, until he meet my dad.

Amanda: Welll, whatever the hell you are, I'm not! I'm from Japan.

Gohan: Really, me too!!

Amanda: *sarcastically* Oh joy.

Olivia: What was that stuff about your dad?

Gohan: Nothing. That was just something I though of off the top of my head.

Trysta: Wow, I wish I had an imaginative mind like that!

Amanda: Whatever. *turns away and starts reading her potions book*

They talked for another hour when the door slid open and in walked Draco with his two little (well they're not exactly little) cronies.

Draco: *notices Trysta* What the hell are you doing sitting with those two mud-bloods!!

Amanda: Go away Draco, you're not wanted here.

Draco: I'll go wherever the hell I want, even where I'm not wanted!

Gohan: you heard her, Draco, go away. Or am I gonna have to make you, again.

Draco: I'm not scared of you, pipsqueak. I never was. It was just an act. Not only that, if you try and kick my butt, you'll be expelled from Hogwarts and Crabbe and Goyle will have a little fun with ya!

Gohan: I'm not scarred of them two idiots. From the look of it, they probably don't know up from down.

Crabbe and Goyle started to growl and crack their knuckles. Gohan got up because it looked like they weren't gonna leave, and started to power up. Olivia and Trysta just stared at Gohan as his hair started to spike up. Amanda, who suddenly felt the power he was emitting, turned to see what was going on. What she saw, she would never believe. A super saya-jin.

Amanda: *quietly* There's no possible way in hell he could be a super saya-jin!

Gohan: Now I suggest you get lost or else. *two little ki-blasts in both hands*

Draco: OMG!! How did he do that!! He's more powerful than Voldemort himself!! Run you two idiots! *knocks Crabbe and Goyle out of the way and runs*

Crabbe and Goyle: *following* Wait for us!

Gohan: *powering down* Well I really showed those two, didn't I?

Olivia: How did you do that?

Gohan: What?

Trysta: Make you hair go blonde and your eyes go green?

Gohan: I just did, that how. I would tell you, but it's a family secret.

Olivia: Oh, I see. Darn it! That would be so cool if I could do something like that!

They kept on talking throughout the day when someone else entered the compartment. It was Hermione. She had on and big, shiny badge with the letter "P" on it.

Hermione: Hello there Gohan, Olivia. I just came in to tell you that we are about to arrive at Hogwarts, so you better get into your robes. Same with you… *points at Amanda and Trysta*

Trysta: Trysta Malfoy.

Amanda: Amanda Martin.

Hermione: Yeah, same with you two. Hurry up now! First years are always the first to get off the train. I'll be leaving now.

Gohan: Bye Hermione!

Hermione: Bye!

She left and the 4 kids got into their robes. About fifteen minutes later, they arrived at Hogwarts. The four piled off, but left their trunks (what irony with that name and what the Hogwarts kids carry around their stuff in. hehehe) in the train like they were told to. They walked up to the lake where a big man with a beard told them to line up. They were first in line so they piled on to a boat, which then was paddled across the river to the front of the school. It was a huge castle that was ruins to the muggle eye. Gohan just stared at it in awe. After they got out of the boat, a teacher was there to lead them up to the school. When they got to the school, she told them to wait in the hall until she came back. She came back about twenty minutes later with an old, torn hat. She placed it on a stool in the great hall and told the first years to enter in a straight line. When everyone had entered and were all quite, the hat started to sing. Hat: "A thousand years or more ago, When I was newly sewn, There lived four wizards of renown, Their names are still well known: Bold Gryffindor, from wild moor, Fair Ravenclaw, from glen, Sweet Hufflepuff, from valley broad, Shrewd Slytherin, from fen. They shared a wish, a hope, a dream, They hatched a daring plan To educate young sorcerers Thus Hogwarts school began. Now each of these four founders Formed their own house, for each Did value different virtues In the ones they had to teach. By Griffindor, the bravest were Prized far beyond the rest; For Ravenclaw, the cleverest, Would always be the best; For Hufflepuff, hard workers were, Most worthy of admission; And power hungry Slytherin Loved those of great ambition. While still alive, they did divide Their favorites fromt eh throng, Yet how to pick the worthy ones When they were dead and gone? 'Twas Gryffindor who found the way, He whipped me off his head The founders put some brains in me So I could choose instead! Now slip me snug about your ears, I've never yet been wrong, I'll have a look inside your mind And tell where you belong!"

"Oh, you may not think I'm pretty,
But don't judge on what you see,
I'll eat myself if you can find,
A smarter hat then me.
You can keep your bowlers black,
Your top hats sleek and tall,
For I'm the Hogwarts Sorting Hat
And I can cap them all.
There's nothing hidden in your head
The Sorting Hat can't see,
So try me on and I will tell you
Where you ought to be.
You might belong in Gryffindor,
Where dwell the brave at heart,
Their daring, nerve, and chivalry
Set Gryffindors apart;
You might belong in Hufflepuff
Where they are just and loyal,
Those patient Hufflepuffs are true
And unafraid of toil;
Or yet in wise old Ravenclaw
If you've a ready mind,
Where those of wit and learning,
Will always find their kind;
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You'll make your real friends,
Those cunning folk use any means
To achieve their ends.

So put me on! Don't be afraid!
And don't get in a flap!
You're in safe hands (though I have none)
For I'm a Thinking Cap!"

At the end all the people in the hall started to clap. After they all quieted down, Professor McGonnagall pulled out a long list with names on it. She started calling names and the students walked up, put on the hat and the hat called out what house they should be in. McGonnagall: Adams, Perry A little boy came forth and walked up to the hat. He picked it up, sat down on the stool and placed it on his head. The hat suddenly called out the house. Hat: Hufflepuff! The Hufflepuff's all started cheering as Perry went to sit down with them. Professor McGonnagall called out the next name. McGonnagall: Avery, Andrew Another boy came forward. This time he looked confident and really snobby. He walked up to the hat and put it on. Hat: Slytherin! The Slytherin table went up into cheers as confident Andrew walked over smiling, happy he got into Slytherin. When everything was quiet, Professor McGonnagall called out another name. McGonnagall: Black, Polaris A girl walked out of the group and up to the hat. She sat down and placed it on her head. The hat took a couple of minutes until it decided. Hat: Gryffindor! The Gryffindor table went up into cheers. It was the loudest they had heard yet. It went on like this for 15 minutes. McGonnagall: Chang, Jackie! *At Gryffindor table* Harry: Did she say Jackie Chan? Isn't he some movie star? Isn't he kinda old to be at Hogwarts? Hermione: No, dombo, she said Jackie Chang, as in Cho Chang. Harry: *dreamily* Cho…. Ron: OMG. How pathetic. *back at the line* Hat: Ravenclaw! Ravenclaw table: yay!!!! Five minutes later. McGonnagall: Granger, Olivia! Hat: Hufflepuff! Hufflepuff table: Woohoo!! 1 minute later. McGonnagall: Lupin, Brad! Hat: Ravenclaw! Ravenclaw table: Yippee!! McGonnagall: Malfoy, Trysta! Hat: Gryffindor! Gryffindor table: WOOOOO!!!!!!! McGonnagall: Martin, Amanda! Hat: Slytherin! Slytherin table: YES!!!!! This went on for about ten more minutes when they got to the bottom of the list. Gohan was at the very bottom. Usually there were a few more letters after that, but oh well. McGonnagall: Son Gohan! Gohan walked up to the hat and picked it up. He sat on the stool with the hat down over his eyes. Hat: hmmmmm… very smart, I see. You would make a good Ravenclaw. Also very strong and brave at heart. An excellent Gryffindor. Slytherin would cramp your style, and Hufflepuff wouldn't as great for you as the other two. So which is it? Gohan: Ummm…. How about Gryffindor. Hat: Gryffindor it is, then. *yells* Gryffindor!!! The Gryffindor table went up in cheers as Gohan took off the hat and walked over to sit there. Harry: WOO!!! Other Gryffindors: YAY!!! It went on like this for about five minutes. When everyone clamed down, one of the Professors stood up to say a few words before the feast. He had a long slivery beard, which matched his hair, and wore half-moon glasses. Professor: Welcome, students, to another year at Hogwarts. For you who don't know me, I am Professor Dumbledor, the headmaster of the school. This year we have yet another new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher. I would like to introduce you to our new DADA Professor, Professor Shuu. Gohan: OMG!!!! IT'S MR. SHUU!!!!! AHHHHH!!!! *runs away screaming though a brick wall* P. Dumbledor: It's Professor Shuu, not Mr. Shuu. Oh dear. I'm gonna have to fix that wall. Gohan: AHHHHHH!!!! KEEP HIM AWAY!!!! Harry: Wow, how did he manage that? Hermione: He went though the wall without even hurting herself! Ron: Wow… After about 15 minutes of finding Gohan and settling down, the feast went on. After the feast and another speech from Dumbledor, everyone went to their houses. When they got to Gryffindor tower, they entered, went up to the first years room. Gohan fell asleep right away. A/N: I hope you people enjoyed that part. Never expected Mr. Shuu as the Defense against the dark art teacher, now did ya! R/R Thanx! Also, for all you people who want Malfoy's arse to get kicked. Don't worry. I will, I will! 

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