Gohan Goes to Hogwarts
Part 9
The First DADA class
By: Lavander Blues
Disclaimer: Ya all know the drill.
A/N: Um... not much to say. I'm not telling anyone which death eater it was 'til the end. I'll give you a hint… nahh…
Gohan and Trysta walked into the DADA room the next morning just as the bell rang.
Gohan: Oh, God. I'm gonna regret going to this school.
Trysta: Why?
Gohan: Because that idiot who is teaching our DADA class is my old tutor who I had for only half a day before my mom threw him out the window and chased him off the property.
Trysta: Why's that?
Gohan: Cause he bad- mouthed my dad, saying that he abandoned us.
Trysta: Ouch.
Gohan: Oh, I would have like to hurt him. Only if my mom hadn't got her hands on him first….
Trysta: Oh, will you stop it?
Gohan: Sorry… I just, well, you know.
Trysta: Oh, yes, I know. Whatever.
They were talking a little while longer as they took seats in the back of the classroom. Five minutes after the bell rang, Professor Shuu strode in, looking 'high and mighty.'
Shuu: Hello class, I am Professor Shuu, your Defense Against The Dark Arts teacher for the year. I do not tolerate anything from unworthy students who do not listen to me. If you so much as step on foot out of the line this year, I assure you, you will have more than a few measly points taken from your house.
He went on about rules for another half an hour before the class got down to business. When they finally did get started on the lesson, he made them take notes after notes about the history of the Dark arts and how people used to defend themselves. He was just as boring as Professor Binns, but not in the same sense. They class was busy taking notes from their books when someone else entered the classroom. HE was young, had short blonde curls and seemed to be full of life. There was also someone accompanied with him, who was also young and full of life, but looked tired and quite gray. He was eyeing the others blonde curls with envy, even though the look would probably embarrass the hell out of him if he was with old friends…
Shuu: Yes? How may I help you.
The graying one spoke first.
Mr. Grey: Hello there, Professor Shuu, we are you welcoming committee, myself being former Professor Remus Lupin and this being former Professor Gildroy Lockhart.
Shuu: And what do you want.
The Professor Lockhart dude piped up.
Lockhart: Well, considering you missed the meetings with us, we have decided to come to the school and tell you what teaching defense Against the Dark Arts is all about. Who you can expect to be the top of your class, who is the best suck-up and who is just down all nasty.
Lupin: *looking at Lockhart like he's an idiot* Also what you should be teaching your students, considering this is your first time as a British DADA teacher.
Shuu: And why do I care.
Lockhart: Well, because you dealing with an expert in the Dark Arts Arena, moi! I know so much about them and I have defeated everything from Boggarts to Werewolves.
Lockhart launched into one of his "I am the best in the world" stories, while the class fell into a deeper sleep. Lupin cut him off about five minutes later.
Lupin: Shut your trap, Glidroy. *turns to Shuu* Anyways, as I was saying, we need to meet before you are fully capable of teaching any of these classes, so I'll take over from here.
Lockhart, greatly annoyed with Lupin's comment, burst into a scream about something.
Lockhart: NO! DON'T LET HIM TEACH YOU CLASS!! HE'LL KILL THEM ALL!!!
Shuu: And why should I let either of you teach my class. And why will he kill the all?
Lupin: *puts his hand over Lockhart's mouth* Because you don't know a damned thing about the subject, so let me in. OUCH!
Lockhart bit Lupin so he would let him go and could finish when he was saying.
Lockhart: HE'LL KILL THEM ALL!! HE'S A WEREWOLF!!!!!!!
Lupin: Whatever.
By this time, most of the school had come and crowded around the doors to see what all the commotion was about. Professor McGonnagall stepped through the crowd to speak with Shuu.
McGonnagall: What in the name of holy h*ll is going on here?!
Lupin: *points at Lockhart and says in his old "I'm innocent tone"* It wasn't me, Minerva! The high git here started screaming at the top of his lungs because I cut of another one of his stupid stories.
McGonnagall: Lupin? Lockhart? What are you two doing here.
Lockhart: Well, he's the werewolf. It's all his fault.
Lupin: My fault my ass.
McGonnagall: REMUS LUPIN!
Lupin: Sorry, Minerva…
McGonnagall: Now what on earth is going on?
Lupin: We're from the "PPFDADAH" foundation and we came to give Mr. Shuu a few tips on how to teach DADA.
McGonnagall: Oh, I see. Okay, how about you speak with him after his class is over and for now, go up and speak with Dumbledore about *points at Lockhart* his behavior.
Lupin: Okay Minerva, thanks.
Lockhart: Why is it my fault, he's the werewolf here!
Lupin: Oh, yeah, now it's my fault cause I'm a werewolf. Well, ya know what, you can go kiss my arse!!!
McGonnagall: I will not hear predgism(AN: I don't know how to spell that) about one of my past favourite students, Glidroy. Now, go up to Dumbledore's office now, before I have to hurt you.
Lockhart, looking scarred, scampered away down the halls of Hogwarts, with Lupin walking a few feet behind. Everyone went back to their classrooms and Professor Shuu went on making them take notes. By the end of the class, everyone was back to sleep and the bell woke them all up with a jolt. They packed up their books and made their way to the next class.
Gohan: Well, it wasn't so bad after all.
Trysta: Yeah, I guess not…
A/N: hehe. I know, it's short and stupid, but that's how I like them! Well, on with part 10 sometime soon. For those of you who wanna know what PPFDADAH stands for, its: Previous Professor from Defense Against the Dark Arts at Hogwarts. I know it sounds stupid, but hey. Now R/R plz!