Monica was sitting down, recovering from the phonecall
she just had, while Chandler was truying to get Phoebe
on her mobile.
"Hello Pheebs" he said. "Look, we know where Joey is!"
"Where!" Monica could hear phoebes frantic voice.
"Hes in Hollywood," he said.
The door opened and phoebe walked in, her mobile to
her ear. She took it off her ear, and pressed her
button furiously. "Ok," she said.
Chandler jumped, as his back was away from the door.
"Pheebs, dont do that agin," he said, emphasisng
"again."
"Where is he really?" she demanded.
"Planet Zorg," said Monica.
"Thats more believeable," said Pheebs. Everyone looked
at her. "Not that I beleve that," she added hastily.
"Good," said Chandler. Ross walked in.
"What is happening?" he asked breathlessly. "Joey is a
stand in for HUgh Grant. Theyre showing Notting
Hill...with Joey!"
"Whose playing Julia Roberts?" asked Rachel, looking
bored again.
"The ff-ing Julia Roberts!" yelled Ross. "Turn on the
film channel!"
Monica quickly switched it on. There was Joey, about
to kiss Julia. Everyone screamed.
"URGH! Its werse than a horror movie!" squealed
Rachel.
"I feel as if my werst enemy is sitting next to me!"
"Well der, your werst enemy IS sitting next to you,"
said Ross.

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