YES!!! A NEW VERSION OF THIS CLASSIC STORY!!!!
REVISITED! WITH NEW CHARACTERS!!!
HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!
WB owns Dawson´s Creek and all characters.
No money was made with this piece of sh...
DAWSON, LEARN!
It was a quiet and beautiful morning in Capeside.
Dawson left his home early, with a smile on his face and headed,
for the creek. There was a picnic there and everyone had attended.
Pacey, Jack, Joey, Andy, Drue (remember that guy?), Jack´s boyfriend, Grams,
Jen, Mitch, Gale, Gretchen (remember her?), the ghost of Abby and some
of the characters from "Young Americans".
Dawson was bringing fruits for dessert. Everyone were having a wonderful time.
Suddenly a banana fell from Dawson´s bag, and the teenager stepped on it.
That made him fly in the air like some kind of alcoholic Superman and fell
over the fruits smashing them to oblivion.
All the presents laughed and pointed their fingers at Dawson Leery´s face.
"Heh, heh, heh, What a dumb bastard!" - Mitch said without knowing he´d soon
be dead because the producers of the show were tired of him.
"My back! I think I broke my back!!!" - Dawson screamed in pain.
"Ha, ha... that proves you are stupid!" - Pacey laughed.
"It hurtssssssssssssssss!!! Oh!!!" - Dawson cried and moved like a
dizzy snake on the ground.
"I don´t think this stupid kid will ever walk again"- Jack told his boyfriend
"I love you, bitchy" - The other answered
"Help, fer God´s sake!!! I can´t stand it!" - Dawson screamed in serious pain.
"I knew he was dumb, but not THIS dumb..."- Joey said and looked at her
own boobies.
"That´s my idiot son"- Gale said and scratched her rear with an apple.
"I think I´m pregnant, Mitch." Jen whispered while she felt a wave of nausea.
"Fuck!" Mitch replied.
"There´s a lesson here to learn" Grams told everybody "Never mess with the
fruit or you´ll break your back!"
Everyone aplaudded and laughed. Except Dawson that had his back broken,
and was bleeding from his ears, nose and mouth. He was drowning in
his own blood.
Grams had a heart attack and went straigth to hell.
That was a great day and everybody learnt a good lesson.
THE END!!
REVISITED! WITH NEW CHARACTERS!!!
HOPE YOU LIKE IT!!!
WB owns Dawson´s Creek and all characters.
No money was made with this piece of sh...
DAWSON, LEARN!
It was a quiet and beautiful morning in Capeside.
Dawson left his home early, with a smile on his face and headed,
for the creek. There was a picnic there and everyone had attended.
Pacey, Jack, Joey, Andy, Drue (remember that guy?), Jack´s boyfriend, Grams,
Jen, Mitch, Gale, Gretchen (remember her?), the ghost of Abby and some
of the characters from "Young Americans".
Dawson was bringing fruits for dessert. Everyone were having a wonderful time.
Suddenly a banana fell from Dawson´s bag, and the teenager stepped on it.
That made him fly in the air like some kind of alcoholic Superman and fell
over the fruits smashing them to oblivion.
All the presents laughed and pointed their fingers at Dawson Leery´s face.
"Heh, heh, heh, What a dumb bastard!" - Mitch said without knowing he´d soon
be dead because the producers of the show were tired of him.
"My back! I think I broke my back!!!" - Dawson screamed in pain.
"Ha, ha... that proves you are stupid!" - Pacey laughed.
"It hurtssssssssssssssss!!! Oh!!!" - Dawson cried and moved like a
dizzy snake on the ground.
"I don´t think this stupid kid will ever walk again"- Jack told his boyfriend
"I love you, bitchy" - The other answered
"Help, fer God´s sake!!! I can´t stand it!" - Dawson screamed in serious pain.
"I knew he was dumb, but not THIS dumb..."- Joey said and looked at her
own boobies.
"That´s my idiot son"- Gale said and scratched her rear with an apple.
"I think I´m pregnant, Mitch." Jen whispered while she felt a wave of nausea.
"Fuck!" Mitch replied.
"There´s a lesson here to learn" Grams told everybody "Never mess with the
fruit or you´ll break your back!"
Everyone aplaudded and laughed. Except Dawson that had his back broken,
and was bleeding from his ears, nose and mouth. He was drowning in
his own blood.
Grams had a heart attack and went straigth to hell.
That was a great day and everybody learnt a good lesson.
THE END!!