Cheesy Announcer: And now, presenting the next contestants...MALON AND RUTO!!!!!!!!!
(Ruto saunters out, and then Malon runs after her)
Ruto: It's RUTO and MALON, not the other way around!!
Malon: No way!!! It's Malon and Ruto!!! Let's just start the song!!!
Ruto and Malon: (very bad singing)
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The Boy Is Mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The Boy Is Mine
Malon:
I think it's time we got this straight
Lets sit and talk this face to face
There is no way you could mistake
Link for your man are you insane
Ruto:
You see I know that you may be
Just a bit jealous of me
But you're blind if you can't see
That his love is all in me
Malon:
You see I tried to hesitate
I didn't wanna say what he told me
He said without me he couldn't make
It through the day ain't that a shame
Ruto:
Maybe you misunderstood
Cause I can't see how he could
Wanna change something that's so good
Because my love is all it took
Malon and Ruto:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The Boy Is Mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The Boy Is Mine
Ruto:
Must you do the things you do
Keep on acting like a fool
You need to know it's me not you
And if you didn't know it girl it's true
Malon:
I think that you should realize
And try to understand why
He is a part of my life
I know it's killing you inside
Ruto:
You can say what you want to say
What we have you can't take
From the truth you can't escape
I can tell the real from the fake
Malon:
When will you get the picture
You're the past, I'm the future
Get away it's my time to shine
And if you didn't know Link IS MINE!
Ruto and Malon:
You need to give it up
Had about enough
It's not hard to see
The Boy Is Mine
I'm sorry that you
Seem to be confused
He belongs to me
The Boy Is Mine
You can't destroy this love I found
You're silly games I won't allow
The boy is mine without a doubt
You might as well throw in the towel
What makes you think that he wants you
When I'm the one that brought him to
This special place in my heart
Cause LINK was MY love right from the start!
Ruto: HE'S MINE!!!!!!!!!
Malon: As if!!! He's SO MINE!!! Who gave him Epona, huh? Oh, and he said he'd MARRY me when my father asked him when he was only TEN!!!
Ruto: He DID marry me when he was only ten!!!
Malon: That's because he had to!!! Link actually WANTS to marry me!!!
(Ruto and Malon go at each others throats and start having a cat fight. And then...Link walks onstage)
Link: Uh...Malon? Ruto?
(They straighten themselves out)
Malon and Ruto: LINK!!!
Ruto: Oh Link, tell her...you love me!
Malon: NO, you love me, right!!!
Link: Umm...er... no. I just came to invite you to Zelda and I's wedding.
Malon and Ruto: WHAT?!!!!!!!
Link: Yeah, sorry. I'll leave now.
(He plays his ocarina, and leaves)
Malon: Oh well now that was...
Ruto: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! (is crying)
Malon: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA (is crying too)
(Ruto and Malon hug, and walk offstage)
Cheesy Announcer: Well, that was a VERY nice performance...it had it all...laughter, tears...judges...I think you've come to a conclusion...the winners are...MALON AND RUTO!!!!!!!!!!
(Malon and Ruto run out, and are no longer crying)
Malon and Ruto: WHAT'D WE WIN!!!!!!!!!!
Cheesy Announcer: TEN THOUSAND RUPEES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Malon: Ah come on Ruto, who needs Link with this money!!! I take 5,000, you take 5,000, fair?
Ruto: Sure Malon...yeah.
(The girls take their money)
Malon: You know though...my singing was better. I should get 6,000.
Ruto: No way, my singing was SO better!!!
(Announcer pushes them offstage)
Cheesy Announcer: Well, let us allow them to settle that on their own time, eh? Tune in next time to watch Da Brothers Goron get the audience pumping!!! Hope you had a great time!!!
a/n: Ummm...please REVIEW!!! Stupi-foo!