Disclaimer: the song, 'That don't impress me much" is not mine, it belongs to Shania Twain and whoever but I've just changed the lyrics a little to make it match Scully's thoughts. Enjoy...:o)

That Don't Impress Me Much (sung by Scully)

I've known a few guys who were really weird
But your absurd obsession is worse than I feared
You think you're a genius - you drive me round the bend
You're a freaked-out weirdo, but still, you're my friend
Oh-oo-oh, you love EBEs
Oh-oo-oh, you're really crazy
Okay, so your nickname's 'Spooky'
That don't impress me much
So, you got the name, but hey, that's not much
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But talking about ghosties doesn't give me a fright!
That don't impress me much

I never knew a guy who couldn't think of anything else
Than paranormal phenomenas - and aliens from space
And breaks a load of rules just to find the truth
Thinking that some aliens will kill the human race
Oh-oo-oh, you love EBEs
Oh-oo-oh, you're really crazy
Okay, so you're an FBI agent
That don't impress me much
So, you've got the authority, but hey, that's not much
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But talking about ghosties doesn't give me a fright!
That don't impress me much

You're one of those guys who thinks that he's seen
Aliens from space, maybe... in your dreams!
You really believe your sister was abducted one night
Cumon Mulder, tell me, you must be jokin' right?

Oh-oo-oh, you love EBEs
Oh-oo-oh, you're really crazy
Okay, so you investigate x-files
That don't impress me much!
So you're really mad, but hey, that's not much
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But talking about ghosties doesn't give me a fright!
That don't impress me much
So you're really mad, but hey, that's not much
Now don't get me wrong, yeah, I think you're all right
But talking about ghosties doesn't give me a fright!
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think your Will Smith or something?
Boy that hurt
That don't impress me much