The X-Files Freak
Once upon a time, a little while ago,
There was person who loved a certain show.
The show was called the X-Files man!
And this little lady was the world's biggest fan.
She couldn't talk or think of anything else,
And it was X-File books that filled up her shelf.
She had The X-Files posters stuck absolutely everywhere,
And apart from for the x-files, she didn't give a care.
She'd seen all the episodes, she'd seen Return to Me,
And she had a mega big crush on David Duchovny.
It wasn't very long til she was standing in L.A.,
She was about to get some autographs...it was her big day!
The wind was whirling round and she stroked her blonde hair,
When she spotted Gillian Anderson, sitting in a chair.
They both started talking, had a joke and a laugh,
And when it was time to leave she had got her autograph.
When suddenly the sky turned black and stars shone in her face,
A little flying saucer flew down from outer space.
She couldn't believe her luck.....some real live EBEs!
But they were just special effects which were made for that scene.
She had a lot to tell cos she'd had a brilliant day,
Her friends were getting headaches from all she had to say.
As she frolicked home that afternoon she was as happy as could be,
And just for you to know, that little x-phile is me
...I WISH! :o)
Once upon a time, a little while ago,
There was person who loved a certain show.
The show was called the X-Files man!
And this little lady was the world's biggest fan.
She couldn't talk or think of anything else,
And it was X-File books that filled up her shelf.
She had The X-Files posters stuck absolutely everywhere,
And apart from for the x-files, she didn't give a care.
She'd seen all the episodes, she'd seen Return to Me,
And she had a mega big crush on David Duchovny.
It wasn't very long til she was standing in L.A.,
She was about to get some autographs...it was her big day!
The wind was whirling round and she stroked her blonde hair,
When she spotted Gillian Anderson, sitting in a chair.
They both started talking, had a joke and a laugh,
And when it was time to leave she had got her autograph.
When suddenly the sky turned black and stars shone in her face,
A little flying saucer flew down from outer space.
She couldn't believe her luck.....some real live EBEs!
But they were just special effects which were made for that scene.
She had a lot to tell cos she'd had a brilliant day,
Her friends were getting headaches from all she had to say.
As she frolicked home that afternoon she was as happy as could be,
And just for you to know, that little x-phile is me
...I WISH! :o)