[Disclaimer and Author's Notes| Gundam's not mine, but I'm writing stories about it anyway! Bwahahahaha! Ahem, and also, don't sue me, because I'm not making any money off of this.

10.14.2| Replaced chapter. See previous chapter notes.

If you're wondering what I was thinking when I wrote these, send me your suggestions - I don't really remember much, except that there was a lot of sugar. ^_^]


SillyShort5!!!
By Tyrne_J

Yet another attack on an OZ base. Trowa noted this in his log onboard Heavyarms and turned to greet the oncoming Aries units with rapidfire.

Rattatattatatatta- An Aries exploded. KaBoom!

Trowa checked his ammo. Click. Still a few more rounds left.

Whooosh! Crackle-crackle-froom - Beside Heavyarms, Shenlong roasted several ground troops with its insanely long-distance flamethrower. Trowa gave an unseen nod to Wufei, and they continued to fight, listening to the OZ pilots scream in fear over the open commlink.

"Ahhh! It's a Gundam! WE must - " Kaboom!

"What the - Argh! - zzzt!" Static. Hissss...

Clomp. Clomp. Clomp. Clomp -

"Agh!" Hiss - boom! - Turn.

Rattatatatatatatata -

Whooosh - slice!

Thunk. Clomp. Clomp. Clomp.

Chicachicachicachica Damn, out of ammo.

Click. Slice. Clang! Clomp -

chicachicachicachicachicachicachicachica

"Ack! It's a Gundam! - "

"Ack! It's a Gundam! - "

"Agh!"

"Agh!"

"No!-"

"zzt!"

Clomp. Clomp. Clomp. Clomp -

chicachicachicachica -

Frooom - swish!

fweomp - squeak! Fweomp - squeak!

Trowa stopped for a minute. "Why do I have my windshield wipers on?" Wait, why do I even have windshield wipers?

Wufei also paused. "Whoa." He looked around at the now-silent battlefield, then across several fallen Leos at Unit 03.

"Now that was weird."

The two Gundams moved off into the sunset, their mission accomplished.

Clomp. Clomp. Clomp. Clomp.

End

[Additional Disclaimers and Notes| Nope. I don't own the Volvo commercial or anything like that - was that a Volvo commercial? Hmmm...please correct me if I'm wrong...In anycase, I don't own it, and I was just using it for entertainment purposes only. Please don't sue. ^_^]