Disclaimer: Gundam's not mine, but I'm writing stories about it anyway! Bwahahahaha! Ahem, and also, don't sue me, because I'm not making any money off of this. Additional Disclaimers are placed at the bottom, so as not to spoil the surprise, if there is any... ^_^
t_j: I'm baaaaaack!! ::cue scary music:: Anyway, I was out on a little vacation-kind of thing, and I was having fun. So, are you people having fun, too? heehee... my humor muse also came back sometime ago, but doesn't seem to want to stay for long periods of time...-_-;;
SillyShort8!!!: by tyrne_j
Duo kicked at a stray can in the street, only slightly miffed. Heero and Trowa had left the bowling alley early, without even bothering to tell him when they were leaving.
"Huh, guess they don't like bowling." Duo nearly had to drag them away from their Gundams, begging and pleading for them to relax and have fun, and then, they just sat on the bench while he rolled gutterball after gutterball.
"And when I finally get a strike, they leave. What a bunch of antisocial - " He stopped, hearing an approaching car, and turned, ready to flag whoever it was down for a ride. "Hey - "
The pink car rolled up next to Duo, and Relena stuck her head out from the back seat window. "Duo! It's been a long time! Do you need a ride?"
The Deathscythe pilot grinned. What luck! "Yeah, sure!" He was about to open the passenger door, when he noticed Relena's driver. "Hey, Pargan! Long time, no see!" He raised a hand in greeting, but the driver only smiled, bobbing his head up and down, his eyes creased closed in the usual way.
"Hello, Mr. Maxwell. Nice to hear from you again."
Duo grinned, and hopped in. The car started moving again, and they rode in silence for several minutes.
After a while, Duo grew tired of the quiet ride, and turned in his seat. "Hey, Pargan, what color are your eyes? I never seem to notice them."
The older man chuckled. "You are a very humorous boy, Mr. Maxwell. You know I don't have any eyes."
Duo nearly choked. "W-what??!!"
"You didn't know that, Duo?" Relena asked from the back seat. "I thought maybe Heero or Dorothy told you. I'm sure one of them did." She giggled lightly. "You really are silly, you know, joking like that."
Relena and Pargan laughed heartily at such a wonderful joke, but Duo only whimpered.
"I want out..."
End1
A semi passed the pink car, heading the other way. Pargan lifted his head. "I think I hear a semi." The car drifted to the left, and the semi grazed the side of the car, knocking off a rearview mirror.
"A little more to the right, Pargan." Relena said calmly, and Duo fainted dead away.
End2
t_j: Just a little something...::shrugs:: hope you like...^_^ As usual, r+r, and I'll try to find think up some other good stuff for you people!
Additional Disclaimers: because I'm too lazy to put it up top but I would have enough energy to put in a note in the disclaimer - kind of contradictory, ne? Uh...no disclaimer here, either...I think...