Disclaimer: Gundam's not mine, but I'm writing stories about it anyway! Bwahahahaha! Ahem, and also, don't sue me, because I'm not making any money off of this. Additional Disclaimers are placed at the bottom, so as not to spoil the surprise, if there is any... ^_^
t_j: Anou...a note on that S-Factor fic I sent in a bit back...I kind of came up with 3 endings for that fic - I don't think I'll be writing a sequel ^_^;; Gomennasai! *that is, of course, unless I find a good way to continue it...^_~
SillyShort14!!!: by tyrne_j
The Gundam pilots sat in the rec room on the peacemillion, resting after a tough battle with the White Fang's Virgos. Wufei and Quatre were engaged in a quiet game of chess, while Duo snacked on sandwiches beside them. Trowa stood behind Quatre, sipping from a glass as he watched the game along with Duo, and Heero sat against the wall, behind both Duo and Wufei, his eyes closed and arms crossed.
Duo took a bite out of his sandwich and tilted his head back. "Hey, Heero, watcha doin'?"
"Hn," was the Zero pilot's only reply, which only prompted Duo even more. The braided boy pushed his chair back and stood up, turning to stare at Heero for a moment. Heero maintained his position against the wall, ignoring Duo.
Finally, Duo grinned. "I bet you're thinking of that girl, what's-her-name - "
"Relena." The Japanese pilot supplied, and Duo pounced on it, eyes shining. He jabbed a finger at the other boy.
"I knew it! You have the hots for her, don't you?" When Heero didn't answer, Duo facefaulted. "You really like her?! I was only kidding!"
Quatre looked up from the gameboard while Wufei made his move. "What? Heero, you're serious?"
"..." Heero frowned a little, and his eyes seemed to close tighter than they were before. His jaw twitched a little. "I didn't say - "
"Relena Peacecraft?" Wufei glanced back at the two pilots behind him, his eyes narrowing. "That annoying onna seems to be everywhere, but she's all talk. I don't like her at all."
Trowa nodded in agreement. "I have to agree with Wufei; from what I've seen, she's too possessive of you, Heero."
"Now, wait a minute, guys," Quatre spoke up quickly, "Aren't we being a little judgmental? I mean - "
"'We '?! You too, Quatre?" Duo gaped at the blonde, and Heero actually opened his eyes to stare, but then Deathscythe's pilot whirled back on him. "I think we all agree here, Heero. That girl is just - "
Suddenly, the door to the rec room opened, and several girls wearing uniforms rushed into the room, brandishing various weapons of torture - whips, maces, swords, etc. While the Gundam pilots stared in shock, the leader of the group held up a sword and waved threateningly at Duo with it, eyes blazing.
"How dare you insult Miss Relena like that?! You must be punished for saying such disrespectful words!"
"Gah!" Wufei knocked over the chessboard and chair in his haste to get up, and reached back for his katana. Trowa choked, the glass dropping from his fingers to shatter on the floor. Quatre and Duo both scrambled to a corner, and Heero's eyes widened to their fullest as all the pilots registered the sight.
"Oh, no - "
"It's - "
"The Relena groupies!"
"Get'em, girls!"
End
t_j: My opinion of Relena depends on the day, the time, and whether it's the OAV version or the TV series version - for some reason, I'm very tolerant of the OAV version. For the most part, though, she's not that bad.
SD: The groupies on the other hand...
Additional Disclaimers: None that I know of...that doesn't mean that there aren't tho - Please don't sue me, anyway...