Disclaimer: Gundam's not mine, but I'm writing stories
about it anyway! Bwahahahaha! Ahem, and also, don't sue me, because I'm
not making any money off of this. Additional Disclaimers are placed at the bottom, so as not to spoil
the surprise, if there is any... ^_^
t_j: This one's another idea from sheidowdragon,
peeps! Hope you enjoy!
SillyShort15!!!: by tyrne_j
"Sir, sensors
have picked up something!" The viewing
screen remained fuzzy even as radars blipped red warning dots over smaller
monitors.
"What?! It's a Gundam!"
Almost
immediately, the viewing screen cleared, and the OZ soldiers gasped as a slash
of green ripped through the command room, blowing everything apart in several fiery
explosions.
"Agh! -
zzzt-pssshhhhh..." In another control room, another OZ soldier looked up from
his now-static-filled screen.
"Sir, we just
lost contact with the southern base."
"Hm?" The commander leaned over to check the map,
watching as the dot that indicated the southern base disappeared from the
screen. He narrowed his eyes. "What was it?" He asked, already knowing the answer.
"It was a - "
The warning
klaxon sounded, and another soldier spoke up. "Sir! Something's coming up from
the southern base, and it's moving fast!"
The commander
whirled around. "What is it?"
"Uh..."
"Never
mind. It can't find us; we're too
well-hidden. Ready the mobile suits for
battle!"
On the radar
screen, a red dot blipped, moving into in a blind path around the screen. The commander smirked as he eyed the dot.
"See? Now's the time to attack! It won't know what hit it!"
The soldier in
front of the radar screen nodded, and continued to watch as the red dot
wandered around, then moved away, gradually heading out of the radar's
range. After a moment, however, he
realized that he wasn't hearing any response from the mobile suits sent to
attack. Wait a minute...his eyes
grew as he slowly understood what the enemy was, and he stuttered out:
"I-It's a Gundam!!!"
The commander
stiffened as the soldier said the words, and he whirled back around from giving
orders to look at the radar. On the
screen, the red dot disappeared from the edge of range to appear right at the
center of the screen.
"What the - Agh!" Everyone in the control room looked up just
in time to see a streak of green energy tear through the ceiling, and within
minutes, the entire hidden base was no more.
"there." Duo smiled to himself and sat back for a
moment to admire his work. "Thanks a
bunch, whoever you were. If you hadn't
said that, I wouldn't have found ya at all!"
He looked over
at his radar screen even as a red blip appeared close to his position. "Whoop, looks like someone else said 'It's a
Gundam'!" He checked his other sensors. "Yup, OZ alright. Time to get crackin'."
"It's a
Gundam!" Slash - kaboom!
"Sheesh, these
guys just never learn..."
End
t_j: Hmm...these SillyShorts are getting
longer, aren't they? ::sigh:: I guess I have to start thinking of better
ways to keep it short and simple...^_^*
Additional
Disclaimers: ^_^* No disclaimer, really, but some special thanks to
sheidowdragon, who is just plain awesome for putting up with my procrastination
on this fic! ^_^*