Disclaimer: Same junk as in part one.
Dan Rather: Last week, some of you saw me carted off to the mental hospital, I am completely better. (Goes into a spasm, twitches)
Dan: Now, this weeks guest will be The Postman.
Postman: Hello Nad.
Dan: The name is Dan:
Postman: That's not what I said.
Dan: I know.
Postman: If I didn't say what I didn't not said, why are we arguing?
Dan: Um...... let's start the question and answer segment.
Postman: Can't talk now, it would mess up my schedule Nad!
Dan: Dan!
Postman: That's not what I didn't not say.
Dan: Umm... I'll walk along side you and ask questions, do you like delivering mail?
Postman: Nes.
Dan: ?
Postman: Yo.
Dan: What do you mean?
Postman: Can't talk now, I have a schedule to keep.
Dan: Oh, here's the first mail box. (There's a cow standing beside it)
Postman: (Picks up cow) Oops, someone forgot the stamps.
Dan: I don't think they wanted it mailed....
Postman: They did, it just wouldn't fit in the box.
Kafei: I wanted it mailed, here's a stamp. (Affixes it to the cow's rear, and runs off)
Dan: Ok.............
Postman: My hat is blue.
Dan: No it isn't!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Postman: Look Nad, I know what color my isn't not mine no not isn't hat isn't not no.
Dan: Err.....................
Postman: Let's go off and deliver this cow to the cliffs of Biffs.
Dan: What cliffs of Biffs? (notices neon sign as big as a roller coaster reading "cliffs and Biffs" and pointing to a very flat plain.
Postman: Those cliffs.
Dan: That's a prairie.
Postman: Suit yourself.
**Back at studio**
Crew Member: I hope Dan doesn't need these special goggles to help him see things that people in Termania can automatically see.....
**Back with Dan & Postman**
Postman: Ok, let's see, careful Nad, don't walk there. (Points to a spot)
Dan: It's DAN!!!!!!!! And I'll walk in this prairie if I want, there's no reason why I shouldn't.
Postman: Suit yourself.
Dan: (Walks over to the spot, begins to fall.) AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Postman: (To cow) Let's follow him. GEEEEEERRRRRRRRONIMMMMMOOOOOOOO!
Dan: (Smashes into the ground, breaking every bone in his body, and some more that magically appeared just so they could be broken)
Postman: (1/1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 of an inch from the ground, begins to uses the cow as a parachute, and gently touches down.)
Dan: Ohhhh my head.
Postman: Oops. (Drops cow on top of Dan) I'll save you!
Dan: See the little birdies.
**Back at studio**
Crew Member 2: Now why would Dan need some stupid goggles? (Recieves call on cell phone.) Ooooooooooooh, not good.
Crew Member: Ummmmmm...... see you next week folks.