Disclaimer: I don't own any of this junk, this will be my final disclaimer for the series.
Dan Rather: Well, all in all it hasn't been a very good three months. It took me that long to find my way through the Termania sewage system and came out in Lake Hylia. We will continue to do Zelda interviews, though I STRONGLY protested. Well, wouldn't you if in the first four interviews: you were sent to a mental institution, tricked into walking off a cliff, had Bob Barker, an organ, and Bob's elephant fall on you, and be flushed down a toilet! Whew, anyway, I'll be interviewing Mido.
Mido: Hey Dan. (Along with his normal clothes, has on a white baseball cap)
Dan: Hey Mido, what's with the cap?
Mido: Having a bad hare day. (Pulls a rabbit out of his hat, bows while applause is played in the background.)
Dan: (chuckles) Really Mido, what is with the cap?
Mido: I really did get a bad haircut. (Removes hat, shows an almost bald Mido, with long hair in some spots)
Dan: You're the first guest to ever be having a bad hair day, oh deer me.
Bambi: You called?
Dan: Oops, I meant dear.
Mido: (Slowly begins to draw out a small, wooden bow with quiver.)
Bambi: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (Attacks Mido, but in blind rage begins to savage Dan Rather.)
Dan: Ouch, I hate these interviews!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mido: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (Runs out the door as fast as he can)
Bambi: Mama?
Crew: Err......... see ya next week folks.