Dan Rather: Welcome to this weeks episode of 48 Hours: The Zelda Interviews. Last week Bambi went on a rampage here, maybe this weeks guest will be a little calmer. I do hope so.
Ganondorf: Don't count on it! Muhaha!
Dan: Ok........ describe your relationship with Link.
Ganondorf: He is an annoying mosquito, but I will swat him eventually!
Dan: Would you say that you're "pals"?
Ganondor: Pal this! (Whips out triforce, creates a dark wind which sucks Dan's toupee into it.)
Dan: Ok......... what do you feel about being stuck in another dimension?
Ganondorf: Dimension this! (Draws sword, slashes Dan's suit to pieces, revealing once again Dan's bright yellow with teddies boxers.)
Dan: What inspired you to evil?
Ganondorf: (Breaks down in tears) My mother! I was never good enough for her, and whenever I tried to "hook" a sweet she whacked me with a stick. Boo-hoo-hoo. (Continues to sob for a very long time)
Dan: There, there it's ok. (Gingerly pats Ganondorf on back) We've arranged for you to talk to a psychiatrist.
Ganondorf: NOOOOOOOO! I AM GANONDORF, FEEL MY WRATH! (Begins to fire balls of lightning at Dan)
Shrink: Vouldn't you like to valk about your veelings?
Ganondorf: AAAAHHHH! Feelings this "Doc"! (Cracks whip on Shrink and Dan)
Dan: Um..... help somebody.
Ganondorf: MUAHAHAHAHA! I WILL NOW CONQUER THE WORLD, NAY THE UNIVERSE!
Ganondorf's Ma: Are you disbehaving again, don't make me send you to your room!
Ganondorf: Yes mommy.
Dan: Thanks!
Ganondorf's Ma & Ganondorf: Thanks this! MUHAHA!
Ganondorf's Ma: Now we can conquer the world! (They exit,
and a crew member holds up a sign that says "till next week")