8:47 PM 2/21/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: " ...poodle, the other white meat. " -Sherman "Sherman's Lagoon"
Note: This » ::: signals a flashback, this » :: signals a thought.
Note2: I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed part 1 of this fic. Feel free to give
out any ideas you have for this fic.
Chuey's Corner: Piccolo & Gohan begin their quest to find a fish to bring Goku's memory
back while Vegeta spars in the gravity room against the amnesiacal saiyajin, and Chi-Chi
throws a fit over the phone! All this and a haunted goldish. What am I talking about?
Find out in part 2. Later -Chuquita
Summary: Vegeta hit Goku a little too hard, causing him to lose
his memory. After listening to a fibbed explaination about himself, Goku now
thinks he is the loyal servant of the saiyajin no ouji. Is this going to help
Vegeta or hurt him? Will Goku remember who he is? Does Vegeta want him to?
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" So, all you're saying we have to do is catch a fish and bring it to my Dad? " Gohan
said, confused.
" Gohan, if there is one thing in this world that could take your father out of any
sleep, trance, or amnesiac experiance, it would be the one thing that he loves more than
fighting. " Piccolo said.
" Fish? "
" Exactly Gohan. " Piccolo said, then looked down into the river, " So, get it. "
" Don't you know how to fish Mr. Piccolo? " Gohan raised an eyebrow.
" Yes, your father taught me one time... "
:::Flashback:::
" COME ON PICCOLO! All ya have to do is stick your head down into the water, like this! "
Goku grinned as he leaned over the river's edge & dunked his head down into the stream, then
pulled it out, a large fish in his mouth. Goku spat out the fish onto the side of himself, " See,
now you try! "
" Well.. " Piccolo said, uneasily.
" Aww, you can do it buddy! Go ahead! It's fun! " Goku cheered.
" It seems awfully fishy to me. "
" Well of course it is, that's because it's full of _FISH_ " Goku's pupils temporarily
enlarged upon the last word.
" Okay. " Piccolo said, taking off his turban and dunking his head into the water. Goku
stared at his green friend for a moment, then gasped as a giant shark rose out of the river, a
firm grip on Piccolo's head.
" Oh WOW Piccolo! You caught a BIG one! " Goku clapped as the shark shook Piccolo by the
head back and forth, wildly.
" MMPH MMPH!!! " Piccolo screamed as the shark yanked Piccolo's head off, sending the
now decapitated Namek against a nearby tree.
Goku bit his lip, searching for the right words, " Don't worry Piccolo, you can always
regenerate a new one! ":::
" It took me TWO WEEKS to regenerate that head! " Piccolo grumbled to himself.
" You say somethin Piccolo? " Gohan looked upward.
" Uh, nothing Gohan. You can get the fish by yourself. " Piccolo said as Gohan looked up
at him nervously.
" Well, uh, Dad taught me out to fish too, and, umm, it wasn't the best experiance... "
:::Flashback:::
" Son, you are about to imbark on a wonderous journey. I am going to teach you what every
young child of a martial artist needs to know! " Goku grinned as they stood by the riverbank.
" Wow Daddy! You're gonna teach me how to use the Kamehameha! " Gohan's eyes sparkled.
" No son, I was talking about _FISH_in! " Goku slapped Gohan on the back playfully,
causing the 5 year old boy to fall down flat on his face, " Whoops, sorry 'bout that, now where
was I? "
" Uh, fishing? "
" Don't mind if I do! " Goku said excitedly, then leaped into the water and emerged with
a humongous fish on his back, " Go on son! You can do it! "
" Uhm, well, okay Daddy. " Gohan said as he slowly crept into the water, took a deep
breath, and then swam under. Goku stared at the river for a second then gasped as Gohan leap into
the air & began swiming wildly downstream, a gigantic shark swiming after him, " DADDY DADDY!
HELP!!! " he cried as the shark bit off a chunk of Gohan's tail. Gohan made a mad jump for the
land, then sat down, breathing heavily. Goku stared at the missing section of his son's tail.
" Don't worry son, it'll grow back! ":::
" It never did grow back, by the way. " Gohan mumbled to himself.
" You know Gohan, I never knew there WERE sharks in China. " Piccolo said.
" I never knew they lived in rivers. " Gohan added.
" So...now what? " Piccolo asked.
" I know someplace where we can get a fish big enough to snap Dad out of it without
getting bitten. " Gohan smiled.
" Really? Where? "
Gohan looked at the ticket, " We'll be up soon. "
" Number 05, calling number 05. " the lady at the meat counter of the deli called out as
Gohan & Piccolo standed in the long line of people.
" Gohan, I think they're staring at me. " Piccolo said as the large group of people
continued to gawk at the tall green, hairless, antenned namek.
" No they're not Piccolo. Besides, we'll be out of here soon, we're number 06. "
Piccolo looked at the ticket, then flipped it around, " Gohan, you're holding it upside
down, it says 90. "
" Calling number 05¼, calling number 05¼. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " This, could take a while... "
" Ohhhh... " Goku breathed heavily as he leaned against the wall.
" Come on Kakorot, you're more agile than that! " Vegeta complained as he threw another
ki blast at Goku, who nearly dodged it.
" Maybe you should use something else for your aiming practice sir. " Goku gasped for air
" Hmm, I'm getting bored Kakorot, " Vegeta rubbed his hands together evilly, then smirked
, " Kakorot, I want you to bake me something. "
" WHAT?! But sir, I don't know how to ba-- "
" And it will be perfect! And if there's ANY food MISSING from the fridge that ISN'T in
whatever blasted concoction you make I will personally twist your head out of it's socket and
bounce it around the room like a basketball! "
" Yuh, buh, gah, yes sir. " Goku shivered, then rushed back into the kitchen and looked
around," But I don't know how to bake! Maybe if I used to do it before I lost my memory. " he
said, then peeked around the corner, " Sir! Do I know how to bake? "
Vegeta rolled his eyes, " FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF! "
" *sigh*, Well, okay. " he said, looking around, then grabbed an open box of rice &
sniffed it, " Hey, *sniff* *snort* this smells familiar...like the stuff Chi-Chi makes..
:::GOKU! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT OVEN AND LET ME COOK THE RICE!:::
" Chi-Chi? " Goku said aloud, confused, " My wife? " he said, then looked at the clock,
which was now flashing 5:00pm. Goku grabbed his stomach, which began to rumble loudly. He walked
over to the phone and subconsiously dialed a number.
" Hello? " a voice said on the other end.
" Chi..Chi? " Goku said, feeling slightly disconnected, " I'm hungry. "
" Goku? " the voice on the other end said, " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! YOU DISAPPEAR IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND DON'T EVEN TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" Chi-Chi? " Goku asked in a quiet voice, " Who are you? "
" What do you means who am I? Are you feeling okay Goku? " Chi-Chi said, conserned and
confused at the same time.
" Go-ku? What's a goku? "
" KAKOROT! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING! " Vegeta screamed, shocked, " WHO ARE YOU
CALLING! GIVE ME THAT BLASTED PHONE NOW! " he yanked the phone out of Goku's hands and hung up,
" WHO DID YOU JUST CALL KAKOROT! THE POLICE! 911! WHAT! "
" I don't know, someone named, Chi-Chi. " Goku said slowly, " I felt sorta hungry and
called her for some reason, & I don't know why...say, maybe she's the cook around here. "
" Uh, yes, she is. Of course. " Vegeta agreed, " Now follow me Kakorot, I feel like
sparing, and this is going to be once in a lifetime oppertunity for me to be able to beat you
into the ground without being yelled at by that baka onna. Now come on! " he shouted as he led
Goku outside towards the gravity room.
" We're we going sir? " Goku asked curiously.
" The gravity room. We're going to fight each other at 500 times the earth's gravity! "
Vegeta grinned wickedly.
" 500 times the...BUT I'LL GET MAULED!!! "
Vegeta chuckled, " That's the idea. "
" Number 90, calling number 90. " the voice said in a bored tone over the intercom.
" Gohan, Gohan wake up! " Piccolo said, shaking Gohan, who opened his eyes lazily and
yawned," They're calling our number. "
" Oh? " Gohan yawned, then bolted up, " OH! " he ran up to the counter, " HERE WE ARE! "
" Oh joy, I live to serve. " the worker at the counter said in a monotone-like voice.
" Well, I was wondering if you have any fish? " Gohan asked, smiling. The woman at the
counter looked left, then right.
" Sir, all this is a Fish Market, of course we have fish. " she said, leaninging her
elbows on the countertop.
" Uhm, what kinds do you have? " Gohan asked as the worker took a deep breath, then
began to rattle off names.
" We got salmon, trout, baracuda, dolphin, bass, flounder, eel, shark, guppy, whale,
crab, jellyfish, crawdad.... "
Gohan groaned, " Hoo boy. "
" Welcome. " a mechanical voice said as Vegeta & Goku entered the gravity room.
" What's that?! " Goku looked around nervously.
" Oh, that's just the blasted machine, Dr. Briefs added that baka feature to it a couple
weeks ago. It was that onna's idea. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Bulma? " Goku said as Vegeta froze.
" What do you just say? "
" Bulma Briefs, Dr. Briefs daughter... " Goku trailed off as he rubbed his chin in
thought.
" KAKOROT! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION! " Vegeta screamed, looking down at the control
panel and entered 5 0 0.
" ARE YOU READY BAKAROT! "
" Huh? OH! Uh, sir, I'm not so sure about thi--WAAUGH!! " Goku screamed as he felt
himself pulled down onto the floor, " Sir..what's..happening? "
Vegeta walked over to Goku, perfectly comfortable in the high density gravity, " I told
you Kakorot, this is the GRAVITY room. Now get up and spar! "
" Yes, sir. " Goku said, getting up.
" Warning, gravity simulation highly dangerous. " the machine said.
" Great! " Vegeta rubbed his hands together viciously, " Alright Kakorot! Dodge THIS! "
he shouted as Goku tried desperately to move around, " BIG BANG ATTACK!! " he shouted as he
released the powerful blast.
" WAA! " Goku cried as the huge ball of chi slammed him against the wall; Goku slid down
onto the ground painfully.
" AHA! I BLASTED KAKOROT INTO THE WALL! " Vegeta shouted happily, then clasped his hands
together & lowered his voice, " I think I'm going to do it again! "
Goku opened his eyes wide, then narrowed them, " KAMEEEE, HAMEEE, HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! " he
screamed, sending the wave of energy straight at Vegeta, who's eyes widened as the blast hit
him head-on.
Goku gasped, " OH NO! SIR! SIR ARE YOU OKAY! " he said, running over to Vegeta, who was
now burnt to a crisp, " I'M SORRY SIR! I don't know what came over me. It was like this weird
reflex, or, something. "
Vegeta got up, a sneaky smile on his face, " Oh Kakorot. Come 'ere " he said motioning
Goku closer. Goku tip-toed up to his "master" and gulped, " Closer Kakorot. " he said as Goku
inched forward, " Just a little bit closer. " he whispered.
" Yes? " Goku said in a tiny voice as Vegeta spun his own leg & kicked Goku in the rear.
" DON'T YOU _EVER_ DO THAT AGAIN!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs.
" Yes sir. "
" Piccolo, do you smell something? " Gohan said as they walked along the dirt path back
to the city.
" You mean besides the 600 pound goldfish on your back? No. " Piccolo said, raising an
eyebrow as Gohan fell to his knees.
" Mr. Piccolo, can you hold the fish for a while? It's too heavy and it smells like Dad's
dirty laundry. " Gohan stuck his tongue out.
" Uh, well, I can't Gohan, I'm alergic to fish. " Piccolo mumbled.
" Alergic? But Piccolo, you don't even eat fish. Heck, you don't even eat. " Gohan said,
confused.
" Yeah, well uh, we're almost there, I can sense Goku's ki. " Piccolo said, changing the
subject.
" Are you sure that isn't the fish, I coulda sworn it just moved by itself just now. "
Gohan said nervously.
" Foolishness Gohan, the dead do not move. " Piccolo said, crossing his arms.
" Maybe it's still alive. " Gohan said, feeling slightly more paranoid as something
slapped him on the back, " GAH! WHAT WAS THAT! " he said, looking around, " Pa, Piccolo? Was that
you? "
" Gohan, I'm in front of you, how could I have slapped you if I'm all the way up here. "
Piccolo grumbled.
" Uh, well, " Gohan said, then picked up the fish & set it down, " I dunno, it just felt
like some kind of slimy slap. And I figured since you're.. "
" I am not "slimy" Gohan. " Piccolo interupted.
" But Piccolo I could've sworn-- " he began as a large being rose up from behind Gohan,
Piccolo stared at it, gawking, " What? What's the matter?? "
" HOLY KAMI IT'S ALIVE!!! " Piccolo screamed as Gohan turned around to see the 600 pound
goldfish staring them in the face.
" RISE TO YOUR MASTER MORTALS!!! " the goldfish yelled in a deep darth-vader-like voice.
Gohan sweatdropped, " It's gonna be one of "those" days, isn't it Piccolo. "
" I hate fish. "
" EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! " Goku screamed in a little-girl voice as he ran around in circles,
being chased by Vegeta who was throwing ki blasts at him.
" Die! Die! Die! Die! " Vegeta laughed happily as he continued to run about the gravity
room after Goku, tossing bigger & bigger ki blasts.
" WAHHH! Sire, EEE, please stop, EEE, it hurts so, EEE, much! " Goku wailed.
" If you want it to stop Kakorot you're going to have to run FASTER than THAT! " Vegeta
cackled, a big grin on his face.
" OHHHHHHH!!! " Goku cried, then disappeared. Vegeta scretched to a halt.
" AHH! Kakorot?! Where'd he go? KAKOROT! " he shouted nervously, " I haven't had this
much fun since I was little, YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW! "
Goku reappeared at the other side of the room, this holding his pointer & middle fingers
on his forehead, " How'd I get here? "
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta grinned, " THERE YOU ARE! "
" EEP! " Goku yelped, " Suh, sir, I'm sorry, but I do not wish to continue in this
sadistic fun of yours. " he said, waving his hands out in front of himself defensively.
" It is NOT sadistic! " Vegeta shouted, ::Note to self, look up sadistic in dictionary::
" I thought you were enjoying yourself Kakorot! "
" Enjo--ENJOYING MYSELF! Well of course it was fun the first 500 times you did it, but
this is getting as so you're trying to make an inane attempt to kill me! " Goku gakked.
" I AM NOT INSANE! "
" I said inANE! "
" ...oh. " Vegeta looked around.
" Sir, if I may, I would like to perform a less, dangerous, task. " Goku said nervously.
" Kakorot! " Vegeta pretended to gasp, " How can you possibly think that the duties I'm
assigning you are, *fake-gasp* DANGEROUS! "
Goku rubbed the back of his own head uneasily, " Well, sir, it seemed like you were
trying to hurt me in some way-- "
" ME hurt YOU! " Vegeta continued on with the charade, " Kakorot, you are my servant, I
would NEVER hurt you...much. "
" You..wouldn't? " Goku blinked.
" Of course I wouldn't, " Vegeta said, patting Goku on the back with one hand, the other
behind his own back forming a ball of ki, " After all, you're not just my most loyal servant,
you're my, excuse the term, *cough* friend *cough*. " he smiled.
" I..am? REALLY? " Goku's eyes widened.
" Mmm-hmm. " Vegeta nodded, then threw the ki blast at Goku from behind, sending him
flying into the wall again, " Die die die! " he shouted happily.
Goku's eye quivered as he slid down the wall like a fly against a windsheld, " I
should..know better than that...."
" I AM YOUR MASTER! RISE TO ME! " the unusually large goldfish's voice boomed.
" Muh, muh, Mr. Piccolo do something! " Gohan stuttered.
" MUHAHAHA! " the goldfish laughed maniacally, " YES PICCOLO, DO SOMETHING! HAHAHAHA! "
Piccolo narrowed his eyes at the fish, " MASEKO HAAAAA!!! " he screamed at the top of his
lungs as he let loose the attack on the fish, deepfrying it. Gohan walked up to fish and tapped
it, and to his surprise the reminets of the fish collapsed to the ground in a pile of ashes.
Gohan stared at the ashes, " I wonder if I can get my money back? "
" Did you save the recipt? " Piccolo glared at Gohan.
" Uhm, no? "
" AAUGH! YOU FOOL! How do you expect to get your money returned if you don't have proof
that you bought something in the first place. " Piccolo cried.
" Oops. " Gohan said, glancing away, " Well, I guess there's only one thing to do. "
Piccolo's eyes widened, " NO! WE'LL HAVE TO..TO.."
" Fish by hand... " Gohan moaned.
" Don't be a coward Gohan, after all, it's only a bunch of, " he stopped as a parade of
shark fins arose out of the river, " fish. "
" I'll never eat fish again. "
" HA HA! You aren't doing that bad Kakorot! " Vegeta laughed as he continued to fight
against Goku, who was failing miserably, " At least you aren't running anymore. "
" Hai. Thank you oh powerful saiyajin no baka. " Goku nodded as Vegeta smiled, then
stopped in shock & slammed Goku against the wall.
" WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME! "
" I said "Thank you oh powerful saiyajin no ouji", " Goku said, frightened.
" Good, that's what I thought you said. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
" Bulma! Bulma are you here! " a voice called from outside the gravity machine as a
familiar figure walked by, " It's me, Yamcha! "
An evil grin engulfed Vegeta's face, " What perfect timing. " he rubbed his hands
together, " Kakorot, I have a task for you to perform. One that will, as shocking as this may
seem, NOT inflict any harm unto your person. "
" Really? " Goku raised an eyebrow.
Vegeta snickered, " Yeah...Kakorot, look out that window, what do you see? "
" Umm, a guy holding a box of chocolates knocking on the door calling for the girl you
locked in the royal dungeon? "
" Exactly Kakorot. What I want you to do is beat the stuffings out of him. " Vegeta
chuckled.
" Wuh, why? " Goku asked, " Is it cuz you like that girl you locked in the dungeon? Sir?"
" WHAT! NO KAKOROT! IT IS BECAUSE THAT FOOL MOCKED ME! The bakayaro laughed at the
pink shirt that onna forced me to wear. " Vegeta explained.
" But I thought you were the King. Nobody can force you to do anything. " Goku gasped.
" Duh, well, JUST GET OUT THERE KAKOROT! " Vegeta screamed as Goku walked out of the
gravity room, " AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE BEATEN HIM FIRMLY INTO THE GROUND!! "
" You got it sir! " Goku gave Vegeta a thumbs up.
" Hey, Goku! Have you seen Bul--WAAUGH! " Yamcha screamed as Goku belted him with his
leg, " GOKU! WHAT ARE YOU, OFFA, DOING! "
Vegeta sat on the steps of the gravity room with his elbows on his knees & holding his
head in his hands as he watched Goku continue to beat up Yamcha, " This is the sole greatest day
of my life. Kakorot, my servant, my slave, my attack dog. If I weren't so disiplined I would be
bouncing around like a little boy at an amusement park. "
" AI AI AI AI YAHHHHH!!! " Goku screamed as he lept up into the air, then smacked Yamcha
from behind and knocking the chocolates out of his hands and onto the ground.
" WUAGH! " Yamcha yelped as Goku raised his hands above his head and tossed them downward
, then stopped inches above Yamcha's face. Goku sniffed the air.
" What's, *sniff* that, *sniff*, smell? " he said.
" Cha, chocolates? " Yamcha gulped as Goku looked behind him to see the box of candy
laying on the ground.
" CHOCOLATES! " Goku screamed happily as he ran towards the box of candy laying on the
ground, " I'M COMING FOOOOD!!!! " he cried in his normal voice as he made a mad dash for the
box, then screeched in his tracks as the box disappeared, " FOOD?! WHERE FOOD?! " he looked
around as Vegeta, behind him, held the box behind his back.
" Why Kakorot, whaf er you woofing fow. " he asked curiously, his cheeks stuffed with
chocolate.
Goku looked around, " I..I'm not sure, I forgot. "
::THANK YOU KAMI!:: " Oh, that's a shame Kakorot, I'm sure you're remember sometime. "
Vegeta said, swallowing the chocolate in one gulp.
" What's that behind your back? " Goku asked.
" WHU?! " Vegeta gakked.
" Is that, candy? " he asked.
" Uh, hai. " Vegeta said nervously as Goku got a hypnotic look in his eyes.
" CandEEEE...Goku like candEEEE... " he grinned with a classic son-smile in his normal
voice as small drops of sweat dripped down Vegeta's forehead.
" NO YOU DON'T! " he yelped, " You're a peasant, MY peasant, you do what _I_ say, AND IF
I SAY YOU DON'T LIKE CANDY YOU DON'T LIKE CANDY!!! " Vegeta screamed angrily.
" I...don't like candy? " Goku said, " I DON'T like CANDY. " he said firmly, then pinched
his nose, " ICK! Sire get put that chocolate away, PLEASE! " he gagged.
" Of course Kakorot. " Vegeta smirked, then tip-toed behind the gravity room & began to
stuff his face.
" Uh, sir? Are you EATING that stuff?! " Goku gaped in disqust.
" Huh?! " Vegeta whipped around, then quickly closed the lid to the box, " Uh..no! Why
would I want to eat this baka earth food! "
" Well sir, it is said that chocolate can become additicing, almost as much as alcohol."
" LIE! CHOCOLATE IS NOT ADDICTING! IT IS A DELICIOUS RICH GOOEY CREAMY TRE..." Vegeta
said, his eyes now staring down at the closed box, " Treat! " he threw off the cover, his hand
shaking wildly as he reached into the box of candy, then stopped himself, " Kakorot, put this
somewhere, will you? " he said, looking away & holding out the box of candy.
" Okay sir. " Goku said, taking the box and walking into the house.
" How dare he think _I_ the saiyajin no ouji, am addicted to some baka chocola-- " Vegeta
stopped, then grabbed a handful of chocolates out of his pocket & stuffed them in his mouth, a
serene smile gracing his face for a mere second, but being overpowered by his traditional scowl,
it soon disappeared.
" Strange, that man was calling me "Goku" also. " Goku said as his way towards the door
and stopped, " Son Goku, hmm. Why does it sound so familiar! " he cursed at himself, then opened
the front door & gasped to see a figure in front of him, an air of fear engulfing him.
" Go-ku. " the figure said in a deep voice as it walked towards the light, Goku backing
in terror. The figure wielded a weapon over it's head. It's face fell into the light, " Son
Go-ku, I AM your WIFE! "
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I have a wife? " Goku stopped.
" Yes Goku. " Chi-Chi said in a calm voice, which contrasted with the evil, psychotic
look on her face, " It's time for you to come home Goku. "
" Goku? Muh, Miss, I think you've gotten me confused with someone else. " Goku said, a
feeling of pure horror rushing over him.
" Oh no Son Goku, you're not fooling me. " Chi-Chi snickered.
" SIRE!!!! " Goku cried as Vegeta ran out from behind the gravity room and up to Goku.
" What is it NOW Kakor--EEEP! " he shrieked in a high-pitched voice, " Kakorot's mate. "
he gulped. After all, not even Vegeta could stand up to the fury of Gyu-Mao's psycho of a
daughter. Especially when she was mad.
" VEGETA! I should've known! YOU WERE OUT HERE SPARING THE WHOLE TIME WITH HIM WEREN'T
YOU GOKU! " Chi-Chi screamed at Goku, who zipped behind Vegeta.
" Who, who is that Sire? " Goku whimpered.
" THAT, Kakorot, is an escapee from the nearby asylum. " Vegeta faked.
" ASYLUM! YOU MEAN SHE'S A MENTAL CASE! " Goku cried.
" MENTAL CASE! " Chi-Chi growled, " I'LL SHOW YOU MENTAL SON GOKU! " she screamed as Goku
ran into the house, Chi-Chi after him.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta yelped as he grabbed the front doorknob, which was now locked. Vegeta
peeked in the window to see Goku running around the kitchen table, screaming in the little-girl
voice from before with Chi-Chi inches behind him, " RUN KAKOROT! RUN!! " Vegeta cheered on,
frightened, " MY FUTURE COMFORT IS AT STAKE! " he shouted as Goku involentary transmitted himself
to another part of the house. Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow.
" Son Goku, wherever in this house you are, I will find you. " Chi-Chi cackled, " And
when I do, you'll have hel to pay! "
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10:24 PM 2/24/01
End of Part 2 :D
Next: Piccolo & Gohan put their fishing skills to the test, and so does Chi-Chi's frying pan as
she hunts down Goku. Will Goku get his memory back? Should he? Find out in Part 3!
-Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: " ...poodle, the other white meat. " -Sherman "Sherman's Lagoon"
Note: This » ::: signals a flashback, this » :: signals a thought.
Note2: I'd like to thank everyone who reviewed part 1 of this fic. Feel free to give
out any ideas you have for this fic.
Chuey's Corner: Piccolo & Gohan begin their quest to find a fish to bring Goku's memory
back while Vegeta spars in the gravity room against the amnesiacal saiyajin, and Chi-Chi
throws a fit over the phone! All this and a haunted goldish. What am I talking about?
Find out in part 2. Later -Chuquita
Summary: Vegeta hit Goku a little too hard, causing him to lose
his memory. After listening to a fibbed explaination about himself, Goku now
thinks he is the loyal servant of the saiyajin no ouji. Is this going to help
Vegeta or hurt him? Will Goku remember who he is? Does Vegeta want him to?
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" So, all you're saying we have to do is catch a fish and bring it to my Dad? " Gohan
said, confused.
" Gohan, if there is one thing in this world that could take your father out of any
sleep, trance, or amnesiac experiance, it would be the one thing that he loves more than
fighting. " Piccolo said.
" Fish? "
" Exactly Gohan. " Piccolo said, then looked down into the river, " So, get it. "
" Don't you know how to fish Mr. Piccolo? " Gohan raised an eyebrow.
" Yes, your father taught me one time... "
:::Flashback:::
" COME ON PICCOLO! All ya have to do is stick your head down into the water, like this! "
Goku grinned as he leaned over the river's edge & dunked his head down into the stream, then
pulled it out, a large fish in his mouth. Goku spat out the fish onto the side of himself, " See,
now you try! "
" Well.. " Piccolo said, uneasily.
" Aww, you can do it buddy! Go ahead! It's fun! " Goku cheered.
" It seems awfully fishy to me. "
" Well of course it is, that's because it's full of _FISH_ " Goku's pupils temporarily
enlarged upon the last word.
" Okay. " Piccolo said, taking off his turban and dunking his head into the water. Goku
stared at his green friend for a moment, then gasped as a giant shark rose out of the river, a
firm grip on Piccolo's head.
" Oh WOW Piccolo! You caught a BIG one! " Goku clapped as the shark shook Piccolo by the
head back and forth, wildly.
" MMPH MMPH!!! " Piccolo screamed as the shark yanked Piccolo's head off, sending the
now decapitated Namek against a nearby tree.
Goku bit his lip, searching for the right words, " Don't worry Piccolo, you can always
regenerate a new one! ":::
" It took me TWO WEEKS to regenerate that head! " Piccolo grumbled to himself.
" You say somethin Piccolo? " Gohan looked upward.
" Uh, nothing Gohan. You can get the fish by yourself. " Piccolo said as Gohan looked up
at him nervously.
" Well, uh, Dad taught me out to fish too, and, umm, it wasn't the best experiance... "
:::Flashback:::
" Son, you are about to imbark on a wonderous journey. I am going to teach you what every
young child of a martial artist needs to know! " Goku grinned as they stood by the riverbank.
" Wow Daddy! You're gonna teach me how to use the Kamehameha! " Gohan's eyes sparkled.
" No son, I was talking about _FISH_in! " Goku slapped Gohan on the back playfully,
causing the 5 year old boy to fall down flat on his face, " Whoops, sorry 'bout that, now where
was I? "
" Uh, fishing? "
" Don't mind if I do! " Goku said excitedly, then leaped into the water and emerged with
a humongous fish on his back, " Go on son! You can do it! "
" Uhm, well, okay Daddy. " Gohan said as he slowly crept into the water, took a deep
breath, and then swam under. Goku stared at the river for a second then gasped as Gohan leap into
the air & began swiming wildly downstream, a gigantic shark swiming after him, " DADDY DADDY!
HELP!!! " he cried as the shark bit off a chunk of Gohan's tail. Gohan made a mad jump for the
land, then sat down, breathing heavily. Goku stared at the missing section of his son's tail.
" Don't worry son, it'll grow back! ":::
" It never did grow back, by the way. " Gohan mumbled to himself.
" You know Gohan, I never knew there WERE sharks in China. " Piccolo said.
" I never knew they lived in rivers. " Gohan added.
" So...now what? " Piccolo asked.
" I know someplace where we can get a fish big enough to snap Dad out of it without
getting bitten. " Gohan smiled.
" Really? Where? "
Gohan looked at the ticket, " We'll be up soon. "
" Number 05, calling number 05. " the lady at the meat counter of the deli called out as
Gohan & Piccolo standed in the long line of people.
" Gohan, I think they're staring at me. " Piccolo said as the large group of people
continued to gawk at the tall green, hairless, antenned namek.
" No they're not Piccolo. Besides, we'll be out of here soon, we're number 06. "
Piccolo looked at the ticket, then flipped it around, " Gohan, you're holding it upside
down, it says 90. "
" Calling number 05¼, calling number 05¼. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " This, could take a while... "
" Ohhhh... " Goku breathed heavily as he leaned against the wall.
" Come on Kakorot, you're more agile than that! " Vegeta complained as he threw another
ki blast at Goku, who nearly dodged it.
" Maybe you should use something else for your aiming practice sir. " Goku gasped for air
" Hmm, I'm getting bored Kakorot, " Vegeta rubbed his hands together evilly, then smirked
, " Kakorot, I want you to bake me something. "
" WHAT?! But sir, I don't know how to ba-- "
" And it will be perfect! And if there's ANY food MISSING from the fridge that ISN'T in
whatever blasted concoction you make I will personally twist your head out of it's socket and
bounce it around the room like a basketball! "
" Yuh, buh, gah, yes sir. " Goku shivered, then rushed back into the kitchen and looked
around," But I don't know how to bake! Maybe if I used to do it before I lost my memory. " he
said, then peeked around the corner, " Sir! Do I know how to bake? "
Vegeta rolled his eyes, " FIGURE IT OUT YOURSELF! "
" *sigh*, Well, okay. " he said, looking around, then grabbed an open box of rice &
sniffed it, " Hey, *sniff* *snort* this smells familiar...like the stuff Chi-Chi makes..
:::GOKU! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THAT OVEN AND LET ME COOK THE RICE!:::
" Chi-Chi? " Goku said aloud, confused, " My wife? " he said, then looked at the clock,
which was now flashing 5:00pm. Goku grabbed his stomach, which began to rumble loudly. He walked
over to the phone and subconsiously dialed a number.
" Hello? " a voice said on the other end.
" Chi..Chi? " Goku said, feeling slightly disconnected, " I'm hungry. "
" Goku? " the voice on the other end said, " WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! YOU DISAPPEAR IN THE
MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND DON'T EVEN TELL ME WHERE YOU'RE GOING!!! " Chi-Chi screamed.
" Chi-Chi? " Goku asked in a quiet voice, " Who are you? "
" What do you means who am I? Are you feeling okay Goku? " Chi-Chi said, conserned and
confused at the same time.
" Go-ku? What's a goku? "
" KAKOROT! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING! " Vegeta screamed, shocked, " WHO ARE YOU
CALLING! GIVE ME THAT BLASTED PHONE NOW! " he yanked the phone out of Goku's hands and hung up,
" WHO DID YOU JUST CALL KAKOROT! THE POLICE! 911! WHAT! "
" I don't know, someone named, Chi-Chi. " Goku said slowly, " I felt sorta hungry and
called her for some reason, & I don't know why...say, maybe she's the cook around here. "
" Uh, yes, she is. Of course. " Vegeta agreed, " Now follow me Kakorot, I feel like
sparing, and this is going to be once in a lifetime oppertunity for me to be able to beat you
into the ground without being yelled at by that baka onna. Now come on! " he shouted as he led
Goku outside towards the gravity room.
" We're we going sir? " Goku asked curiously.
" The gravity room. We're going to fight each other at 500 times the earth's gravity! "
Vegeta grinned wickedly.
" 500 times the...BUT I'LL GET MAULED!!! "
Vegeta chuckled, " That's the idea. "
" Number 90, calling number 90. " the voice said in a bored tone over the intercom.
" Gohan, Gohan wake up! " Piccolo said, shaking Gohan, who opened his eyes lazily and
yawned," They're calling our number. "
" Oh? " Gohan yawned, then bolted up, " OH! " he ran up to the counter, " HERE WE ARE! "
" Oh joy, I live to serve. " the worker at the counter said in a monotone-like voice.
" Well, I was wondering if you have any fish? " Gohan asked, smiling. The woman at the
counter looked left, then right.
" Sir, all this is a Fish Market, of course we have fish. " she said, leaninging her
elbows on the countertop.
" Uhm, what kinds do you have? " Gohan asked as the worker took a deep breath, then
began to rattle off names.
" We got salmon, trout, baracuda, dolphin, bass, flounder, eel, shark, guppy, whale,
crab, jellyfish, crawdad.... "
Gohan groaned, " Hoo boy. "
" Welcome. " a mechanical voice said as Vegeta & Goku entered the gravity room.
" What's that?! " Goku looked around nervously.
" Oh, that's just the blasted machine, Dr. Briefs added that baka feature to it a couple
weeks ago. It was that onna's idea. " Vegeta grumbled.
" Bulma? " Goku said as Vegeta froze.
" What do you just say? "
" Bulma Briefs, Dr. Briefs daughter... " Goku trailed off as he rubbed his chin in
thought.
" KAKOROT! ARE YOU PAYING ATTENTION! " Vegeta screamed, looking down at the control
panel and entered 5 0 0.
" ARE YOU READY BAKAROT! "
" Huh? OH! Uh, sir, I'm not so sure about thi--WAAUGH!! " Goku screamed as he felt
himself pulled down onto the floor, " Sir..what's..happening? "
Vegeta walked over to Goku, perfectly comfortable in the high density gravity, " I told
you Kakorot, this is the GRAVITY room. Now get up and spar! "
" Yes, sir. " Goku said, getting up.
" Warning, gravity simulation highly dangerous. " the machine said.
" Great! " Vegeta rubbed his hands together viciously, " Alright Kakorot! Dodge THIS! "
he shouted as Goku tried desperately to move around, " BIG BANG ATTACK!! " he shouted as he
released the powerful blast.
" WAA! " Goku cried as the huge ball of chi slammed him against the wall; Goku slid down
onto the ground painfully.
" AHA! I BLASTED KAKOROT INTO THE WALL! " Vegeta shouted happily, then clasped his hands
together & lowered his voice, " I think I'm going to do it again! "
Goku opened his eyes wide, then narrowed them, " KAMEEEE, HAMEEE, HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! " he
screamed, sending the wave of energy straight at Vegeta, who's eyes widened as the blast hit
him head-on.
Goku gasped, " OH NO! SIR! SIR ARE YOU OKAY! " he said, running over to Vegeta, who was
now burnt to a crisp, " I'M SORRY SIR! I don't know what came over me. It was like this weird
reflex, or, something. "
Vegeta got up, a sneaky smile on his face, " Oh Kakorot. Come 'ere " he said motioning
Goku closer. Goku tip-toed up to his "master" and gulped, " Closer Kakorot. " he said as Goku
inched forward, " Just a little bit closer. " he whispered.
" Yes? " Goku said in a tiny voice as Vegeta spun his own leg & kicked Goku in the rear.
" DON'T YOU _EVER_ DO THAT AGAIN!!! " he screamed at the top of his lungs.
" Yes sir. "
" Piccolo, do you smell something? " Gohan said as they walked along the dirt path back
to the city.
" You mean besides the 600 pound goldfish on your back? No. " Piccolo said, raising an
eyebrow as Gohan fell to his knees.
" Mr. Piccolo, can you hold the fish for a while? It's too heavy and it smells like Dad's
dirty laundry. " Gohan stuck his tongue out.
" Uh, well, I can't Gohan, I'm alergic to fish. " Piccolo mumbled.
" Alergic? But Piccolo, you don't even eat fish. Heck, you don't even eat. " Gohan said,
confused.
" Yeah, well uh, we're almost there, I can sense Goku's ki. " Piccolo said, changing the
subject.
" Are you sure that isn't the fish, I coulda sworn it just moved by itself just now. "
Gohan said nervously.
" Foolishness Gohan, the dead do not move. " Piccolo said, crossing his arms.
" Maybe it's still alive. " Gohan said, feeling slightly more paranoid as something
slapped him on the back, " GAH! WHAT WAS THAT! " he said, looking around, " Pa, Piccolo? Was that
you? "
" Gohan, I'm in front of you, how could I have slapped you if I'm all the way up here. "
Piccolo grumbled.
" Uh, well, " Gohan said, then picked up the fish & set it down, " I dunno, it just felt
like some kind of slimy slap. And I figured since you're.. "
" I am not "slimy" Gohan. " Piccolo interupted.
" But Piccolo I could've sworn-- " he began as a large being rose up from behind Gohan,
Piccolo stared at it, gawking, " What? What's the matter?? "
" HOLY KAMI IT'S ALIVE!!! " Piccolo screamed as Gohan turned around to see the 600 pound
goldfish staring them in the face.
" RISE TO YOUR MASTER MORTALS!!! " the goldfish yelled in a deep darth-vader-like voice.
Gohan sweatdropped, " It's gonna be one of "those" days, isn't it Piccolo. "
" I hate fish. "
" EEE! EEE! EEE! EEE! " Goku screamed in a little-girl voice as he ran around in circles,
being chased by Vegeta who was throwing ki blasts at him.
" Die! Die! Die! Die! " Vegeta laughed happily as he continued to run about the gravity
room after Goku, tossing bigger & bigger ki blasts.
" WAHHH! Sire, EEE, please stop, EEE, it hurts so, EEE, much! " Goku wailed.
" If you want it to stop Kakorot you're going to have to run FASTER than THAT! " Vegeta
cackled, a big grin on his face.
" OHHHHHHH!!! " Goku cried, then disappeared. Vegeta scretched to a halt.
" AHH! Kakorot?! Where'd he go? KAKOROT! " he shouted nervously, " I haven't had this
much fun since I was little, YOU CAN'T LEAVE NOW! "
Goku reappeared at the other side of the room, this holding his pointer & middle fingers
on his forehead, " How'd I get here? "
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta grinned, " THERE YOU ARE! "
" EEP! " Goku yelped, " Suh, sir, I'm sorry, but I do not wish to continue in this
sadistic fun of yours. " he said, waving his hands out in front of himself defensively.
" It is NOT sadistic! " Vegeta shouted, ::Note to self, look up sadistic in dictionary::
" I thought you were enjoying yourself Kakorot! "
" Enjo--ENJOYING MYSELF! Well of course it was fun the first 500 times you did it, but
this is getting as so you're trying to make an inane attempt to kill me! " Goku gakked.
" I AM NOT INSANE! "
" I said inANE! "
" ...oh. " Vegeta looked around.
" Sir, if I may, I would like to perform a less, dangerous, task. " Goku said nervously.
" Kakorot! " Vegeta pretended to gasp, " How can you possibly think that the duties I'm
assigning you are, *fake-gasp* DANGEROUS! "
Goku rubbed the back of his own head uneasily, " Well, sir, it seemed like you were
trying to hurt me in some way-- "
" ME hurt YOU! " Vegeta continued on with the charade, " Kakorot, you are my servant, I
would NEVER hurt you...much. "
" You..wouldn't? " Goku blinked.
" Of course I wouldn't, " Vegeta said, patting Goku on the back with one hand, the other
behind his own back forming a ball of ki, " After all, you're not just my most loyal servant,
you're my, excuse the term, *cough* friend *cough*. " he smiled.
" I..am? REALLY? " Goku's eyes widened.
" Mmm-hmm. " Vegeta nodded, then threw the ki blast at Goku from behind, sending him
flying into the wall again, " Die die die! " he shouted happily.
Goku's eye quivered as he slid down the wall like a fly against a windsheld, " I
should..know better than that...."
" I AM YOUR MASTER! RISE TO ME! " the unusually large goldfish's voice boomed.
" Muh, muh, Mr. Piccolo do something! " Gohan stuttered.
" MUHAHAHA! " the goldfish laughed maniacally, " YES PICCOLO, DO SOMETHING! HAHAHAHA! "
Piccolo narrowed his eyes at the fish, " MASEKO HAAAAA!!! " he screamed at the top of his
lungs as he let loose the attack on the fish, deepfrying it. Gohan walked up to fish and tapped
it, and to his surprise the reminets of the fish collapsed to the ground in a pile of ashes.
Gohan stared at the ashes, " I wonder if I can get my money back? "
" Did you save the recipt? " Piccolo glared at Gohan.
" Uhm, no? "
" AAUGH! YOU FOOL! How do you expect to get your money returned if you don't have proof
that you bought something in the first place. " Piccolo cried.
" Oops. " Gohan said, glancing away, " Well, I guess there's only one thing to do. "
Piccolo's eyes widened, " NO! WE'LL HAVE TO..TO.."
" Fish by hand... " Gohan moaned.
" Don't be a coward Gohan, after all, it's only a bunch of, " he stopped as a parade of
shark fins arose out of the river, " fish. "
" I'll never eat fish again. "
" HA HA! You aren't doing that bad Kakorot! " Vegeta laughed as he continued to fight
against Goku, who was failing miserably, " At least you aren't running anymore. "
" Hai. Thank you oh powerful saiyajin no baka. " Goku nodded as Vegeta smiled, then
stopped in shock & slammed Goku against the wall.
" WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME! "
" I said "Thank you oh powerful saiyajin no ouji", " Goku said, frightened.
" Good, that's what I thought you said. " Vegeta gritted through his teeth.
" Bulma! Bulma are you here! " a voice called from outside the gravity machine as a
familiar figure walked by, " It's me, Yamcha! "
An evil grin engulfed Vegeta's face, " What perfect timing. " he rubbed his hands
together, " Kakorot, I have a task for you to perform. One that will, as shocking as this may
seem, NOT inflict any harm unto your person. "
" Really? " Goku raised an eyebrow.
Vegeta snickered, " Yeah...Kakorot, look out that window, what do you see? "
" Umm, a guy holding a box of chocolates knocking on the door calling for the girl you
locked in the royal dungeon? "
" Exactly Kakorot. What I want you to do is beat the stuffings out of him. " Vegeta
chuckled.
" Wuh, why? " Goku asked, " Is it cuz you like that girl you locked in the dungeon? Sir?"
" WHAT! NO KAKOROT! IT IS BECAUSE THAT FOOL MOCKED ME! The bakayaro laughed at the
pink shirt that onna forced me to wear. " Vegeta explained.
" But I thought you were the King. Nobody can force you to do anything. " Goku gasped.
" Duh, well, JUST GET OUT THERE KAKOROT! " Vegeta screamed as Goku walked out of the
gravity room, " AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU'VE BEATEN HIM FIRMLY INTO THE GROUND!! "
" You got it sir! " Goku gave Vegeta a thumbs up.
" Hey, Goku! Have you seen Bul--WAAUGH! " Yamcha screamed as Goku belted him with his
leg, " GOKU! WHAT ARE YOU, OFFA, DOING! "
Vegeta sat on the steps of the gravity room with his elbows on his knees & holding his
head in his hands as he watched Goku continue to beat up Yamcha, " This is the sole greatest day
of my life. Kakorot, my servant, my slave, my attack dog. If I weren't so disiplined I would be
bouncing around like a little boy at an amusement park. "
" AI AI AI AI YAHHHHH!!! " Goku screamed as he lept up into the air, then smacked Yamcha
from behind and knocking the chocolates out of his hands and onto the ground.
" WUAGH! " Yamcha yelped as Goku raised his hands above his head and tossed them downward
, then stopped inches above Yamcha's face. Goku sniffed the air.
" What's, *sniff* that, *sniff*, smell? " he said.
" Cha, chocolates? " Yamcha gulped as Goku looked behind him to see the box of candy
laying on the ground.
" CHOCOLATES! " Goku screamed happily as he ran towards the box of candy laying on the
ground, " I'M COMING FOOOOD!!!! " he cried in his normal voice as he made a mad dash for the
box, then screeched in his tracks as the box disappeared, " FOOD?! WHERE FOOD?! " he looked
around as Vegeta, behind him, held the box behind his back.
" Why Kakorot, whaf er you woofing fow. " he asked curiously, his cheeks stuffed with
chocolate.
Goku looked around, " I..I'm not sure, I forgot. "
::THANK YOU KAMI!:: " Oh, that's a shame Kakorot, I'm sure you're remember sometime. "
Vegeta said, swallowing the chocolate in one gulp.
" What's that behind your back? " Goku asked.
" WHU?! " Vegeta gakked.
" Is that, candy? " he asked.
" Uh, hai. " Vegeta said nervously as Goku got a hypnotic look in his eyes.
" CandEEEE...Goku like candEEEE... " he grinned with a classic son-smile in his normal
voice as small drops of sweat dripped down Vegeta's forehead.
" NO YOU DON'T! " he yelped, " You're a peasant, MY peasant, you do what _I_ say, AND IF
I SAY YOU DON'T LIKE CANDY YOU DON'T LIKE CANDY!!! " Vegeta screamed angrily.
" I...don't like candy? " Goku said, " I DON'T like CANDY. " he said firmly, then pinched
his nose, " ICK! Sire get put that chocolate away, PLEASE! " he gagged.
" Of course Kakorot. " Vegeta smirked, then tip-toed behind the gravity room & began to
stuff his face.
" Uh, sir? Are you EATING that stuff?! " Goku gaped in disqust.
" Huh?! " Vegeta whipped around, then quickly closed the lid to the box, " Uh..no! Why
would I want to eat this baka earth food! "
" Well sir, it is said that chocolate can become additicing, almost as much as alcohol."
" LIE! CHOCOLATE IS NOT ADDICTING! IT IS A DELICIOUS RICH GOOEY CREAMY TRE..." Vegeta
said, his eyes now staring down at the closed box, " Treat! " he threw off the cover, his hand
shaking wildly as he reached into the box of candy, then stopped himself, " Kakorot, put this
somewhere, will you? " he said, looking away & holding out the box of candy.
" Okay sir. " Goku said, taking the box and walking into the house.
" How dare he think _I_ the saiyajin no ouji, am addicted to some baka chocola-- " Vegeta
stopped, then grabbed a handful of chocolates out of his pocket & stuffed them in his mouth, a
serene smile gracing his face for a mere second, but being overpowered by his traditional scowl,
it soon disappeared.
" Strange, that man was calling me "Goku" also. " Goku said as his way towards the door
and stopped, " Son Goku, hmm. Why does it sound so familiar! " he cursed at himself, then opened
the front door & gasped to see a figure in front of him, an air of fear engulfing him.
" Go-ku. " the figure said in a deep voice as it walked towards the light, Goku backing
in terror. The figure wielded a weapon over it's head. It's face fell into the light, " Son
Go-ku, I AM your WIFE! "
" NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...I have a wife? " Goku stopped.
" Yes Goku. " Chi-Chi said in a calm voice, which contrasted with the evil, psychotic
look on her face, " It's time for you to come home Goku. "
" Goku? Muh, Miss, I think you've gotten me confused with someone else. " Goku said, a
feeling of pure horror rushing over him.
" Oh no Son Goku, you're not fooling me. " Chi-Chi snickered.
" SIRE!!!! " Goku cried as Vegeta ran out from behind the gravity room and up to Goku.
" What is it NOW Kakor--EEEP! " he shrieked in a high-pitched voice, " Kakorot's mate. "
he gulped. After all, not even Vegeta could stand up to the fury of Gyu-Mao's psycho of a
daughter. Especially when she was mad.
" VEGETA! I should've known! YOU WERE OUT HERE SPARING THE WHOLE TIME WITH HIM WEREN'T
YOU GOKU! " Chi-Chi screamed at Goku, who zipped behind Vegeta.
" Who, who is that Sire? " Goku whimpered.
" THAT, Kakorot, is an escapee from the nearby asylum. " Vegeta faked.
" ASYLUM! YOU MEAN SHE'S A MENTAL CASE! " Goku cried.
" MENTAL CASE! " Chi-Chi growled, " I'LL SHOW YOU MENTAL SON GOKU! " she screamed as Goku
ran into the house, Chi-Chi after him.
" KAKOROT! " Vegeta yelped as he grabbed the front doorknob, which was now locked. Vegeta
peeked in the window to see Goku running around the kitchen table, screaming in the little-girl
voice from before with Chi-Chi inches behind him, " RUN KAKOROT! RUN!! " Vegeta cheered on,
frightened, " MY FUTURE COMFORT IS AT STAKE! " he shouted as Goku involentary transmitted himself
to another part of the house. Vegeta wiped the sweat off his brow.
" Son Goku, wherever in this house you are, I will find you. " Chi-Chi cackled, " And
when I do, you'll have hel to pay! "
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10:24 PM 2/24/01
End of Part 2 :D
Next: Piccolo & Gohan put their fishing skills to the test, and so does Chi-Chi's frying pan as
she hunts down Goku. Will Goku get his memory back? Should he? Find out in Part 3!
-Chuquita