10:29 PM 2/24/01
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "You like to play games, don't you Vegeta?" -Nappa
Chuey's Corner: Just a lil poll, what do you think about the whole "Chaperting"
law? I don't really like it cuz each part of my fics is kinda like a different
story rather than a chapter, but I'd like to get other people's opinions on it.
Thanks -Chuquita
Summary: Vegeta hit Goku a little too hard, causing him to lose
his memory. After listening to a fibbed explaination about himself, Goku now
thinks he is the loyal servant of the saiyajin no ouji. Is this going to help
Vegeta or hurt him? Will Goku remember who he is? Does Vegeta want him to?
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" Gokuuuuu, oh Gokuuuuu, I'm coming to get you. " Chi-Chi said in a dangerously soothing
voice as she tip-toed about Capsule Corp, her frying pan held over her head, " I know you're
around here somewhere, I recently learned how to sense ki, and I can tell you haven't left here,
so you better think of somewhere else to hide. " she said menancingly.
" Please hide Kakorot, PLEASE! " Vegeta pleaded to himself, " Oh my Kami! I'm BEGGING
for KAKOROT to be OKAY! I think I'm going to puke. " Vegeta's face turned green as he covered his
mouth with his hands & ran off behind a tree.
Goku panted heavily as he leaned up against the door, then bolted it shut. ::The attic,
she'd never think of looking here. There're so many rooms in my sire's home that it's impossible
to find anything very quickly::, he thought to himself, then yelped as he tripped over a large
box in the room, " Now what the.. " Goku picked up the box & opened it to reveal a couple dozen
photographs, " ...hey, it's that lady King Vegeta made me lock up in the royal dungeon, and
somebody else. " he said as he stared at the picture of Bulma & himself, " That guy really looks
familiar. " Goku nodded, then flipped through several other photos of the whole group, " Strange,
my king isn't in any of these, but that guy from before's in a lot of them. " he flipped the
photo around to see the words "Bulma's Barbaque, summer of--" on them. Goku grabbed another
photo, which was of the man from before with his cheeks filled with fish, along with a small boy
who was looking up at the man in awe.
Goku turned the photo over and read the back, " Son Goku--winner of the Capsule Corp
18'th annual pig-out pie eating contest. " he read outloud, ::Son Goku, there's that name again::
he said, scratching his head, " Now why would someone want to eat a fish-filled pie??? " he
tossed the photo back in, " I guess I'll never know. " he sighed.
" GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi's roar of anger echoed through the house as Goku felt his hair stand
on end.
" WAH! " he yelped, then backed up into a mirror, rubbed his now bruised head and turned
around in shock, " WWWAAAUGHHH!!! " Goku felt a lump in his throat as he stared at the figure in
the mirror, then moved his hand up and down in simaltation with his reflection, " Oh my God... "
he said as he caught his breath, " _I'M_ Son Goku..aren't I. "
" Okay, " Gohan said as he tossed the fishing line into the water.
Piccolo nodded, " Now what? "
" Now, we, uh, wait. Hai, now we wait. " Gohan said as they sat there. Piccolo looked at
his watch.
" It's been 8 hours already. "
" WAT! " Gohan gasped.
Piccolo turned his watch towards the young boy, " 8 hours, Namekian time. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " This is getting to become VERY aggrivating. "
" We could do what your father does. " Piccolo said.
" I can't regenerate limbs like you can. " Gohan grumbled, " Besides, what we really
need now is bait. "
" Bait? " Piccolo asked.
" Yeah, bait...what's bait? " Piccolo said, confused.
" Bait, Mr. Piccolo, is stuff you attach to the end of your fishing line that'll make the
fish want to eat it. "
" Come on, what to fish eat anyway? " Piccolo rolled his eyes as a giant shark loomed
out above them.
" Well, I've always been fond of..green. " the shark licked it's lips.
" GOHAN! " Piccolo screamed at the boy, who had a small smile curling upon his face,
" Gohan? "
" Piccolo, hold on to this. " Gohan said sneakily as he attached the hook to Piccolo's
cape.
" Gohan? What are you doing? " Piccolo said, slightly nervous.
" Mr. Piccolo, you always taught me that sometimes you need give up a few things in order
to achieve your goal, right? " Gohan said.
" Yes. I did. " Piccolo answered.
" Well, my goal is to get my father back to his old self and save him from Vegeta, and
in order to do that I need to bring Dad the one thing that I know will conjure up his faded
memories, fish. "
" I follow you so far. "
" And in order to fish, you need bait, and one of fish's main foods happens to be bugs."
" Go on. "
" And since Nameks are slugs, and slugs are bugs, I figured that-- "
" NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!!! " Piccolo screamed at the top of his lungs.
" But, Mr. Piccolo, don't you wanna save my Dad? " Gohan said sadly.
" I, " Piccolo looked down at Gohan, who was sniffling, " Okay kid, but just this once."
" Oh THANK YOU Mr. Piccolo! " Gohan said happily, then pushed Piccolo into the water.
Piccolo looked around, " What do I do now? "
Gohan's pupils widened in fear, " SHARK! "
" Shark? " Piccolo looked behind him, face to face with a mass of great whites,
" SHARKS! "
" SWIM MR. PICCOLO! SWIM! " Gohan shouted as Piccolo did just that. The sharks rushed in
at him, forming a circle of impentirable scaly figures around him.
Piccolo began to highen his ki, Gohan gasped, " NO PICCOLO DON'T! " he cried.
" WHAT!? " Piccolo looked over his shoulder at Gohan.
" You have to LET them get you! "
" IF I WANTED TO DIE I WOULD DO IT WITH HONOR GOHAN! AND BEING EATEN BY FISH IS NOT THAT
WAY!! " Piccolo screamed.
" Just let one of them grab ahold of your cape. That way, you won't get eaten, but Dad'll
still get his fish. " Gohan explained as Piccolo looked downward, " Now do something to get their
attention! "
Piccolo groaned, then stared one of the sharks in the eye and remarked in a sarcastic,
yet corny way, " Bite me. "
With that the shark clamped its jaws overtop of Piccolo, swallowing him whole.
" MR PICCOLO! " Gohan gasped, shocked, then held tight his fishing rod & reeled it in as
hard as he could. Swinging the shark overtop of his head and onto the ground, killing it.
Gohan breathed heavily and looked at the now dead shark, then tip-toed over to it and
opened it's jaws, " Pa, pa, Piccolo? "
Piccolo stumbled out of the shark's mouth, a look of horror upon his face. Piccolo
wobbled backward then fell down.
" MR PICCOLO! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! " Gohan cried as he hugged his namekian friend, " Now
we can bring the fish back to Dad & he'll remember who he is again! OH THANK YOU! "
" Gohan? " Piccolo said in a stern voice.
" Yes Mr. Piccolo? "
" Don't EVER make me do that again..BECAUSE IF YOU DO I'LL-- "
" --FIND YOU DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT! " Chi-Chi hissed as she knocked over various
things in the living room, " AND WHEN I DO I'LL CRACK THAT HEAD OF YOURS LIKE A PEANUT! "
" Chi-Chi? " Goku said in a small voice as he peered over the railing.
" AHA! THERE YOU ARE! " she shouted psychotically as Goku slowly walked down the steps &
up to her.
" Chi-Chi, can I ask you something? " he said, then gulped.
" Why of course, I suppose it is only right for you to have one final request before I
RIP YOUR MISERABLE BODY INTO LIFELESS SPECKS OF DUST!!! "
" Uh... " Goku felt his body turn a pale-green color.
" WAIT! " a voice cried as the figure rushed inbetween Chi-Chi & Goku.
" VEGETA?! "
" SIRE! "
" Move it Vegeta! " Chi-Chi grumbled, a psychotic look in her eyes.
" WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T HIT KAKOROT ON THE HEAD!!!! " he screamed.
" You're up to something... " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Umm, excuse me sir. " Goku said meekly.
" What is it NOW Kakorot? "
" I think you're up to something too. " he said, then pulled out the picture of himself
that he found in the attic, " I found this picture upstairs, and when I looked at the back of it,
it said Son Goku; what everyone around here's been calling me; on it. Ironically, sir, when I
noticed a mirror behind me, I noticed that I look identical to this person. So I concluded-- "
Vegeta whinced.
" --that I must have a twin brother! " he smiled as Vegeta heaved a sigh, " Just kidding,
I think that is hard to believe, I think that _I_ might be this person. "
" Wha, NO! " Vegeta grabbed Goku by the arms, " You were right the first time Kakorot,
you do have a brother, you don't think I'd actually LIE to you, do you? " he said nervously.
" Well, no. " Goku said, " After all, you DID save me and help cure my amnesia. "
" Amnesia?! " Chi-Chi gasped, " GOKU HAS AMNESIA?! "
" Not anymore. " Vegeta interupted, " He's fine now. " he said quickly, " If you hit
Kakorot on the head with that thing he'll get amnesia all over again, right Kakorot? "
" But I still don't remember everything sir. And that lady looks familiar to me...you
did tell me EVERYTHING about myself, didn't you sir? " Goku said suspicously.
" Of course I did! " Vegeta lied.
" Well then, if you've told him everything you won't mind me taking him back home, now
would you Vegeta? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" TAKE HIM HOME!?! YOU CAN'T! WHY! "
" BeCAUSE Vegeta, Goku is my HUSBAND. " Chi-Chi said, aggrivated.
" But he CAN'T go home with you, we were, umm, sparing. You like to spar, don't you
Kakorot? " he smirked evilly as Goku backed away.
" Please sir, don't make me go back into that room, PLEASE! " Goku coward back.
" Since when does my Goku call YOU "sir"! " Chi-Chi growled, " AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO
HIM TO MAKE HIM SO SCARED OF SPARING! He loves to spar! "
" I..do? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Of course you do! Goku look at what you're wearing! Do you THINK that "servants" wear
gi's! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" No, they don't,,,do they? " Goku said slowly.
" DON'T LISTEN TO HER KAKOROT! SHE'S LIEING! IT'S ALL LIES! " Vegeta screamed.
" Come on home with me Goku, I'll go cook you some rice. " Chi-Chi said soothingly, " And
you can have as much dessert as you want... "
" Umm, I.. " Goku stuttered.
" No Kakorot, THIS is your home. If you go with her she'll just strap you down & torture
you! " Vegeta cried.
" And how is that different from what you do to me sir? " Goku crossed his arms.
" YOU WERE TORTURING MY HUSBAND!!! " Chi-Chi roared as she held her frying pan over her
head & ran towards Vegeta.
" EEEEK! " Vegeta screamed in a little girl voice as he ran an unintentionally trapped
himself in a corner.
" NOW I'VE GOT YOU! " Chi-Chi grinned evilly.
" KAKOROT SAVE ME!! " Vegeta wailed, then noticed Goku tip-toeing out of the house,
" KAKOROT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER!!!!! KAKOROTTTT!!! "
" I think it's starting to rot. " Piccolo said, sniffing the air as the duo continued on
towards capsule corp., Gohan with the large, now dead, shark over his shoulder.
" No it's not! " Gohan said, " All fish smell. It's natural. "
" And that would explain the large swarm of flies hovering over it. " Piccolo raised
an eyebrow, then stopped & stared at a small group of trees up ahead, " Did you hear something? "
" Mr. Piccolo, we don't have time, we have to get this thing to Dad! " Gohan said, then
broke into a sprint, " Come on! We don't have time! " he shouted, nearing the trees up ahead.
Piccolo noticed a pair of glowing eyes behind the tree, " GOHAN! LOOK OUT! " he screamed
as Gohan noticed the eyes in the bramble next to him.
" WAH! "
" MASEKO HA! " Piccolo shouted as he blasted the trees, causing them to collapse onto the
figure, who cried out in pain.
Gohan's eyes widened as he shown a flashlight onto the figure, which came into view,
" MR. PICCOLO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! "
" Huh? " Piccolo walked over to Gohan.
" YOU KILLED DADDY!!! " Gohan yelped as Piccolo recognized Son Goku, who layed beneath
the trees.
" No, I can still sense his ki, let's get him back to his house. " Piccolo said as he
picked Goku up.
" That's strange. " Gohan said.
" What? "
" I thought Vegeta had him acting as his servant or something, why would Dad be all the
way out here alone? "
" Maybe that blow to the head knocked some common sense into him. " Piccolo suggested.
" Mr. Piccolo, you couldn't knock common sense into my dad if you hit him with a two-ton
anvil! " Gohan exclaimed.
" Oh...right. "
" AHH! AHH! AHH! " Vegeta screamed as he rushed about the house, an infuriated Chi-Chi
inches behind him.
" COME BACK HERE YOU SPINELESS LITTLE BAKAYARO! " Chi-Chi yelled in a demon-like &
unusually deep voice, then looked about the room anxiously, an evil grin engulfing her face as
she noticed a curled up, shaking figure in the corner of the kitchen, " Ahh, there you are. "
she continued in the same voice, " Vegeta..I wonder where you could be. " she mocked as she
crept up behind the prince, then tapped him slightly on the back.
Vegeta looked slowly over his shoulder, " Kakorot? "
" Wrong answer. " Chi-Chi cackled, then held her frying pan high above her head and
sent it downward as hard as she could, the unknown metal contacting with Vegeta's skull, causing
him to lose consiousness.
" There, I feel much better! " Chi-Chi said in her regular voice.
" Dad? DAD WAKE UP! " Gohan's voice cried from the darkness.
" Son Goku, did you her your son? " Piccolo's voice added as Goku slowly opened his eyes.
" Wha, where am I? " Goku said, dazed.
" You're home Dad. " Gohan said, " You DO know you're Dad, right Dad? "
" Eh? " Goku said, confused.
" OH NO! He still doesn't remember me! " Gohan wailed as Goku bolted up, sniffing wildly.
" Gohan, what's that melodious SMELL! " Goku grinned as he hopped off the bed.
Gohan continued sobbing, " It's just the rotting shark Piccolo & I caught for you, but
it's STILL no use, you're GONE! OH DADDY I WISH I COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING MORE AND--did he just
call me Gohan? " Gohan paused as Goku opened the door to the kitchen to see the large, rancid
fish on the kitchen table.
" OOOOOOOOOh, FISHY! " he grinned, then wiggled his fingers, backed up & made a mad leap
for the kitchen table, only to fall flat on his face. Goku looked behind him to see Gohan holding
onto his legs.
" OH DADDY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!!! " Gohan cried, " It
was so horrible Dad! You had amnesia and Vegeta tricked you into thinking you were his slave and
he made you do such terrible painful things it was so hard for me to watch it! I tried to help
and so did Piccolo but there wasn't anything we could do and-- " Gohan continued going on and on
about his story while Goku, who wasn't paying any attention what-so-ever, continued to inch his
way towards the kitchen table, sliding on his belly, unable to make use of his legs, which felt
like blood was rushing out of them.
" Must..reach..food! " Goku groaned as he continued onward.
" --and he had you attached to this huge dartboard and was throwing these sharp pointy
darts at you it must've been THIS long and he missed you thank Kami but then you asked him if he
wanted to try again and I was about to cry because I thought I lost you for good and--are you
listening to me Dad? " Gohan asked, then squnted his left eye as a chunk of fish flew in it.
Gohan let go of his father & sat up to see the entire shark, with the exception of its bones,
was now gone.
" DAD! YOU ATE THAT IN 3 SECONDS! " Gohan gasped.
Goku licked his fish-stained lips, " Mmm, nummy! " he grinned as Gohan hugged him.
" It's great to have you back Daddy! " he sniffled.
Goku looked down at the boy, confused, " You mean I was gone? "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Ohhhh... "
" VEGETA! " Goku shouted as he opened the front door to the Briefs house, " WHERE ARE
YOU! " he exclaimed.
" Goku? " Chi-Chi said, rushing over to her husband.
" CHI-CHI! " Goku grinned, then squeezed Chi-Chi tightly, " Oh Chi-Chi!Cooker of my food,
giver of my nurishment, feeder of my stomach! " he sighed happily.
" You forgot "wife". " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
Goku smiled, " THAT TOO! " he said, hugging her tighter, then noticed a limp body
sprawled out on the kitchen floor, " Wha, what's that? " he pointed to the figure. "
" Nevermind that. " Chi-Chi smiled, " I'm just glad to have you back Goku! "
Goku's eyes widened, " Is that..VEGETA! " he zipped over to the unconsious saiyajin no
ouji, " OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED VEGETA...who cares. " he poked Vegeta slightly.
" Ohhhh, " Vegeta groaned, then opened his eyes to see Goku grinning stupidly at him, &
to Goku's surpise, he didn't get his front teeth punched out, " What're you smiling at? " Vegeta
asked, confused.
" You Vegeta. " Goku answered.
" Ve--who? " Vegeta said, bewildered, " Who's Vegeta? "
Goku's grin turned into a smirk, " Nobody's. "
" Then, who am I? " Vegeta asked.
" YOU, are my new, short, little buddy Veggie! " Goku grinned, " We're friends! "
" We..are? "
" Course we are! " Goku said, helping Vegeta up, Vegeta gawked at how much taller Goku
was than him.
" Wow, you're, large. " he gulped, at a loss for words.
" Yup! That's cuz I like to eat! Do you like to eat Veggie? " Goku asked.
" Umm, I don't know, do I like to eat? " he looked around the room at Chi-Chi, Gohan, &
Piccolo.
Goku winked at Gohan, who chuckled, reading his father's mind, " Yeah, of course you do,
who doesn't. " he added.
Goku grabbed Vegeta's arm, " Come on little buddy, let's go fishin! "
" Fishin? What's "fishin"? " Vegeta asked innocently.
" Don't worry, I'll teach you! " Goku said proudly as he dragged Vegeta out the front
door and headed in the direction of the lake.
Piccolo smirked, then walked slowly after them.
" Mr. Piccolo? Where're you going? " Gohan asked.
" I'm going to watch, it'll be worth the price of admission. You coming? "
Gohan smiled, then shrugged, " Why not! "
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8:11 PM 3/7/01
The End
By: Chuquita
Next: I have two ideas for my next fic, but I'm not sure
which one I want to use. The first one involves Chibi Veggie-Chan
accidently sending himself into the future using one of the machines on
Bejito-sei; chibi Goku, Raditz, & Nappa need to bring him back before Vegeta's
parents find out. Chibi Vegeta also meets up with his future self, Goku, and the
rest of the group and finds out a few startling surprises of his own. Will Chibi Goku
be able to bring his friend back? Does Chibi Veggie want to come back? And why is Nappa
losing his hair?
The second one's about a villain (who I have yet to decide upon)
who captures Bura and says he'll give her back if Goku & Vegeta fight him.
Unfortunately Vegeta gets sick so the Z senshi have to send in an alternate for him;
the villian refuses to fight anyone but the two saiyajin, so the others
need to trick the villain into believing Veggy (the android from my first fic)
is the real Vegeta. Will they be able to pull it off? Will Veggy even want to fight?
Reviews are welcome- ^u^ Chuquita
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the week: "You like to play games, don't you Vegeta?" -Nappa
Chuey's Corner: Just a lil poll, what do you think about the whole "Chaperting"
law? I don't really like it cuz each part of my fics is kinda like a different
story rather than a chapter, but I'd like to get other people's opinions on it.
Thanks -Chuquita
Summary: Vegeta hit Goku a little too hard, causing him to lose
his memory. After listening to a fibbed explaination about himself, Goku now
thinks he is the loyal servant of the saiyajin no ouji. Is this going to help
Vegeta or hurt him? Will Goku remember who he is? Does Vegeta want him to?
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" Gokuuuuu, oh Gokuuuuu, I'm coming to get you. " Chi-Chi said in a dangerously soothing
voice as she tip-toed about Capsule Corp, her frying pan held over her head, " I know you're
around here somewhere, I recently learned how to sense ki, and I can tell you haven't left here,
so you better think of somewhere else to hide. " she said menancingly.
" Please hide Kakorot, PLEASE! " Vegeta pleaded to himself, " Oh my Kami! I'm BEGGING
for KAKOROT to be OKAY! I think I'm going to puke. " Vegeta's face turned green as he covered his
mouth with his hands & ran off behind a tree.
Goku panted heavily as he leaned up against the door, then bolted it shut. ::The attic,
she'd never think of looking here. There're so many rooms in my sire's home that it's impossible
to find anything very quickly::, he thought to himself, then yelped as he tripped over a large
box in the room, " Now what the.. " Goku picked up the box & opened it to reveal a couple dozen
photographs, " ...hey, it's that lady King Vegeta made me lock up in the royal dungeon, and
somebody else. " he said as he stared at the picture of Bulma & himself, " That guy really looks
familiar. " Goku nodded, then flipped through several other photos of the whole group, " Strange,
my king isn't in any of these, but that guy from before's in a lot of them. " he flipped the
photo around to see the words "Bulma's Barbaque, summer of--" on them. Goku grabbed another
photo, which was of the man from before with his cheeks filled with fish, along with a small boy
who was looking up at the man in awe.
Goku turned the photo over and read the back, " Son Goku--winner of the Capsule Corp
18'th annual pig-out pie eating contest. " he read outloud, ::Son Goku, there's that name again::
he said, scratching his head, " Now why would someone want to eat a fish-filled pie??? " he
tossed the photo back in, " I guess I'll never know. " he sighed.
" GOKU!!! " Chi-Chi's roar of anger echoed through the house as Goku felt his hair stand
on end.
" WAH! " he yelped, then backed up into a mirror, rubbed his now bruised head and turned
around in shock, " WWWAAAUGHHH!!! " Goku felt a lump in his throat as he stared at the figure in
the mirror, then moved his hand up and down in simaltation with his reflection, " Oh my God... "
he said as he caught his breath, " _I'M_ Son Goku..aren't I. "
" Okay, " Gohan said as he tossed the fishing line into the water.
Piccolo nodded, " Now what? "
" Now, we, uh, wait. Hai, now we wait. " Gohan said as they sat there. Piccolo looked at
his watch.
" It's been 8 hours already. "
" WAT! " Gohan gasped.
Piccolo turned his watch towards the young boy, " 8 hours, Namekian time. "
Gohan sweatdropped, " This is getting to become VERY aggrivating. "
" We could do what your father does. " Piccolo said.
" I can't regenerate limbs like you can. " Gohan grumbled, " Besides, what we really
need now is bait. "
" Bait? " Piccolo asked.
" Yeah, bait...what's bait? " Piccolo said, confused.
" Bait, Mr. Piccolo, is stuff you attach to the end of your fishing line that'll make the
fish want to eat it. "
" Come on, what to fish eat anyway? " Piccolo rolled his eyes as a giant shark loomed
out above them.
" Well, I've always been fond of..green. " the shark licked it's lips.
" GOHAN! " Piccolo screamed at the boy, who had a small smile curling upon his face,
" Gohan? "
" Piccolo, hold on to this. " Gohan said sneakily as he attached the hook to Piccolo's
cape.
" Gohan? What are you doing? " Piccolo said, slightly nervous.
" Mr. Piccolo, you always taught me that sometimes you need give up a few things in order
to achieve your goal, right? " Gohan said.
" Yes. I did. " Piccolo answered.
" Well, my goal is to get my father back to his old self and save him from Vegeta, and
in order to do that I need to bring Dad the one thing that I know will conjure up his faded
memories, fish. "
" I follow you so far. "
" And in order to fish, you need bait, and one of fish's main foods happens to be bugs."
" Go on. "
" And since Nameks are slugs, and slugs are bugs, I figured that-- "
" NOT IN THIS LIFETIME!!! " Piccolo screamed at the top of his lungs.
" But, Mr. Piccolo, don't you wanna save my Dad? " Gohan said sadly.
" I, " Piccolo looked down at Gohan, who was sniffling, " Okay kid, but just this once."
" Oh THANK YOU Mr. Piccolo! " Gohan said happily, then pushed Piccolo into the water.
Piccolo looked around, " What do I do now? "
Gohan's pupils widened in fear, " SHARK! "
" Shark? " Piccolo looked behind him, face to face with a mass of great whites,
" SHARKS! "
" SWIM MR. PICCOLO! SWIM! " Gohan shouted as Piccolo did just that. The sharks rushed in
at him, forming a circle of impentirable scaly figures around him.
Piccolo began to highen his ki, Gohan gasped, " NO PICCOLO DON'T! " he cried.
" WHAT!? " Piccolo looked over his shoulder at Gohan.
" You have to LET them get you! "
" IF I WANTED TO DIE I WOULD DO IT WITH HONOR GOHAN! AND BEING EATEN BY FISH IS NOT THAT
WAY!! " Piccolo screamed.
" Just let one of them grab ahold of your cape. That way, you won't get eaten, but Dad'll
still get his fish. " Gohan explained as Piccolo looked downward, " Now do something to get their
attention! "
Piccolo groaned, then stared one of the sharks in the eye and remarked in a sarcastic,
yet corny way, " Bite me. "
With that the shark clamped its jaws overtop of Piccolo, swallowing him whole.
" MR PICCOLO! " Gohan gasped, shocked, then held tight his fishing rod & reeled it in as
hard as he could. Swinging the shark overtop of his head and onto the ground, killing it.
Gohan breathed heavily and looked at the now dead shark, then tip-toed over to it and
opened it's jaws, " Pa, pa, Piccolo? "
Piccolo stumbled out of the shark's mouth, a look of horror upon his face. Piccolo
wobbled backward then fell down.
" MR PICCOLO! YOU'RE ALL RIGHT! " Gohan cried as he hugged his namekian friend, " Now
we can bring the fish back to Dad & he'll remember who he is again! OH THANK YOU! "
" Gohan? " Piccolo said in a stern voice.
" Yes Mr. Piccolo? "
" Don't EVER make me do that again..BECAUSE IF YOU DO I'LL-- "
" --FIND YOU DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT! " Chi-Chi hissed as she knocked over various
things in the living room, " AND WHEN I DO I'LL CRACK THAT HEAD OF YOURS LIKE A PEANUT! "
" Chi-Chi? " Goku said in a small voice as he peered over the railing.
" AHA! THERE YOU ARE! " she shouted psychotically as Goku slowly walked down the steps &
up to her.
" Chi-Chi, can I ask you something? " he said, then gulped.
" Why of course, I suppose it is only right for you to have one final request before I
RIP YOUR MISERABLE BODY INTO LIFELESS SPECKS OF DUST!!! "
" Uh... " Goku felt his body turn a pale-green color.
" WAIT! " a voice cried as the figure rushed inbetween Chi-Chi & Goku.
" VEGETA?! "
" SIRE! "
" Move it Vegeta! " Chi-Chi grumbled, a psychotic look in her eyes.
" WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T HIT KAKOROT ON THE HEAD!!!! " he screamed.
" You're up to something... " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Umm, excuse me sir. " Goku said meekly.
" What is it NOW Kakorot? "
" I think you're up to something too. " he said, then pulled out the picture of himself
that he found in the attic, " I found this picture upstairs, and when I looked at the back of it,
it said Son Goku; what everyone around here's been calling me; on it. Ironically, sir, when I
noticed a mirror behind me, I noticed that I look identical to this person. So I concluded-- "
Vegeta whinced.
" --that I must have a twin brother! " he smiled as Vegeta heaved a sigh, " Just kidding,
I think that is hard to believe, I think that _I_ might be this person. "
" Wha, NO! " Vegeta grabbed Goku by the arms, " You were right the first time Kakorot,
you do have a brother, you don't think I'd actually LIE to you, do you? " he said nervously.
" Well, no. " Goku said, " After all, you DID save me and help cure my amnesia. "
" Amnesia?! " Chi-Chi gasped, " GOKU HAS AMNESIA?! "
" Not anymore. " Vegeta interupted, " He's fine now. " he said quickly, " If you hit
Kakorot on the head with that thing he'll get amnesia all over again, right Kakorot? "
" But I still don't remember everything sir. And that lady looks familiar to me...you
did tell me EVERYTHING about myself, didn't you sir? " Goku said suspicously.
" Of course I did! " Vegeta lied.
" Well then, if you've told him everything you won't mind me taking him back home, now
would you Vegeta? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" TAKE HIM HOME!?! YOU CAN'T! WHY! "
" BeCAUSE Vegeta, Goku is my HUSBAND. " Chi-Chi said, aggrivated.
" But he CAN'T go home with you, we were, umm, sparing. You like to spar, don't you
Kakorot? " he smirked evilly as Goku backed away.
" Please sir, don't make me go back into that room, PLEASE! " Goku coward back.
" Since when does my Goku call YOU "sir"! " Chi-Chi growled, " AND WHAT DID YOU DO TO
HIM TO MAKE HIM SO SCARED OF SPARING! He loves to spar! "
" I..do? " Goku blinked, confused.
" Of course you do! Goku look at what you're wearing! Do you THINK that "servants" wear
gi's! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" No, they don't,,,do they? " Goku said slowly.
" DON'T LISTEN TO HER KAKOROT! SHE'S LIEING! IT'S ALL LIES! " Vegeta screamed.
" Come on home with me Goku, I'll go cook you some rice. " Chi-Chi said soothingly, " And
you can have as much dessert as you want... "
" Umm, I.. " Goku stuttered.
" No Kakorot, THIS is your home. If you go with her she'll just strap you down & torture
you! " Vegeta cried.
" And how is that different from what you do to me sir? " Goku crossed his arms.
" YOU WERE TORTURING MY HUSBAND!!! " Chi-Chi roared as she held her frying pan over her
head & ran towards Vegeta.
" EEEEK! " Vegeta screamed in a little girl voice as he ran an unintentionally trapped
himself in a corner.
" NOW I'VE GOT YOU! " Chi-Chi grinned evilly.
" KAKOROT SAVE ME!! " Vegeta wailed, then noticed Goku tip-toeing out of the house,
" KAKOROT! WHERE ARE YOU GOING! COME BACK! DON'T LEAVE ME ALONE WITH HER!!!!! KAKOROTTTT!!! "
" I think it's starting to rot. " Piccolo said, sniffing the air as the duo continued on
towards capsule corp., Gohan with the large, now dead, shark over his shoulder.
" No it's not! " Gohan said, " All fish smell. It's natural. "
" And that would explain the large swarm of flies hovering over it. " Piccolo raised
an eyebrow, then stopped & stared at a small group of trees up ahead, " Did you hear something? "
" Mr. Piccolo, we don't have time, we have to get this thing to Dad! " Gohan said, then
broke into a sprint, " Come on! We don't have time! " he shouted, nearing the trees up ahead.
Piccolo noticed a pair of glowing eyes behind the tree, " GOHAN! LOOK OUT! " he screamed
as Gohan noticed the eyes in the bramble next to him.
" WAH! "
" MASEKO HA! " Piccolo shouted as he blasted the trees, causing them to collapse onto the
figure, who cried out in pain.
Gohan's eyes widened as he shown a flashlight onto the figure, which came into view,
" MR. PICCOLO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! "
" Huh? " Piccolo walked over to Gohan.
" YOU KILLED DADDY!!! " Gohan yelped as Piccolo recognized Son Goku, who layed beneath
the trees.
" No, I can still sense his ki, let's get him back to his house. " Piccolo said as he
picked Goku up.
" That's strange. " Gohan said.
" What? "
" I thought Vegeta had him acting as his servant or something, why would Dad be all the
way out here alone? "
" Maybe that blow to the head knocked some common sense into him. " Piccolo suggested.
" Mr. Piccolo, you couldn't knock common sense into my dad if you hit him with a two-ton
anvil! " Gohan exclaimed.
" Oh...right. "
" AHH! AHH! AHH! " Vegeta screamed as he rushed about the house, an infuriated Chi-Chi
inches behind him.
" COME BACK HERE YOU SPINELESS LITTLE BAKAYARO! " Chi-Chi yelled in a demon-like &
unusually deep voice, then looked about the room anxiously, an evil grin engulfing her face as
she noticed a curled up, shaking figure in the corner of the kitchen, " Ahh, there you are. "
she continued in the same voice, " Vegeta..I wonder where you could be. " she mocked as she
crept up behind the prince, then tapped him slightly on the back.
Vegeta looked slowly over his shoulder, " Kakorot? "
" Wrong answer. " Chi-Chi cackled, then held her frying pan high above her head and
sent it downward as hard as she could, the unknown metal contacting with Vegeta's skull, causing
him to lose consiousness.
" There, I feel much better! " Chi-Chi said in her regular voice.
" Dad? DAD WAKE UP! " Gohan's voice cried from the darkness.
" Son Goku, did you her your son? " Piccolo's voice added as Goku slowly opened his eyes.
" Wha, where am I? " Goku said, dazed.
" You're home Dad. " Gohan said, " You DO know you're Dad, right Dad? "
" Eh? " Goku said, confused.
" OH NO! He still doesn't remember me! " Gohan wailed as Goku bolted up, sniffing wildly.
" Gohan, what's that melodious SMELL! " Goku grinned as he hopped off the bed.
Gohan continued sobbing, " It's just the rotting shark Piccolo & I caught for you, but
it's STILL no use, you're GONE! OH DADDY I WISH I COULD'VE DONE SOMETHING MORE AND--did he just
call me Gohan? " Gohan paused as Goku opened the door to the kitchen to see the large, rancid
fish on the kitchen table.
" OOOOOOOOOh, FISHY! " he grinned, then wiggled his fingers, backed up & made a mad leap
for the kitchen table, only to fall flat on his face. Goku looked behind him to see Gohan holding
onto his legs.
" OH DADDY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH! I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONE FOREVER!!! " Gohan cried, " It
was so horrible Dad! You had amnesia and Vegeta tricked you into thinking you were his slave and
he made you do such terrible painful things it was so hard for me to watch it! I tried to help
and so did Piccolo but there wasn't anything we could do and-- " Gohan continued going on and on
about his story while Goku, who wasn't paying any attention what-so-ever, continued to inch his
way towards the kitchen table, sliding on his belly, unable to make use of his legs, which felt
like blood was rushing out of them.
" Must..reach..food! " Goku groaned as he continued onward.
" --and he had you attached to this huge dartboard and was throwing these sharp pointy
darts at you it must've been THIS long and he missed you thank Kami but then you asked him if he
wanted to try again and I was about to cry because I thought I lost you for good and--are you
listening to me Dad? " Gohan asked, then squnted his left eye as a chunk of fish flew in it.
Gohan let go of his father & sat up to see the entire shark, with the exception of its bones,
was now gone.
" DAD! YOU ATE THAT IN 3 SECONDS! " Gohan gasped.
Goku licked his fish-stained lips, " Mmm, nummy! " he grinned as Gohan hugged him.
" It's great to have you back Daddy! " he sniffled.
Goku looked down at the boy, confused, " You mean I was gone? "
Gohan sweatdropped, " Ohhhh... "
" VEGETA! " Goku shouted as he opened the front door to the Briefs house, " WHERE ARE
YOU! " he exclaimed.
" Goku? " Chi-Chi said, rushing over to her husband.
" CHI-CHI! " Goku grinned, then squeezed Chi-Chi tightly, " Oh Chi-Chi!Cooker of my food,
giver of my nurishment, feeder of my stomach! " he sighed happily.
" You forgot "wife". " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
Goku smiled, " THAT TOO! " he said, hugging her tighter, then noticed a limp body
sprawled out on the kitchen floor, " Wha, what's that? " he pointed to the figure. "
" Nevermind that. " Chi-Chi smiled, " I'm just glad to have you back Goku! "
Goku's eyes widened, " Is that..VEGETA! " he zipped over to the unconsious saiyajin no
ouji, " OH MY GOD! YOU KILLED VEGETA...who cares. " he poked Vegeta slightly.
" Ohhhh, " Vegeta groaned, then opened his eyes to see Goku grinning stupidly at him, &
to Goku's surpise, he didn't get his front teeth punched out, " What're you smiling at? " Vegeta
asked, confused.
" You Vegeta. " Goku answered.
" Ve--who? " Vegeta said, bewildered, " Who's Vegeta? "
Goku's grin turned into a smirk, " Nobody's. "
" Then, who am I? " Vegeta asked.
" YOU, are my new, short, little buddy Veggie! " Goku grinned, " We're friends! "
" We..are? "
" Course we are! " Goku said, helping Vegeta up, Vegeta gawked at how much taller Goku
was than him.
" Wow, you're, large. " he gulped, at a loss for words.
" Yup! That's cuz I like to eat! Do you like to eat Veggie? " Goku asked.
" Umm, I don't know, do I like to eat? " he looked around the room at Chi-Chi, Gohan, &
Piccolo.
Goku winked at Gohan, who chuckled, reading his father's mind, " Yeah, of course you do,
who doesn't. " he added.
Goku grabbed Vegeta's arm, " Come on little buddy, let's go fishin! "
" Fishin? What's "fishin"? " Vegeta asked innocently.
" Don't worry, I'll teach you! " Goku said proudly as he dragged Vegeta out the front
door and headed in the direction of the lake.
Piccolo smirked, then walked slowly after them.
" Mr. Piccolo? Where're you going? " Gohan asked.
" I'm going to watch, it'll be worth the price of admission. You coming? "
Gohan smiled, then shrugged, " Why not! "
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8:11 PM 3/7/01
The End
By: Chuquita
Next: I have two ideas for my next fic, but I'm not sure
which one I want to use. The first one involves Chibi Veggie-Chan
accidently sending himself into the future using one of the machines on
Bejito-sei; chibi Goku, Raditz, & Nappa need to bring him back before Vegeta's
parents find out. Chibi Vegeta also meets up with his future self, Goku, and the
rest of the group and finds out a few startling surprises of his own. Will Chibi Goku
be able to bring his friend back? Does Chibi Veggie want to come back? And why is Nappa
losing his hair?
The second one's about a villain (who I have yet to decide upon)
who captures Bura and says he'll give her back if Goku & Vegeta fight him.
Unfortunately Vegeta gets sick so the Z senshi have to send in an alternate for him;
the villian refuses to fight anyone but the two saiyajin, so the others
need to trick the villain into believing Veggy (the android from my first fic)
is the real Vegeta. Will they be able to pull it off? Will Veggy even want to fight?
Reviews are welcome- ^u^ Chuquita