The Ultimate Year (Part 6)~
By: Harriet Potter
A/N: I'm back! More of the usual (i.e.,perverted stuff!), and maybe even a little bit of a plot!
***
"Harry..." Hermione started, face pink with embarrassment, "did Malfoy just see me pointing my wand at your...you know?"
Harry looked down and bit his bottom lip. "Yeah, I...I think so."
Hermione slapped her hand to her forehead. "Good Lord! I cannot believe this! Harry, we almost just..." she looked around, "did it."
Harry immediately looked up. "Who..who said we had to stop?" he asked innocently.
Hermione's eyes grew large. "Harry, think logically! All of the people in the room next to us know what we were doing! I mean, Draco Malfoy even..." She was cut short by Harry.
"Herm, it's your birthday. Who cares what they think?" Harry said, once again innocently.
Hermione smiled. "Well, that's true and all, but...oh, let's wait until tomorrow night, okay?"
Harry nodded vigorously and smiled. It was more than he had expected.
"But I do have a plan. It would be pretty funny, too," Hermione said with a large grin. "Watch this."
With that, she walked up to the door and let out a huge moan. Harry's mouth dropped, then he burst into laughter.
"Herm! That's hilarious!"
So Harry got off the bed and pulled up his shorts and boxers securely. He walked over to the door and stood beside Hermione.
"Go on, Harry." she said playfully. "Get into it."
Harry opened his mouth, stomach shaking with laughter, and groaned loudly. He could hear the loud voices coming from the other room stop abruptly, then burst into laughter.
"Listen to Potter go!" Malfoy said loudly from the other room.
Hermione grabbed Harry's arm to keep from falling down with laughter. Then, she opened her mouth once again and started grunting. Harry followed suit and began moaning even louder than before.
***(Next Morning)***
"Good morning, everyone!" Harry called loudly as he walked into the main room where everyone besides he and Hermione were enjoying breakfast.
Everyone's attention immediately turned from whatever they were doing to Harry, who was standing up straight with the hotel robe on.
"Well, look who's here," said Ron, holding in a grin. Lavender, who had been sitting on top of Ron, jumped off of him and approached Harry.
"Have a good night?"
Harry smiled mischievously. "What do you mean?" he asked in a bad attempt to act.
"Harry Potter, you and Herm went at it for two hours in there last night! Don't you act like you don't know what we're talking about!" said Ginny, who had Seamus Finnigan on one arm, and Draco Malfoy on the other.
Lavender looked at Harry. "Don't mind her, she's gotten a little cocky on us. We think she experienced a threesome last night with Seamus and Malfoy."
She winked, then tilted her head towards the three of them sitting on the couch. Malfoy was putting grapes in Ginny's mouth, while Seamus was giving her a foot massage.
"I see," said Harry with a grin. "And what does Ron have to say about all this?"
Lavender blushed. "I think that I've done a pretty good job of distracting him, if you get my drift," she said, biting her bottom lip. "Don't you think you'd better go wake up Hermione?" she asked, changing the subject.
"Yeah, I guess your right. Oh," he said, changing the subject right back, "Ron looks like he could use some 'distracting."
Lavender rolled her eyes, then walked over towards the stove and pointed her wand at a pan of frying bacon, mumbling, "uffico". With that, the stove turned off, and the pan of bacon flew up into the air for a few moments, then settled on the counter top.
Lavender then turned toward a cabinet and said, "Accio platter!" At that moment, a large plate flew out of the cabinet and moved toward the bacon. As she continued to maneuver her wand, the pan turned over and dumped the bacon on the plate. Lavender walked over to the plate of bacon and picked it up.
"Bacon, anyone?" she asked.
***
"I have to do some shopping today," Ginny said as she twirled her hair up into a messy bun with her wand. "Hermione, it's your birthday. Don't you want to treat yourself to something nice?"
"Yeah, whatever." Hermione said distantly. She was busy putting anti-frizz potion on her hair.
Ginny smiled at her as she examined her hair in the bathroom mirror. "You know I didn't really have a threesome last night, don't you? I'm guessing that Harry told you I did."
Hermione finished doing her hair and set her wand down. "You were in a threesome?"
Ginny looked startled. "Oh, I guess Harry didn't tell you. I was kind of surrounded by Malfoy and Seamus last night."
Hermione's mouth dropped. "Malfoy?"
"At least I have an excuse. After Parvati left, I...um, I was left to deal with Malfoy due to...um, circumstances, and then I couldn't let Seamus down, you know? So I just sort of chilled with both of them. But no threesomes, I promise," Ginny said with a smile.
Hermione, however, wasn't thinking about threesomes. "What do you mean, you had to deal with Malfoy because of circumstances?" she asked with a raised eyebrow.
Ginny grinned. "Well, we had to keep him happy some way or another. After all, he's paying for these rooms. Or at least he is after I get done with him."
"So that's how you're doing it!" Hermione exclaimed. "Paying for the rooms, I mean," she said quickly. "Not doing it with Malfoy."
Ginny smiled and pulled on her jacket. "C'mon, Herm. I think you've had a little too much excitement for one day. Let's go shopping."
***
"Hmm...where to next?" Lavender asked as she, Ginny, and Hermione walked through Daigon Alley, shopping.
"I say Gladrags Wizardwear," Hermione said casually, trying not to attract the attention of the other two girls. She didn't want them to know that she really wanted to impress Harry with a new set of "exuberant" bras and panties.
Lavender caught on. "I see, I see. So, what your saying is that you want to buy bras as your birthday present to yourself?"
Hermione blushed. "Uh...yeah?" she said sheepishly.
Ginny was now getting what was going on. "Hermione, what exactly do you have planned with Harry tonight?"
"Dinner." Hermione replied.
"Then..." Lavender prompted.
"A nice movie."
Ginny rolled her eyes playfully. "What next?"
"We drink a little, talk a little, and go to sleep."
"I don't think so." Lavender said bluntly.
"What else would we do?" Hermione asked innocently,
"Oh, Herm. Don't forget that I saw you last night with Harry. It's not everyday that you point your wand at Harry's..."
"Okay!" Hermione cried. "So we'll probably do a little fooling around tonight! Can we shop for underwear now?"
Ginny burst into a fit of giggles and Lavender winked and took Hermione's hand, leading her towards Gladrags Wizardwear.
They walked into the entrance, and Hermione's eyes nearly popped out of her head. The most eccentric kind of underwear muggles had were edible underwear. What they had in the "Intimate" section of this store made edible undies look almost innocent.
"Look, Hermione," Ginny said as she pulled down a set of zebra print bra and panties. "It says on the tag that if Harry decides you aren't good enough in bed, he can just tap the bra with his wand and you'll turn into a zebra!"
Lavender laughed. "Wouldn't take my chances on those, Herm," she said with a wink.
"Uh!" Hermione said as she rolled her eyes. She looked around and noticed all of different kinds of lingerie. There were bras with little spouts that shot out whipped cream, honey, or chocolate syrup. There was an assortment of dragon-skin thongs, and even a sale on Saran-Wrap bra and panty sets.
"I've found it!" Ginny announced loudly, then signaled to a bra that had little snitches that looked as though they would barely cover an ant. She also held the panties, which was simply a broom in the front and a string in the back.
Hermione blushed scarlet. "Um...Ginny? Have you lost your mind?"
Lavender, however, smiled. "They're perfect! Harry will love them!"
Hermione sighed. "I think that we'd better move on to the next store. C'mon guys, I want some ice cream, too."
Ginny was whispering something in Lavender's ear, then looked up. "Yeah, go ahead. I really want to check out these boob-enhancing bras, so you and Lavender go ahead. I'll catch up."
"Are you sure?" Hermione asked.
"Of course!" Ginny said reassuringly, and Hermione and Lavender walked out the door.
***
"Where are they?" Ron asked for the hundredth time of the day.
"Ginny said they were going shopping," Seamus said loudly, so that Malfoy would here that Ginny had told him something.
Malfoy turned from the movie he was watching and narrowed his eyes. "Yeah, Finnigan, she mentioned to me that she was going shopping too. She said that she'd buy me something," he added proudly.
Seamus looked defeated. "Uh...yeah, well, she told me that too, Malfoy!" he said, unable to think of anything else to say.
Malfoy nodded. "Sure she did, Finnigan," he said sarcastically. "Now, Potter, recap your night for us, if you will. Finningan might could use some tips. Or maybe I could just write a book about how girls like to come after me with whips and shit. That might help you out too, Finnigan."
Harry smiled and attempted to laugh. He then turned to Ron, who was lounged in his chair and eating a piece of bacon.
"I've got to talk to you," he said seriously.
Ron put down his bacon and looked concerned. "About what?" he asked quietly, so that Seamus and Malfoy, who were still bickering, wouldn't hear him.
"It's about...Hermione."
Ron smiled. "Now that's a surprise. So, what has this problem got to do with?"
Harry looked down and blushed. "Oh, you know..." he started.
"Hmm...let me just take a stab here," Ron said. "I bet that you and her decided that you're ready to do the big nasty, and..."
"Who's talking about the big nasty?" Malfoy interrupted. Ron had spoken too loud.
"Oh, we were just talking about how amazing it was that you got Parvati to do all that stuff with you last night, and Ron here was just saying that he bets she would have done the big nasty with you. That's all." Harry said quickly.
Malfoy stared for a second, then smiled. "Yeah, well I guess I just have a way with the ladies." Then he turned back toward the television.
"Hmm...anyway, where were we?" Ron asked. "Oh yeah, you and Herm. Okay, is it about sex?"
Harry nodded slowly.
"And you don't know what to do, right?"
Harry nodded again, then quickly launched an explanation. "I mean, I know how to do most everything, except actually doing it. And I don't want to disappoint Hermione on her birthday."
"Just a question, Harry, but didn't you know what you were doing last night? It sure sounded like it." Ron said.
"Ooo...long story."
***
"We want our little sex-hound to look just right for her big night, so Hermione, just take a seat, if you will." Lavender said.
Hermione obeyed, and sat down in front of the hotel mirror with her robe on.
"Now," Lavender continued, "we need to apply seductive make-up."
"Lav, this is just a birthday date, not a porno." Hermione said with a smile.
Ginny giggled. "Well, if you just set up a video camera, it would make a hell of a porn, I'm sure."
Hermione jokingly hit Ginny, then turned back to the mirror.
"Just make me look nice, okay? And from what I understand, Ginny and you have some impressing of your own to do. I plan on fixing you two up."
Lavender and Ginny both grinned, then Lavender swept her wand over Hermione face and hair. Hermione's face suddenly lit up, and her hair was sleek and smooth, with blonde highlights and glitter on her neck.
"There you go. And we put your special birthday present in the drawer over there." Lavender said as she pointed to a chest of drawers on the other side of the room.
"You guys didn't have to!" Hermione said. "Can I open it yet?"
Ginny shook her head. "Don't open it until you and Harry are alone, okay?"
"I guess so," Hermione said.
***
"Come on, Seamus and Malfoy!" Ginny yelled so loudly that Hermione was sure the whole hotel could hear.
Almost instantly, Seamus and Malfoy came hurdling down the stairs, answering to Ginny's beckoning call.
"I'm...here." Seamus panted.
"Good. Let's go." Ginny said forcefully, and the three of them walked out the door.
"Bye!" Lavender called after them. "Have fun!"
Ginny stuck her head back into the door. "We will!" she nearly whispered.
Lavender looked down at her watch. She'd better tell Ron that it was time to go.
She walked briskly up the stairs and into Ron's room. Ron and Harry were sitting on the bed, obviously in deep discussion.
"Worked out your game plan yet, Harry?" Lavender asked.
Harry smiled. "I hope so."
"Well, Ron. I think it's time to go." Lavender said.
Ron stood up. "Let's go then. I want to eat at a muggle restaurant."
Lavender took his hand. "That'll work. See you later, Harry. Good Luck!"
Harry waved and went to look in the mirror. Shit, he thought, I'm so nervous! Just then, however, there was a wrap on the door. He walked across the room to open it and found Hermione standing in the threshold.
"Hey, Harry," she said calmly.
"Why, Hello Hermione. What is on the menu for dinner tonight?"
"Umm...I kind of burned it, so I thought we could order in. Is that alright?" She asked.
"That's fine. What do you want to eat?" Harry asked.
"Chinese."
Harry smiled. "Interesting choice. Chinese it is. You want some wine?"
Hermione giggled. "This is so funny! It's like we're...old or something!"
Harry couldn't help it. He laughed too.
***(2 hours later)***
"Have some shrimp, won't you?" Hermione asked properly before rolling on her back, bursting into laughter, and kicking her feet in the air.
Harry laughed too, then picked up some rice and shrimp with his chopsticks and putting it in Hermione's mouth. He missed and it spilled on her.
This only made Hermione laugh even harder. "That's the third time tonight! We're drunk, aren't we?"
Harry smiled and nodded. "I think you're right. Want me to try that chopstick thing again to see?"
Hermione nodded spastically. "But if you mess up, we have to wrestle!"
Harry nodded in agreement. Then he picked up some rice and shrimp with his chopstick and attempted to put in Hermione's mouth. It looked as though he had it, then Hermione moved her mouth and it spilled.
"I just wanted to wrestle," Hermione said seductively, then killed the act by laughing. "Let's do it on the bed so we won't break anything." She took Harry by the hand and led him into the bedroom. She laid him down on the bed, then jumped on top of him.
The wrestling lasted about three minutes until it evolved into kissing. That's when Hermione remembered her birthday present that she was supposed to open.
"Hold on a sec," she whispered to Harry. "I gotta get something."
She ran to the drawer that Lavender had pointed to earlier that day and opened it. She pulled out a white box. When she lifted it up, she knew immediately why they had made her wait until she and Harry were in bed to open the present.
"What is it?" asked Harry.
Hermione looked around frantically. "Uhh...nothing at all. It's empty! Yeah, it's empty!"
Not even Harry, tipsy as he was, bought that. "Let me see it. Please?"
Hermione couldn't resist as Harry made his puppy dog eyes. She slowly pulled out the bra and panty set with the snitches and the broomstick out of the box.
"I love it!" Harry exclaimed. "Put it on! Put it on!"
Hermione blushed, and she slowly walked to the bathroom and put on the panties and bra. When she walked back out of the bathroom, Harry's mouth dropped.
"You look so hot!"
Hermione smiled and did a little catwalk all around the room. She climbed into the bed next to Harry, who threw off his Polo shirt.
Harry climbed on top of Hermione, went up her shirt, down her pants, the usual things. Just as they had done everything besides actually having sex, they heard the door downstairs close.
"Shit!" Harry exclaimed. "Let's just lock the door."
Hermione, however, shook her head.
"I don't want my first time to be foggy because I'm tipsy. Let's wait until we'll remember it."
Harry began to protest, then saw her point. "Yeah, you're right. You just stay in here, and I'll go back to my room. That way Malfoy won't see you." With that, he smiled, gave her a quick, hard kiss and walked out of the room.
Hermione closed her eyes and immediately began to regret what she had just done.
I was ready for it, she thought. I wanted to do it. Why didn't I?
Hermione closed her eyes and eventually dozed off. When she reawakened and looked at the clock what seemed like an eternity later, it was only 2:00. She squinted her eyes and looked for Ginny or Lavender, but didn't see any sign of either of the two. She wondered where Harry was.
Hermione got up out of bed and walked like a cat towards the door. She cracked it open and slid through, trying not to wake anyone who might be sleeping. As the lights from the city poured in through the balcony window, Hermione could see that everyone was piled up sleeping in the living room. Lavender and Ron were huddled together. Hermione was pleased to see that Seamus and Ginny were lying together, and Malfoy was sleeping in a recliner.
She suddenly realized that Harry was in his room alone, and that she really wanted to talk to him. She tiptoed through the mass of people and opened Harry's door. It barely creaked. She saw a head lift from the floor.
"Hermione?" Ginny asked groggily.
"Go back to sleep, Ginny." Hermione whispered, and Ginny's head fell heavily back to the floor.
She slid inside Harry's bedroom and closed the door behind her. She stood there for a moment, debating whether or not to wake up Harry. Harry, however, was already awake.
"Hermione?" he whispered.
"Hey, Harry," she said sweetly and softly. She still had on her snitch bra and panties.
Harry yawned. "It's so late. Could you not go to sleep?"
Hermione shook her head, even though she had dozed off. She could make out Harry's smile in the light that shone through the window.
"Neither could I," he said.
Hermione cleared her throat. "I was...uh, thinking," she said awkwardly.
"About tonight?"
"Yeah, about tonight." Hermione said.
"I'm sorry, Herm, I should've realized that it wasn't the right time, and..."
"No, Harry. I came to tell you that I'm not tipsy anymore." Hermione interrupted.
Harry's eyes widened. "What are you saying?" he asked.
Hermione smiled. "That I'll remember whatever we do right now."
***
"Get up, Hermione! We're going back to school," Ginny called. Hermione looked around to see that she was back in her own room. Then she remembered that Harry had carried her back in there after she had fallen asleep in his bed last night. She also noticed that she was in her regular pajamas.
As Hermione walked into the living room, she saw everybody's bags piled up, but didn't see Malfoy.
"Where's Malfoy?" she asked.
"Downstairs paying for the room," Ginny said with a wink.
Hermione smiled. She wasn't about to get fixed up for a three and a half hour broomstick ride, so she twisted her hair up into a messy ponytail with her wand. She wandered into her room and began pointed her wand at her bag. All of her things suddenly flew into it, neatly organized.
"I'm ready!" she called to the rest of the group as she sat on the bed next to her bag. Ron walked through the door and began to carry her bag. He suddenly stopped.
"You know what, Herm?" he asked.
"What?"
"Late last night I could've sworn I heard somebody perform the Protectinitus Charm. Strange dream, don't you think?"
Hermione grinned. "Real strange dream, Ron. Real strange."
A/N: More of the usual, I know. Hope you like it! More of a plot next time! I want you to email me and tell me what you think should happen! As always, thanks to everyone who reviews! I appreciate it!