Wufei's Jealousy
A Wufei fic, obviously

Warning: A lot of yaoi

This is my first Gundam Wing fanfic.
Wufei fans, please don't kill me.
Personally, Wufei's my favorite, too.
He's slightly ahead of Duo. When
you read this, you will realize
how ironic that is, especially since I'm
like, in love with them.

Now for a little copyright info.
I didn't create Gundam Wing, so I
can't take credit for these marvelously
gorgeous five teenagers.

Wufei stared wistfully at the picture of him and Duo, taken right after they beat up a few Mobile Suits. He'd never been so very happy since the time he spent with Duo.

The five Gundam pilots were together again, this time leading normal lives attending school. At least, they *were* attending school, but today was the first day of summer vacation. The five of them had already decided to go on a camping trip.

"The school's providing the essentials," Heero had told them, a glint in his eye. It was always nice to know that the school was always so *generous* to let them have room and board for free, and would even go so far as to buy them anything they would want.

Someone knocked on his door. Wufei quickly hid the picture under his pillow.

"Hai?" he called to the person at his door.

The door opened, revealing the long haired cutie with the name we all know and love, including (or should I say "especially"?) Wufei.

"Hey, Wufei!" Duo said cheerfully. He went over to Wufei's bed and went into his famous position with his arms behind his head, oblivious of Wufei's expression. "Man, packing sure takes a lot out of
you."

"Depends on how much you're packing," Wufei said neutrally, sitting on his pillow to protect his
picture.

"Geez, what's with you and Heero? It's not *my* fault that my idea of essentials differs from yours! How do you expect me to survive without my manga, video games, and hair brushes?!" He yanked the end of his braid. "Do you realize how *hard* it is to keep this nice? Beauty comes with a price, you know!"

"I bet it does." Wufei didn't look happy for some reason. Duo, as usual, was so laid back he didn't notice. "So when'd you talk to Heero?" Wufei asked him casually. He hoped.

"He helped me pack."

Wufei almost growled.


Wufei paused and looked at the car,

"Isn't that kind of small?" Duo asked.

"Yep. You're the lightest, so you have to sit on someone's lap. Not mine, I'm driving," Heero replied.

All Wufei could think about was how he was going to make *sure* Duo sat on his lap.


Wufei kept peering over his shoulder, making sure Duo wasn't getting cozy while sitting on Trowa's lap. He tried to remember how he had been tricked into sitting in the front seat with Heero, but the argument about the seating arrangements were still hazy. Wait a minute! That's right! Quatre, using his dazzling intelligence, had tricked him into it:

"Well," Duo began, scratching his head. "I guess I could sit on Wufei's lap." Wufei inwardly rejoiced while he kept his face void of expression.

Heero didn't seem to like that idea for some reason. "Nope, not on Wufei's lap."

"Why not?" Duo asked him, baffled.

"Because...um...it's too small!" he said smoothly.

"Okay. So I guess I'll sit on Trowa's."

"What?!" Quatre asked worriedly.

"Well, if Wufei's lap is too small, then Trowa's is the only logical choice."

"Did I hear you say 'logic'?" Heero asked him, teasingly.

"Well," Wufei began, "I'm sitting in back, too."

"Who said we're sitting in the back?" Duo asked him.

"You're sitting in the back," Quatre and Wufei said forcefully. "And I'm sitting next to you." They glared at each other.

"Hey, Wu Fei," Quatre began persuasively, "is that a picture of Duo that Heero has in his car?"

"What?!" He quickly went over to the passenger's door of the car and opened it.

Quatre, who had come with him, quickly pushed Wufei into the car and slammed the door. He then sat in the back seat behind him, ignoring his shrieks of injustice.

Yes, Quatre's dazzling intelligence, all right.


The only consolation Wufei had was that he knew Quatre wasn't about to let Duo and Trowa even *think* about doing anything together.

Duo looked up, saw Wufei looking at him, and grinned disarmingly.

Wufei started in surprise and turned away to look out his window.

He didn't look back for the rest of the trip and didn't offer any conversation, either. This left all the talking to Duo and Quatre, obviously.


"Let's stop here," Heero said, the first words to come out of his mouth since they left the school.

They had been hiking up this mountain for six hours, nonstop (hey, they're Gundam pilots!) The five of them looked around, deciding what they were going to do.

Heero began gathering firewood, Trowa took out the cooking utensils, Wufei climbed a tree to watch for any people that might sneak up on them (force of habit), Quatre began unpacking the blankets, and Duo plunked down on the ground and fell asleep.


The sun had set, Wufei dozed in his tree. He had long ago taken off his jacket and draped it over *his* branch.

Trowa sat by the fire with Heero, trying to figure out how to use something that vaguely looked like a coffee pot. Quatre sat under Wufei's tree, staring at Trowa.

"Do you think you could hurry up with that?" Heero asked, his coffee mug beside him.

"Do you want to help me?" Trowa asked in return.

This was the first conversation since they decided to stop. After this, Trowa and Heero must have been awfully worn out from exercising their mouths after this.

Duo rolled over, a devilish grin on his face. Wufei had a vague notion that he wasn't asleep.

Quatre apparently didn't realize that, because he grabbed a blanket, and with his adorably sweet smile, tucked Duo in.

"Aaahh," Duo said mischievously, "Thanks, Quatre, I was getting cold." He put his head on Quatre's lap. "This is *much* better than that rock I was on."

Wufei glared at Quatre, who had laughed and began petting Duo's hair. Trowa and Heero didn't notice; they were too busy trying to figure out how to use the strange coffee pot.

"I think I found the lid," Trowa said, turning it over.


The next morning, Heero sent Wufei ahead to look for the next clearing for camping. Wufei grumpily complied, muttering about "injustice."

"We need more supplies," Quatre told the rest of them. "Heero, Duo, go back to the car."

Duo grinned at him. "You just want to be alone with-"

"Shut up!"


Duo and Heero were hiking to the car when the blue sky suddenly turned an ominously gray. Small raindrops pattered down on them, at first lightly, then gradually increased until the two bishonen were completely drenched.

"Hey, Heero! Let's stop here!" He pointed to a large tree. "I don't think it's such a good idea to stay out here."

"Did I hear you say 'think'?"

"Shut up." They moved underneath the tree.

"Why can't you follow you're own advice?"

"Stop trying to outsmart me."

"You're right. I should try to challenge myself."

Duo ignored him and started to take off his shirt.

Heero glared at him, trying to hide how flustered he was. "What are you doing?"

"You're wet; I'm wet. Wouldn't it be a good idea to take these off so we don't catch cold?"

With a glint in his eye, Heero asked him, "Did I hear you say 'good'?"

Duo blushed.


Wufei mentally kicked himself as he continued to look for Duo. How did he ever let Heero convince him to go look for firewood?

Wufei walked, oblivious of the rain. Suddenly, he heard two very familiar voices.

"So, how'd the coffee taste anyway?"

"Shut up. How were we supposed to know it wasn't a coffee pot? It was from the *school's* supplies."

"Makes you wonder how it got there, doesn't it?"

"I don't really want to know."

Wufei silently moved to a large tree and peeked around it. On the other side stood Heero and Duo...UNDRESSING!!!!

Injustice........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

Unforgivable..............................................................................................................................................................

Duo and Heero, not noticing that they had an audience, continued to converse.

"You do realize that we left *Quatre* and *Trowa* ALONE with that thing," Duo said to Heero with unnecessary emphasis. "Man! I hope Wufei doesn't accidentally walk in on them!"

Heero didn't respond.

Seeing the perfect opportunity, Wufei decided to walk in. He did, to the amazement, and embarrassment of the braided one. Heero, on the other hand, appeared to have fallen asleep.

"Geez! What're you doing here, Wu-man?"

"Don't call me that. When I arrived at the campsight, some instinct told me not to go into the camp."

"Was it hanging on a tree, about 3'x 4' (heh, 3x4), and written on it in black ink where the words said, 'Wufei, you do *not* want to come into camp!'?"

"No, I didn't believe that one. It was the one *after* that made me not go in."

"Let's see.... Which one was that?" Duo wondered, scratching his head. "I made twelve altogether."

"It said, 'Believe me, Wufei! Quatre and Trowa are *alone* in there!' I figured I should listen to you." That and the fact that Heero and Duo must be alone somewhere else, but he didn't say that.

"Ooohhh, poor Wuffie almost saw something bad!"

"Don't call me that."




End part one.

Well, what do you think? Please r&r! Flames, anything is welcome! But if you have something stupid to say, like 'Yaoi store=ies suck,' or something like that, please don't bother. I'll only laugh at you.