Truth or Dare
Chapter 2
"What Kind of a question is that?" Goku yelled, "Yes I have" Chi-Chi replied, "What kind of an answer is THAT?" Goku yelled again, "Alright, who was it?" Yamcha said dumbfounded, "No way, it is only one question in a turn, I pick Krillin." Chi-Chi said, Yamcha put up a hand as if to say something, but nothing came out, "Oh boy, Alright Dare." Krillin said, "Steal a cop cruiser and joy ride in it for 10 minutes." Chi-Chi said, and so Krillin left the room and the next thing any one hears is sirens and Krillin flying by the place in the car, screaming "Yeeehhhhaaaaa!!" About 15 minutes later Krillin came running back in. Panting and glued to the wall next to the door he said, "I was here the whole time." Then he just started laughing, and the others finally got the joke and laughed, even Piccolo.
"I pick Piccolo. Truth or Dare?" Krillin asked, "Truth" Piccolo responded, "Let me think." Krillin said tapping the side of his head, "I got it! Who is it that you like?" Krillin asked, "Well it's Marron, she and I had a little fling after the fight with Garlic Jr." Piccolo said, and Krillins head just hung there, and then he jumped at Piccolo, "That's it green man, let's go." Krillin yelled lunging at Piccolo, but Yamcha grabbed his foot and dragged him back to where he was sitting. "Easy big fella." Yamcha said patting him on the shoulder, "Well fine, I pick Chi-Chi. Truth or Dare?" Piccolo asked,
"Truth." Chi-Chi answered, "Alright who other than Goku have you slept with?"
Piccolo asked, "Well I hate to say this, but Master Roshi." She said, and everyone's jaws hit the floor, "What do you want from me? Master Roshi and Yajirobe, were the only ones who were left after everyone else left. So, I mean I have needs Goku." Chi-Chi said, "Well I guess Master Roshi and I are even, because all of his magazines are at the bottom of the ocean." Goku reasoned. "So Chi-Chi, you're up. Who are you gonna pick?" Goku asked, "Bulma, Truth or Dare?" Chi-Chi asked, "Dare." Bulma responded wearily, thinking of what she may have to do. "Take Krillin into the other room, and show him how to show a lady a good time." Chi-Chi dared her, "Alright, let's go chrome dome." Bulma huffed as she started to walk away, "Dare I refuse that offer? Excuse the pun." Krillin said as he followed her, 7 minutes past and they walked out, Bulma very dazed and Krillin just smiling.
"So how was it? You dog you." Gohan joked elbowing Krillin as he sat down. Krillin just kept smiling at Gohan, and Bulma just kinda collapsed next to Piccolo. "I take it you had a nice time." Yamcha sneered at Bulma and he turned his nose up at her. All Krillin said was "Never underestimate the power of the short."
A few days later, Gohan and Yamcha double dated, Krillin and Bulma were very close other than around Vegeta, and Goku was still pissed at Chi-Chi. "How could you sleep with Roshi? I mean that man is so---- old, and just--- old." Goku shivered as he got a mental picture of this event. Krillin walked into the house, and saw Goku and Chi-Chi standing there toe to toe, yelling at each other. "Oh great" he whispered to himself, "ALRIGHT, that's enough." Krillin yelled, "Goku, you and Chi-Chi have been married for years. You had a son together, and right now you should be worried about the important things, like who is going to wait up for Gohan when he gets home from his date!" Krillin joked trying to soften the mood, however, if looks could kill, Goku and Chi-Chi would be serial killers. "Okay then, I am going to leave now, in hopes that I live to see tomorrow." Krillin said, and then he flew off. "Do you think we will be alone for a while now?" Goku asked seeing Krillin leave. "I hope so. So come here you big lug." Chi-Chi ordered warm heartedly, as she wrapped her arms around Goku.
One week later, Goku, Gohan, Chi-Chi, Krillin, and Yamcha all met up at Goku's house. "So how were your dates?" Krillin asked lifting his eyebrows. "Well, mine went fine. But Gohans not so much." Yamcha said, "Ya see, Gohans date had a boy friend already." he explained, "So, the girl met Gohan at the restaurant, with the other boy friend. She said that he attacked her bare butt naked." Yamcha went on, "So the boyfriend attacked Gohan, and then it just got ugly. Gohan really tore the dude up, but before you get mad Chi-Chi, it was all in self defense." He concluded, and so the five just talked and laughed, and Bulma blushed every time Krillin looked at her.