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Shorties

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[I Love You]

Nuriko: Oh, Hotohori, LOVE YOU!
Hotohori: That's what you think...
Nuriko: Duh
Hotohori: Ok, if that's what you think....*cough*fag*cough*
Nuriko; I do think that....*cough*loser*cough*
Both: *glare*
The End

[I Love You....not]

Miaka: I love you, Tamahome!!
Tamahome: You didn't say it like Nuriko did.
Miaka: I LOVE YOU!
Tama: Who?
Miaka: YOU!
Tama: Me?
Miaka: YUP!
Tama: Stop yelling!
Miaka: OK!
Tama: Bye, I don't love you *loves*
Miaka: THAT'S OK!!!
*ceiling collapses on Miaka*
The End

[Too Young]

Chiriko: Hey Mitsukake... I love you.
Mitsukake: ?! Aren't you a little young?
Chiriko: Hai, but I love you.
Mitsukake: I could be arrested for assaulting a minor!
Chiriko: So?
Mitsukake: Um.....*runs away*
Chiriko: Bye. *dies of broken heart.*
The End

[I Slept With You]

Tasuki: Hey, Koji....I'm gay.
Koji: Really.... so you slept with me because you weren't gay?
Tasuki: Ano.... I did it cause I felt like it.
Koji: *lower lip trembles* You used me?
Tasuki: Yes.
Koji: Ok, bye...I love you.
Tasuki: Okie Dokie.
*leaves*
The End

[Threesome]

Cloud: Hey Tifa, wanna have a threesome?
Tifa: Sure, with who?
Cloud: Me, you, and Vincent.
Tifa: Ok!

The End

[I'm Gay]

Quatre: Hey everybody! I'm gay!
Everyone: Cool! So are we!
Quatre: Neat, want to have an orgy?
Everyone: Sure!
*loud noises* (after orgy)
Quatre: Hey everyone.... I'm not gay.
Everyone: Cool! We aren't either!
Duo, Heero, Quatre, Trowa, Wufei, Trieze, Zechs: The why did we do what we just did?
Trowa: Dunno....
*stare*
The End