Disclaimer: I own nada....don't you feel sad for me? Don't you wish to donate thousands of dollars for my cause? Didn't think so.



[Big Pimpin']
Darien: Hello, I'm a pimp!
Serena and Luna: And we're his bitches!
*pimpin' noises*
The End



[What Are We Looking At?]

Gene Starwind: Hey, Gilliam... I lust for you!
Gilliam: Do you really?
Gene: Yes, I lust for you ass especially.
Gilliam: I have no ass.
Gene: Oh, then what was I looking at?
Gilliam: My breasts?
Gene: You have no breasts.
Gilliam: The what was I looking at?
Gene: Dunno.
*stare*
The End

[Tacky Tuxedos]

Sailor Moon: Tuxedo Mask!? Where do you get your tuxedos?
Tuxedo Mask: Las Vegas, whenever I spend two thousand dollars.
Sailor Moon: So that's why they look so tacky.
Mask: Yup.
The End



[Pie, that kills]

Farfarello: Mmmmm....pie!
Omi: Wait! I'm not done making it! It needs to cool!
Farafello: Haha! Forget you kid! I'm eating it!
*gets out knife and starts eating it*
Farfarello: Ow! It burns!
*dies*
Omi: No!!!!
*commits suicide by eating burning hot pie*
*Pan out*
The End



[An Alien? Maybe...]

Quatre: Hey Trowa.... are you a Latino?
Trowa: Maybe....
Quatre: European?
Trowa: Maybe....
Quatre: An alien?
Trowa: Maybe....
Quatre: Ricky Martin?
Trowa: Wha-?!
Quatre: *begins to dance to Ricky Martin's "She Bangs"*
Quatre: And THRUST those hips! Wahoo!!
Trowa: Nooooo!!!!

The End



[Hoo boy]

Ranma: Hey Happosai?
Happi: Yeah?
Ranma: I love you.
Happi: Really?
Ranma: No.
Happi: Oh, want some bras?
Ranma: Why?
Happi: Pure jack-off material?
Ranma: No.
Happi: Are you gay?
Ranma: Maybe....
Happi:With Ryoga?
Ranma: Tee-hee....maybe.

The End