S_M: Yet another sadistic creation from moi! If you have problems about any of these....who cares???!!!!



[Come and Kill Me]
Relena: Heeerrrroooo! Come and KILL me!
Heero: Hold on. Ok... done.
Duo: Oh yeah.
Relena: Are you coming?
Heero and Duo: Already did.(don't worry if you don't get this)
Relena: Kill me! You BASTARD! BITCH-FACE! WON'T YOU KILL ME
ALREADY?! YOU FREAKIN' WIMP!
Heero: *bang*
Relena: *dies*
Duo and Heero: Buahahahahahaha
Relena: Hahaha, you can't kill me.... I am IMMORTAL!!!!
Heero and Duo: Nooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!

The End



[What's down? I mean up, or down?]

Chichiri: Hey Chiriko.
Chiriko: Hey Chichiri.
*stare*
Chichiri: So, what's going up?
Chiriko: I think you mean, what's going down.
Chichiri: That too.
Chiriko: The sky.
Chichiri: That's up.
Chiriko: Screw you! Who cares!? *leaves and falls off of a canyon.*
Chichiri: That's down.

The End



[Little Teapot]

Hotohori: I'm a littl teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle and here is my spout.
When I get all steamed u-
Nuriko: Shhhhhh!!!!!
Hotohori: *on verge of tears* You don't like my singing?
Nuriko: .................................................................no.
Hotohori: DIE!!! * chops Nuriko into zillions of pieces*
Nuriko: *dies*

The End



[Moo!]

Trowa: Guess what I installed on Heavyarms?!
Duo. Dunno
Trowa: A siren, that way everyone will know when I'm coming!
Heero: But we don't want everyone to know.
Trowa: Uh-huh.
Quatre: Nuh-uh.
Trowa: Just wait and see, everyone will be very afraid!
Wufei: Whatever.
(Next battle)
Duo: Where's Trowa?
Heero: Dunno.
Quatre: Well, wait! What's that noise?

Moooooooooooo!!!!!

Wufei: It's a giant cow!
Duo: Help!
Quatre: Mommy!
Heero: Hold me!
Relena: Ok!
Heero: Where'd you come from?
Relena: Spandex Space.
*Bang, and Relena dies*

Mooooooo!

Trowa: Hahahahahaha...be afraid, be very afraid!

The End