As Time Goes By
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~As
Time Goes By~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Chapter 9: Woman needs man
and man must have his mate. That no one can deny.
Helga got to the bottom
floor and ran out of the apartment and threw open the door to be hit by the
same crisp and bitter air. Holding her red shawl together she hailed a checkered
taxi. She got in and the taxi sped off.
Back at the party, Phoebe
managed as much as possible to get the party back in order, at least for her
guests that weren't familiar with the previous two that made the scene.
The old group was sitting
in a group, trying to make sense of the large scene.
"Gee golly."
Stinky said crinkling up his nose, he looked in pain. Apparently his brain was
on over-drive.
"Well…that was the
last thing I expected." Nadine chimed in, trying to fill in the silence.
"Well, it would
explain her harsh treating of Arnold." Rhonda said. She looked at everyone
searching for answers, "Did anyone here suspect…? Harold?"
"No way! She went to
the 7th dance with me! …And didn't talk to me unless Arnold was
around…wait a minute…"
"Stinky?"
"Gawsh no. I thought
she liked me, on account of the whole paid boyfriend thing we did a while ago.
But alas, her heart belonged to another." Nadine looked jealously at
Stinky, "But now I have you darling…?" Stinky laughed nervously. He
pulled at his collar.
"Sheena?"
"Well, she did get me
to quit the school play, twice, Romeo and Juliet and Bugsy Malone. I
didn't even think she'd appreciate the sensitivity of those characters. And the
leading man was Arn… I think I get it. But at the time, no. I had no
idea."
"Sid?"
"Nope."
"Peapod Kid?"
"I have to say a
definite no."
"Eugene?"
"Not at all."
"Lorenzo?"
"Not a clue."
"Joey?"
"Hell no!"
"Patty?"
"Not really."
"Nadine?"
Nadine shook her head.
"Lila?"
"Yes."
The whole group gasped,
"YES!?!" Rhonda yelled shocked. Lila looked awkwardly at a throw
pillow.
"Well…I shouldn't be
saying this, but I guess everyone knows now. I gave her my part in Romeo and
Juliet because she admitted to having a crush on Arnold." The men chimed
in and explained how they had just found out Helga had admitted later on to
having a small crush on Arnold, but he assumed she had gotten over it.
"But I never thought
for a second that she was in LOVE with him."
Gerald had taken a very
shaken Arnold back into the previous men's quarters. Which was now in shambles.
Gerald motioned at the
couch,
"You better sit down
man." Gerald bit his lip in concern for his friend. "I'll get you a
glass of water." Arnold sat motionless.
Gerald went over to the
nearby bar and prepared a glass of water. He handed Arnold the crystal glass.
Arnold took a sip and just held the glass and stared into it, as if it would
answer him.
"So Arnold…well…what
are you thinking?" Gerald asked, trying to help as much as he could, but
he was bewildered himself.
Arnold looked sadly at
Gerald, he was bitterly confused.
"Thinking? I'm numb…I
don't know what to think." He replied.
Gerald scratched his head,
"Well try not to think, just talk."
Arnold took a sip of the
drink and slumped into the couch. "Where should I start?"
They were both silent for
a few minutes.
"Did you ever feel
anything unusual for her?"
Arnold took a sigh and
just stared into space.
"Many times."
Gerald was surprised by this.
"Wow…well when was
the first time?"
Arnold went into deep
thought and conversation.
"I don't know really.
Since I was little I always had a bit of a soft side for her. I mean, she had
the life that was all I ever wanted. Yet, I didn't realize how far off I was.
She always lashed out at me, I never knew why…but she hid such a vulnerable and
beautiful side. When I was younger, it fascinated me. Someone that from all appearances
seemed to be in the 'fourth grader world' to have the blackest heart out of all
of the school kids. Yet, she in reality was capable of many acts of compassion,
for whatever motivations. And surviving in her family is an amazing feat in
itself."
Gerald raised an eyebrow,
"How do you know so much about Helga?"
"I guess since she
was so mean to me, I got to know her better. Part choice, part intuition. I
mean, just look at all the hints she gave at us, almost as if she was screaming
that she was a good person, just with problems. She wasn't just a bully, she
was very artistic. Her performance in Romeo and Juliet was beautiful and her
transformation was incredible. She even tackled a more sensitive and demure
character in Bugsy Malone…"
"What about my question?"
Arnold sighed, "It's
hard… I was confused about my feelings when I was younger. I had this nagging
feeling…I questioned my motivations for wanting to know her better."
"Arnold my man,
you're not answering." Gerald was getting impatient.
"I guess the first
was at the dinner that Helga invited us to in 4th grade. She went to
all of that trouble to get out of paying, due to the mix up. Yet, she gave it
up and we washed dishes together."
Gerald laughed, "Ah
yes, I remember it well…"
"She was complaining,
and I told her I thought that she did a really nice thing, I sprayed her with a
bit of water at her and winked at her. She was smiling, but she hid it. She did
look pretty cute in the dishwasher outfit." Arnold laughed.
"Hey when did you
turn into Cassanova?" Gerald asked teasingly. Arnold laughed.
"I was flirting
wasn't I?"
Gerald smacked him with a
throw pillow. "You can't even get your own feelings through that
thick…that thick…football-headed skull!"
They both went silent with
the reminder of what just happened.
"Well…was there
anything else?"
"There is a lot…that
dance we shared at the 8th grade dance. I still don't know where my
date had gone. I couldn't figure out why she'd want to dance…and with me
anyway."
"Well now you
know…"
"Yes, I guess I do."
Arnold said softly. "I had a dream once…you know the time I was supposed
to visit Arnie. I went to visit, and everything seemed to be reversed. All of
the groups personalities and features were switched. Yet, not everything was
reversed. The version of Lila was flirting with me unrelentingly. Yet, she
wouldn't leave her boyfriend, Arnie. I lost interest in her constant
persistence anyway. I realized that this wasn't the opposite of Lila, it was
her. It was her manipulative nature exaggerated. There was another interesting
character as well. It was Helga, only her name was Hilda. In the dream I ran
into her reciting poetry on the sidewalk, while looking at the moon."
"Reciting
poetry?" Gerald cut in, "That's a side I haven't seen."
"Oh I have."
Arnold continued, "I was always at Mr. Simmons school poetry nights, one
time Helga tried to disguise herself in a trench coat and hat, just like the
one we used to see her wearing on the way to the medical building. I didn't
know it was her, but she recited some beautiful poetry. I remember one of her
poems.
I protect myself from my
under-bearing family.
I protect myself from the other kids.
I protect myself from everything I can.
Just not this.
It's hard to describe the tie that binds my tongue.
I try not to
But I know I will eventually let go.
What is it?
That makes it so hard?
That makes me drawn to you?
I guess it's because no matter what,
you truly care
And even though sometimes I don't want you to be,
You're always there.
I'm not ready yet,
But I will be and I'm waiting for that day
Because I can't Protect myself from this.
She tried to run out
afterwards, but I had to congratulate the author. She tried to run out. But I
got to the door first, she ran so fast her hat fell off Helga saw me and pushed
me out of the way. Anyway, as far as the dream goes. I ran into the dream Helga
and I immediately was smitten. She was everything I thought that Helga was on
the inside. Kind, thoughtful, insightful, creative…everything. Except for the
part about her being goofy for Arnie."
Gerald smiled, "Man,
I need to learn this guy's secret. Well…we can talk about the past forever but
what is most important is, what happened tonight?"
The group continued on the
interrogation. Rhonda continued, brushing her raven-black hair casually, not
expecting an answer.
"Brainy?"
"Uh…yes." The
group gasped, yet again.
"You…how…did…?"
Stinky asked. Brainy sat his drink down, "Well…I used to be in love with
her."
"You what?" The
group said in unison.
"Uh…yea. I used to
follow her everywhere she went, and when she wasn't around the group, she would
go aside and take out a heart-shaped locket with a picture of Arnold in it and
recite poetry to it."
"And you didn't try
to get him out of the picture?" Lorenzo asked.
Brainy shook his head,
"You can't change these things…I know…"
Sid chimed in, "Did
she still this after she told Arnold about her crush…and supposedly got over
it?"
"She never stopped,
she didn't even let up…Poor dense Arnold…" The group laughed.
"Tonight?"
Arnold repeated, "I don't even know…"
Gerald slyly smiled,
"You seemed to be pretty smitten. You ruined my carpet."
Arnold laughed. "She
shocked me. She really is beautiful…" Arnold said trying to hide his
embarrassment. His cheeks were beet red.
Gerald got up to find a
bowl of chips, "Yea but what about the whole balcony scene. You two were
talking for at least two or three hours."
"Aw, we were just
catching up."
Gerald rasied an eyebrow,
"Sorry, that's more
than catching up."
Arnold sat up defensively,
"Well you know, we talked about so many things, art, movies, theater,
television, politics, everything. She really is fascinating."
"What about this
near-kiss I've heard so much about?" Gerald asked, sitting down with a
bowl of pretzels.
Arnold nervously scratched
his head, "It…I…we..."
Gerald looked
disapprovingly at his friend, "Cut the crap, just tell me what
happened."
"W-w-well…Everyone
was looking at us oddly, and Harold was mocking us. Helga said, 'Jeeze why does
everyone seem to think we're in some sort of romantic entanglement?…'"
"And you said…?"
Gerald said, trying to get Arnold to continue.
"'What's so wrong
with that?' Y-y-you know, I was trying to build her self-esteem up."
Gerald rolled his eyes at his naive friend, "Then she said 'What are you
saying?' I started to explain…and…and…we were..."
"About to kiss."
Gerald finished his sentence. The room went silent with realization.
"Gosh, this was the
same thing that happened Grandpa and Grandma…" Gerald gave his friend a
hug.
"I'm really sorry
about that man." Gerald teared up a bit.
"It's okay."
Arnold replied softly, "Grandpa hit 93 and it was inevitable. Cancer gets
everyone by then. Grandma really couldn't live without him. She went just a few
weeks after him. It was very peaceful though, they weren't in pain." He
wiped a tear away, "Grandpa's last piece of advice was for me to never eat
raspberries and find someone like Grandma, and never let her get
away."
Gerald looked up at his
friend, "So don't."
The group continued,
"Phoebe?" Nadine asked
"I plead the
fith." She replied, trying to escape the group. Rhonda took her arm,
"Not so fast."
"You knew too?"
Phoebe looked torn,
"Well, she never said anything until after the 'confession.' But yes, I
always knew. It is not that inconceivable. It was fairly obvious. Arnold
certainly 'played the game' as well, so to speak."
The group started talking
even more, all agreeing that this was obvious. Sheena was heard above the
others, "Well I think they were meant for each other."
This was one thing the
group could agree on.
"Gerald, I don't
think I-I-I…" Gerald grabbed his arms,
"Arnold. Get a hold
of yourself, Helga's turned you into a stuttering idiot." Arnold just
sighed.
"Maybe you're right.
I…I just want to be there for her like no one else is. But what if she
won't…"
"Then she won't, but
never give up. Remember what Grandpa told you." Gerald reassured his
friend.
Arnold finally knew the
words to put to his feelings, his eyes grew wide in realization.
"I really …Gerald I
really think I…"
"I know." Gerald
looked knowingly at Arnold.
"You did? Then why
did we bother talking so long? You could have just told me that!" Arnold
was a bit hysterical.
"Well," Gerald
said, taking his friends shoulder and walking towards the door. "Well you
see, if we hadn't talked so long, you would have to be at the airport for 2
hours, and we wouldn't want that, now would we?"
Arnold looked confused, he
was.
"The airport?"
Gerald walked him out the
door, into the next room where the heated discussion suddenly stopped. Gerald
took Arnold's jacket off the rack and handed it to him. Arnold still couldn't
figure it out.
"Now, the next plane
for Los Angeles is in two hours. So you have an hour to get there and the usual
hour to wait…"Arnold finally understood, he gave Gerald a huge hug. The
others were listening in and stood up and started to clap with approval.
"Hey, Arnold. Save it
for Helga okay?" Arnold laughed. "Now Romeo, get off your ass and go
get Juliet." The room roared with approval as he ran out the door.