The Sexy Song: R2 Strikes Back!
A/N: It turns out that the Sexy C-3PO song was a big hit in the FOUR reviews it got out of the THIRTY-SIX readers, in it's first few hours up. I'm ASHAMED of you people! Oh, well. Although it IS true that the only recognition Threepio gets is being an annoying droid, I do NOT think he is sexy. I'd just like to thank Amy Solo for giving poor Artoo, who, as she suggested, is probably jealous, a little bit of thought. Thanks, Amy! So, here it is! The sequel to The Sexy C-3PO song, R2 STRIKES BACK! Oh, yeah, as a post script: I KNOW all R2 does is beep and boop, but this is a translation.
I'm too sexy for holograms
Too sexy for holograms
Leia ain't good enough for me.
I'm, too sexy for Kenobi
Too sexy for Kenobi
Luke and Threepio.
And I'm too sexy for Dagobah
Too sexy for Dagobah
Green muck don't suit me.
'Cause I'm a cute little droid, If you know what I mean
And I'm loved by all the people
Yeah, all the people, all the people, yeah
I am loved by all of the people.
Too sexy for holograms.
Too sexy for Threepio.
Too sexy for Dagobah.
I'm a cute little droid, if you know what I mean
And I'm loved by all the people
Yeah, all the people, all the people, yeah
I am loved by all of the people.
I'm too sexy for some farm
Too sexy for some farm
Uncle Owen can't have me.
I'm too sexy for holograms,
Too sexy for holograms,
Leia ain't good enough for me.
And I'm WAY too sexy for this song. I've outdone, thee, Threepio!
ANOTHER A/N: I loved spell checking this, because everytime Threepio came up a suggestion was therapy! LOL! Sorry. So, the droids are even now, right? What if I do the destroyer droid next....TELL MEH! P.S. When I spell check droids it says DORIS! LMAO!
A/N: It turns out that the Sexy C-3PO song was a big hit in the FOUR reviews it got out of the THIRTY-SIX readers, in it's first few hours up. I'm ASHAMED of you people! Oh, well. Although it IS true that the only recognition Threepio gets is being an annoying droid, I do NOT think he is sexy. I'd just like to thank Amy Solo for giving poor Artoo, who, as she suggested, is probably jealous, a little bit of thought. Thanks, Amy! So, here it is! The sequel to The Sexy C-3PO song, R2 STRIKES BACK! Oh, yeah, as a post script: I KNOW all R2 does is beep and boop, but this is a translation.
I'm too sexy for holograms
Too sexy for holograms
Leia ain't good enough for me.
I'm, too sexy for Kenobi
Too sexy for Kenobi
Luke and Threepio.
And I'm too sexy for Dagobah
Too sexy for Dagobah
Green muck don't suit me.
'Cause I'm a cute little droid, If you know what I mean
And I'm loved by all the people
Yeah, all the people, all the people, yeah
I am loved by all of the people.
Too sexy for holograms.
Too sexy for Threepio.
Too sexy for Dagobah.
I'm a cute little droid, if you know what I mean
And I'm loved by all the people
Yeah, all the people, all the people, yeah
I am loved by all of the people.
I'm too sexy for some farm
Too sexy for some farm
Uncle Owen can't have me.
I'm too sexy for holograms,
Too sexy for holograms,
Leia ain't good enough for me.
And I'm WAY too sexy for this song. I've outdone, thee, Threepio!
ANOTHER A/N: I loved spell checking this, because everytime Threepio came up a suggestion was therapy! LOL! Sorry. So, the droids are even now, right? What if I do the destroyer droid next....TELL MEH! P.S. When I spell check droids it says DORIS! LMAO!