The Count of Monte Cristo: Harry Potter Style part III


a/n Sorry it took so long. This story is R/H and H/H. Read the other parts to get the plot.


Hermione was awoken by the dawning sun. She was laying in bed, next to her husband of 18 years, Ron. Every morning she did the same routine. Got up, took a shower, and woke her son up. Her son was 17 now and was on his own. "What am i doing here?" she asked herself every morning. She had never dreamed of marrying Ron. After a year with no sign of Harry, Hermione broke down and Ron propsed. Ron walked into the room sleepily. "Morning hun.' Ron said. "Hmm" Hermione answered back. She sighed, Ron was her true savior.

"We have got an appoiment with the Minister at 3:00" Ron said. Hermione put her hands on her hips, "I don't like him, he is a mean spoiled old man." Ron glared back, "He's rich and important, thats all the matters." (Way ooc for Ron).

Harry strolled down the street in a new cloak and hat. He removed his scar, so no one would recognize him. He walked into the Daily Prophet's office. "Hey" he told the reporter. "I've got a cover story for you.' he said with a smile.


RON WEASLEY IS A FRAUD.

"aaaauuuggh!!" Ron screamed as he read the paper. The article was on how he came from a poor family and cheated his way to the top. It was true, but Ron didn't want anyone to believe it. "They probably wouldn't anyway." he muttered to himself. "But if they do." he said raising his voice. "I'm RUINED" he screamed.


Harry sat in his pad enjoying the newspaper article. He put his name (The Count) and address on the article to complete his revenge. Ron would come over, hopefully with Hermione. When he did, Harry would reveal all to Hermione. Revenge was going to be sweet.


A loud knock on Harry's door startled him. "Time to work." he muttered. He answered the door, not to Ron but to his son holding the newspaper. "Who do you think you are!!!" Ron's son yelled. "The Count of Monte Cristo" Harry said. "Well Count, you have ruined my father." Ron's son screamed "Well Mr..." Harry started. "Call me Dave." Dave said with a mean look in his eye. "He brought it on himself, before you were born." Harry said, standing his ground. "This is absurd!!" Dave yelled. "i am planning to defend the honor of the Weasley name." Dave fumed "I challenge you to a wizard's duel." Dave yelled. "Accepted" Harry said with a certain pride he hadn't had in years.


"To the death." Dave said.

"To the death" Harry gulped. He hadn't planned on this...


TO BE CONTINUED

a/n again sorry it took so long. I apologize to all you Ron fans. I didn't intentionaly make him the bad guy. The bad guy in the story is Dantes' freind, so you see it worked. R/R please.