All around the world I can make time

All around the world I can make time

Rompin' and a stompin' cause I'm in my prime

Born in the north and sworn to kill ya

Cause I'm known as the Muggle-killer

I try not to whine but I must warn ya

That I don't like people to fail me, yeah

Littl' Potter baby said hallelujah

Good god boy I wish I'd killed ya

I know I know for sure that Potter ain't gonna live long in this world

I know I know it's you I've got big plans to kill ya, yes I do

Eat your heart out cutie cos I like to say

I've killed the Potter boy, so now what's for today?

Yeah, the mega killing curse, curse right in your face

I really can't stand ya so excuse my haste

Too long I had to hide I was too weak

But my presence my Death Eaters did not seek

But Barty boy was smart, he saved me, you see

And now I'm back kickin ass as I like to be

I know I know for sure that Potter ain't gonna live long in this world

I know I know it's you I've got big plans to kill ya, yes I do

Where you wanna go what you wanna be

Doesn't matter cos soon you're gonna face me

Takeover's started, countdown 3 2 1

Blastin' off the world, yeah sounds like fun

I've already come up with a great big plan

To wipe you slimy face off the world, yeah man

All around the world I feel dutiful

A world without Potter has got to be beautiful

I know I know for sure *dingdingdongdongdindondondondangdaing*

I know I know it's you * dingdingdongdongdindondondondangdaing*

Hey, Potter you're gonna suffer you think I'm not strong enough?

I've been around the world and am powerful as ever

I know I know it's you, I've got big plans to kill ya yes I do.

Disclaimer; this song is based on Around the World by Red Hot Chili Peppers. And, while I'm at it, the characters belong to J.K. Rowling, but everyone knows that so I usually don't bother.

People, buy Red Hot's album! It rocks! (Yeah baby)

And, thinking of Austin Powers, Dr. Evil is going to play Peeves in the Harry Potter film. Hence will Seth Green play Prof. Lupin, hence will David Boreanaz play Sirius? Hmmm, that's such a lovely idea. David Boreanaz as Sirius, oooooh! *giggle* J with the cute puppy eyes… dead appropriate.