"Briiiiiiiinggggg!" One day, everyone's favorite meatball head
woke up to the sound of her alarm clock. She got out of bed and realized Luna
wasn't there, which was very strange. Then she saw a note on the dressing
table. "Meet me at the new secret meeting place." The group had all
just decided to have a secret hiding place, because it was more hero like. She
got dressed and walked to the secret place, then pressed in the secret code and
entered through the secret doorway in the secret wall. All of the other scouts,
including the outers, were sitting around a round table, with Luna and Artimas
at one end, wearing cat sized army uniforms and holding a chalkboard. Every one
was chattering about what the meeting would be about, and how cute the cats
looked, until Luna raised up a paw for silence.
"Thank you all for
coming." Said Luna. "We have some important business to discuss. It
seems that we're having some budget cuts, and we may have to fire a few of
you."
"What?!" all of the scouts
cried. "You can't do that!"
"Technically, we can,"
stated Artimas, matter-of-factly. "First of all, all of the outers have to
go. You can drop off your uniforms in
my office."
Sailors Neptune, Uranus, Pluto, and
Saturn left.
"Secondly, we've calculated
that at least three of you will have to go." Luna said, pointing to the
notes on the chalkboard, and then at the remaining scouts.
"You'll draw straws to see who
gets to stay." Artimas said, holding out his paw to reveal five straws. He
walked across the table, and came to Jupiter first. She pulled out a straw.
"Yes! A long one!" she
cried, relived. Artimas came to Sailor Venus next. She pulled out a straw. It
was short.
"What?!" she screeched, as
guards appeared from no where and carried her away. " You can't get rid of
me! You need me!" The door slid shut behind her.
Sailor Mercury pulled a straw, and
found it short. Muttering under her breath, she stalked out the door.
"Next!" Artimas said
abrubtly. He trotted over in front of Sailor Mars and Sailor Moon, who were
bickering over who got to go first. "Girls! You can both choose at the
same time!" Artimas cried.
The two young ladies pause for a
moment, then started fighting over who got which one. Suddenly Luna blew a
whistle loudly. "CHOOSE!" She yelled. The girl silently grabbed their
straws.
"Yeah! A long one!" Said
Sailor Mars loudly. "I guess that means-"
"MINE'S SHORT!!" Screamed
Sailor Moon. "I CAN"T BE KICKED OUT! THE WHOLE SHOW IS NAMED AFTER
ME!!" The same burly guards that had dragged Venus away entered the room.
Just as they were about to grab Sailor Moon, the door burst open and the funny
little theme music for Tuxedo Mask played.
"Stop where you are!" he
said. The guards didn't stop, and started dragging her away. "No!!"
She screamed, kicking and balling her eyes out. "Where are you taking
me?!"
The guards gave an evil laugh. "Oh no!" She remembered the lava
pit under the hiding place that the cats had voted to put in instead of a
heating system.
The guards lifted her high into the
air above the pit and then-
"BRIIIIIIIIING!!" She woke
up to the sound of her alarm clock. "Whew!" She thought. "It was
just a dre-"
Then she realized that Luna wasn't
there, and she could just see a note on top of her dresser.
"AHHHH!!!"
The
End?