STAR TREK
chapter 2
Another chapter? LOL I just couldn't resist! By the way, I know this chapter's utterly useless. If you want a good suspenseful fic, click the back button and go find something else. Thanks!
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The credits roll nicely around the flying highwind. Why it is in outer space, we're not quite sure. Let's just remember that this is a fanfiction and we'll zoom in.
The bridge looks exactly like the one on Star Trek: Voyager, as we had a larger budget this time, and because the Highwind isn't exaclty built for space travel. In the captain's chair, sat Reno. But he jumped out of it like a scared rabit when Casey and Lila came into the room, the funky sliding door making that cool 'whoosh' sound.
"I still can't believe that Kari shot us out of the sky!" said Lila.
"Umm, we weren't IN the sky." said Elena. "We're in outer space."
"Kari shot YOU TWO, gee I wish that I could figure out why." said Rufus, "Sure wish it was me who'd done it."
"So how did we get off that dreaded planet?" asked Tifa.
Aeris' computer starts beeping. "Yay! I got mail!"
Casey gave Aeris a weird look, as she's supposed to be checking to see if enemy ships are coming and not email, but ignored it. "We just did. I'm too lazy to write it out, but we joined forces and built this ship out of Barney bones."
Cid looked around at the bridge. "Doesn't look like any &^*^%$ bones in here."
"So?" asked Casey. She stood sideways and held her head up, making a superdly dramatic pose "It's MY fic! Rufus, set a course for SQUARESOFTIA!"
Lila cautiously tapped her on the shoulder. "Umm, Casey? The cat blew up the planet, remember? We need another goal."
"Kill Kari! Kill Kari! Kill Kari!..." muttered Cloud quiely under his breath.
"I know!" said Reeve. "Let's kill curi!"
"What?" asked Lila.
"Noooooo!" said Cloud.
"Oh sorry, I guess I didn't hear it right." said Reeve.
"Hear what right?" asked Casey.
"Oh, nothing." said Cloud, and he twitched nervously.
"Riiiiiiight," said Reno, nodding his head slowly. "Why don't we drop off everyone who isn't fun, and go find a rockin' planet to part-tay at!"
"Ok!" said Lila as she stuffed Vincent into a trash compactor, and giggled as the little box was shot into space. She turned back to everyone, with an innocent smile on her face. "Who's neeeeeeeeeeeeext?"
Rude looked at Reno. " 'Part-tay'?" he whispered.
"I guess I got that from Lila." shrugged the red-head.
Cid cursed when he saw Rufus still sitting in the pilot's seat. "You know, I'M the pilot, it would make more sense if..."
"No!" said Casey. "He stays there and that's final!"
Rufus stuck his tongue out at Cid and spun around the the chair a few times.
"Hey how come I haven't gotten a line yet?" asked Barret. Deciding that this man was useless, Lila pushed him out the window in the front.
"Aw, ****." said Cid. "We're goners now!" But much to his surprise, the oxygen level remained constant.
Casey shrugged. "Just a bit of poetic license."
"Hey what is a poetic licence anyway?" asked Lila. Casey shrugged again while Reeve ran in with a new window. Lila looked at him with a smirk on her face as she was about to charge.
"No, Lila! We'll need someone to repair everything we destroy." said Casey.
"Can I kill Cloud then?"
"No."
"Crap."
"Hey can we go destroy Kari?" asked Cid. "After all, she DID send us to that ****ing hated planet and all..."
"Nah, I'm sure there's a law about killing her." sighed Cloud. "She'll always find a way to avoid us."
"Red Alert." said Tifa. "Some other ship is coming into view."
"They're hailing us." said Vincent.
"ATTACK THEM!" screamed Casey.
"No, I wanna see who it is." said Lila. "Reno, open a channel, cutie!"
The red-head nodded, and pushed a button at random. He just hit the 'open a channel' button, narrowly missing the 'eject the captain' button. A garbled yet irrisistably cute voice filled the room but only the ship could be seen on the screen."
"Ve are the Vurbies, you vill be assimilated. Resistence is futile."
Elena made a face. "See, Reno? THEY got it right."
"'Vurbies'?" asked Casey.
"They must mean the furbies." said Aeris.
"Ve...ARE....zee....Vurbies...." sang the voice. "Join us..."
"Aw, they're sooooooooo cute!" said Casey and Lila in unison.
"What a shame." said Rude as he innocent pressed a button. A small red beam flew towards the Furbie ship, and it shattered into many tiny pieces.
"Well that was hard." said Cloud. Lila turned and gave him an evil glare. He gulped. "Well, I'm going to run off and explore the ship. See ya!" He ran from the room with his tail between his legs.
"Since when did he have a tail?" asked Elena.
"That's just a figure of speech." said Tifa. "So are we going to get to the conflict sometime?"
"Are you frickin' saying that you WANT us to run into trouble!" asked Cid. "Frickin' *****."
"Don't say that!" yelled Lila and she then tossed him in the paper shredder. Rufus cheered happily.
"Red alert!" screamed the computer and the lighting changed to flashing red lights.
"There's your conflict." muttered Rufus.
"Attention, HIGHWIND crew! Lower your sheilds and let us in." said a voice.
"Mama told me never to talk to strangers!" said Casey with her tongue sticking out.
Pyro appeared on the screen. "Now Casey, I'm not a stranger."
"No, but you're just strange." said Reno under his breath.
"And why would I let you aboard?" asked Casey.
"Cause I've got Kari captive. If you want to see her safe return, hand over your ship." Pyro then pulled Kari into view. She was tied up with a gag in her mouth.
Lila and Casey burst into laughter while Pyro looked at them with a confused expression.
"Pyro, she just shot us down in the first chapter!" said Lila. "You can keep her!"
Kari's eyes widened and she mumbled a few incoherent threats.
Pyro shrugged. "Well, I still want your ship and the charactors. Hand them over!"
"Well, the ship's made out of Barney bones," said Elena "And if you want some of us, Lila's been leaving a trail all the way from Barney Land. Go collect them."
"No." His image dissapeared from the screen and a red beam of light emerged from his ship and hit the Highwind, sending the space ship hurling towards another planet.....
TO BE CONTINUED (Oh please just let this fic end!)
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I'm hoping that the next chapter will have more sense to it *snicker*. I entered these following authors in here:
Lila: READ HER FICS!
Princess Kari: My cousin. Read her fics too! She doesn't post very often, though.
Pyro Shirimasen: Evil! 'Nuff said.
Any reviews anyone? I'd greatly appreciate it!
chapter 2
Another chapter? LOL I just couldn't resist! By the way, I know this chapter's utterly useless. If you want a good suspenseful fic, click the back button and go find something else. Thanks!
--^-@-^--
The credits roll nicely around the flying highwind. Why it is in outer space, we're not quite sure. Let's just remember that this is a fanfiction and we'll zoom in.
The bridge looks exactly like the one on Star Trek: Voyager, as we had a larger budget this time, and because the Highwind isn't exaclty built for space travel. In the captain's chair, sat Reno. But he jumped out of it like a scared rabit when Casey and Lila came into the room, the funky sliding door making that cool 'whoosh' sound.
"I still can't believe that Kari shot us out of the sky!" said Lila.
"Umm, we weren't IN the sky." said Elena. "We're in outer space."
"Kari shot YOU TWO, gee I wish that I could figure out why." said Rufus, "Sure wish it was me who'd done it."
"So how did we get off that dreaded planet?" asked Tifa.
Aeris' computer starts beeping. "Yay! I got mail!"
Casey gave Aeris a weird look, as she's supposed to be checking to see if enemy ships are coming and not email, but ignored it. "We just did. I'm too lazy to write it out, but we joined forces and built this ship out of Barney bones."
Cid looked around at the bridge. "Doesn't look like any &^*^%$ bones in here."
"So?" asked Casey. She stood sideways and held her head up, making a superdly dramatic pose "It's MY fic! Rufus, set a course for SQUARESOFTIA!"
Lila cautiously tapped her on the shoulder. "Umm, Casey? The cat blew up the planet, remember? We need another goal."
"Kill Kari! Kill Kari! Kill Kari!..." muttered Cloud quiely under his breath.
"I know!" said Reeve. "Let's kill curi!"
"What?" asked Lila.
"Noooooo!" said Cloud.
"Oh sorry, I guess I didn't hear it right." said Reeve.
"Hear what right?" asked Casey.
"Oh, nothing." said Cloud, and he twitched nervously.
"Riiiiiiight," said Reno, nodding his head slowly. "Why don't we drop off everyone who isn't fun, and go find a rockin' planet to part-tay at!"
"Ok!" said Lila as she stuffed Vincent into a trash compactor, and giggled as the little box was shot into space. She turned back to everyone, with an innocent smile on her face. "Who's neeeeeeeeeeeeext?"
Rude looked at Reno. " 'Part-tay'?" he whispered.
"I guess I got that from Lila." shrugged the red-head.
Cid cursed when he saw Rufus still sitting in the pilot's seat. "You know, I'M the pilot, it would make more sense if..."
"No!" said Casey. "He stays there and that's final!"
Rufus stuck his tongue out at Cid and spun around the the chair a few times.
"Hey how come I haven't gotten a line yet?" asked Barret. Deciding that this man was useless, Lila pushed him out the window in the front.
"Aw, ****." said Cid. "We're goners now!" But much to his surprise, the oxygen level remained constant.
Casey shrugged. "Just a bit of poetic license."
"Hey what is a poetic licence anyway?" asked Lila. Casey shrugged again while Reeve ran in with a new window. Lila looked at him with a smirk on her face as she was about to charge.
"No, Lila! We'll need someone to repair everything we destroy." said Casey.
"Can I kill Cloud then?"
"No."
"Crap."
"Hey can we go destroy Kari?" asked Cid. "After all, she DID send us to that ****ing hated planet and all..."
"Nah, I'm sure there's a law about killing her." sighed Cloud. "She'll always find a way to avoid us."
"Red Alert." said Tifa. "Some other ship is coming into view."
"They're hailing us." said Vincent.
"ATTACK THEM!" screamed Casey.
"No, I wanna see who it is." said Lila. "Reno, open a channel, cutie!"
The red-head nodded, and pushed a button at random. He just hit the 'open a channel' button, narrowly missing the 'eject the captain' button. A garbled yet irrisistably cute voice filled the room but only the ship could be seen on the screen."
"Ve are the Vurbies, you vill be assimilated. Resistence is futile."
Elena made a face. "See, Reno? THEY got it right."
"'Vurbies'?" asked Casey.
"They must mean the furbies." said Aeris.
"Ve...ARE....zee....Vurbies...." sang the voice. "Join us..."
"Aw, they're sooooooooo cute!" said Casey and Lila in unison.
"What a shame." said Rude as he innocent pressed a button. A small red beam flew towards the Furbie ship, and it shattered into many tiny pieces.
"Well that was hard." said Cloud. Lila turned and gave him an evil glare. He gulped. "Well, I'm going to run off and explore the ship. See ya!" He ran from the room with his tail between his legs.
"Since when did he have a tail?" asked Elena.
"That's just a figure of speech." said Tifa. "So are we going to get to the conflict sometime?"
"Are you frickin' saying that you WANT us to run into trouble!" asked Cid. "Frickin' *****."
"Don't say that!" yelled Lila and she then tossed him in the paper shredder. Rufus cheered happily.
"Red alert!" screamed the computer and the lighting changed to flashing red lights.
"There's your conflict." muttered Rufus.
"Attention, HIGHWIND crew! Lower your sheilds and let us in." said a voice.
"Mama told me never to talk to strangers!" said Casey with her tongue sticking out.
Pyro appeared on the screen. "Now Casey, I'm not a stranger."
"No, but you're just strange." said Reno under his breath.
"And why would I let you aboard?" asked Casey.
"Cause I've got Kari captive. If you want to see her safe return, hand over your ship." Pyro then pulled Kari into view. She was tied up with a gag in her mouth.
Lila and Casey burst into laughter while Pyro looked at them with a confused expression.
"Pyro, she just shot us down in the first chapter!" said Lila. "You can keep her!"
Kari's eyes widened and she mumbled a few incoherent threats.
Pyro shrugged. "Well, I still want your ship and the charactors. Hand them over!"
"Well, the ship's made out of Barney bones," said Elena "And if you want some of us, Lila's been leaving a trail all the way from Barney Land. Go collect them."
"No." His image dissapeared from the screen and a red beam of light emerged from his ship and hit the Highwind, sending the space ship hurling towards another planet.....
TO BE CONTINUED (Oh please just let this fic end!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I'm hoping that the next chapter will have more sense to it *snicker*. I entered these following authors in here:
Lila: READ HER FICS!
Princess Kari: My cousin. Read her fics too! She doesn't post very often, though.
Pyro Shirimasen: Evil! 'Nuff said.
Any reviews anyone? I'd greatly appreciate it!