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(Note: the numbers inserted throughout the text are not typos. The numbers are leftovers from the excellent encryption program on the datapad containing Yané's diary.)
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Valorum has assured Padmé that he is sending two Jedi to help us get rid of the Trade Federation. Well, he didn't put123541 it that way, of course. But I'm not a politician or a diplomat and I hate the Trade Federation, so that's how I'm goi1138ng to say it. I just hope the Jedi are as good as Valorum seems to think. I'm pretty excited. I mean, I've never actually met a Jedi before and I wonder wha132348713t they'll be like. I can't wait to see their lightsabers, *if* we even get the chance. Padmé is hoping the situation can be re12323487862123695842265855solved without fighting.
Personally, although I can't admit this to anyone but my diary, I think a fight would be nice for a change. If anybody reads that, they'll probably have a fit. We Naboo are known for our peacefulness. But what's th122563325855e point of all the training we had on how to fight if we never use it? What is the point of having elite bodyguards disguised as simple handmaidens if you never use them?
It's a good thing I'm good at encr22664588yption, otherwise I'd always be afraid someone would find and read this and have me up for treason or sedition or something.
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(Note: the numbers inserted throughout the text are not typos. The numbers are leftovers from the excellent encryption program on the datapad containing Yané's diary.)
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Valorum has assured Padmé that he is sending two Jedi to help us get rid of the Trade Federation. Well, he didn't put123541 it that way, of course. But I'm not a politician or a diplomat and I hate the Trade Federation, so that's how I'm goi1138ng to say it. I just hope the Jedi are as good as Valorum seems to think. I'm pretty excited. I mean, I've never actually met a Jedi before and I wonder wha132348713t they'll be like. I can't wait to see their lightsabers, *if* we even get the chance. Padmé is hoping the situation can be re12323487862123695842265855solved without fighting.
Personally, although I can't admit this to anyone but my diary, I think a fight would be nice for a change. If anybody reads that, they'll probably have a fit. We Naboo are known for our peacefulness. But what's th122563325855e point of all the training we had on how to fight if we never use it? What is the point of having elite bodyguards disguised as simple handmaidens if you never use them?
It's a good thing I'm good at encr22664588yption, otherwise I'd always be afraid someone would find and read this and have me up for treason or sedition or something.
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