The Cloud Saga Part 2!!!!!
The same Cloud Saga you know and love! More humor, adventure, and lemons (erkk! Sour!!!)
(In part 2, Cloud and the gang have to slay Sephiroth)
(They are at the "meeting room")
Cloud: So…..how do you propose we slay Sephiroth?
Aeris: You're the expert, Cloud.
Red XIII: Maybe if we destroy North Crater with dynamite……
Barret: Yeh! Blast him and his jackass to hell!
Cloud: Good, good, any other suggestions?
Aeris: Well, Materia always works well.
Cloud: It most certainly does, doesn't it?
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZ……
Barret: Wake up, you lump of clay!
Cid: ZZZZ…hmm, what? Oh **^#$^*&$*&! Why the hell you have to wake me up??
Barret: We're havin' a meetin'!
Cid: Just blow that rotter up!
Cloud: The common way of thinking..
Vincent: I was thinking more along the lines of the torture rack…..
Cloud: moving on….
Yuffie: Let's steal materia!
Cloud: Anyone else?
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZ(stupid leader bastards)ZZZZZZZZ
Cloud: Well, I think that we should get some explosives and blow up Sephiroth.
Barret: HEAR HEAR!
Cid: WILL YOU KEEP IT DOWN???!?!!?!
Cloud: Sorry
Barret: Eh, jes' shaddap.
Tifa: Maybe then we'll be at peace
Barret: But remember, that *&$&*$ survived the apocalypse last time so I'm damn sure he'll be battle-hardened.
Cloud: Eh, so what?
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Red XIII: Let's go!
Vincent: I'm ready!!
Barret: Lemme jus' get drunk first
Yuffie: I'm out, I just wanna steal materia!
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ(hear voices)ZZZZZ
Cloud: Let's go!!!!!
(Everybody but Cid leaves)
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Later, everyone except Cid is at North Crater
Yuffie: I wanna go home!
Vincent: I still would like to use the torture rack….
Barret: Slop the(hic)pigs! Drop(hic)the **%^$&^(hic)mast!!!! Go to(hic)hell! Make(hic)the(hic)bed(hic)and(hic)do(hic)the(hic)POLKA!!!!!!(hic)
Red XIII: I'm ready
Tifa: Barret!!!!!
Aeris: (giggling)I'm ready Cloud!
Cloud: Alright, then let's go!!!!
Cid: Forget someone?
(the gang whirled around)
Cid: I wanted to make a cameo.
(Cid goes back to Midgar where he sleeps)
A Hell of a Lot of Miles to Midgar in the "Meeting Room" Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
(In North Crater, at Sephiroth)
Sephiroth: Cloud, you've returned……
Cloud: To Kill a Mockingbird……
Yuffie: He's a GOD, stupid!!
Sephiroth: Thank you
Yuffie: You're welcome
Sephiroth: Thank you for saying you're welcome
Yuffie: Thank you for saying thank you for saying you're welcome, and you're welcome for saying thank you for saying you're welcome to your thank you.
Vincent: Is that poetry?
Red XIII: Monet?
Tifa: He's a painter, dummy.
Cloud: (pulls out Buster Sword) I'll kill you! J Face Attack!
(Does 1 damnage)
Sephiroth: WWWWWWHHHAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAlemonHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAA!
Cloud: Omnislash!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Arrghhhhhhhhh!!!!!!
Cloud: Yay!
Sephiroth: TRANSFORM!!!!!!!!!
(Sephiroth, Godivolve to………….Bizarro Sephiroth!!!!!!!!)
Bizarro Sephiroth: Say goodbye!!!!!!
Cloud: I know what will rid of you!!!!
Bizzaro Sephiroth: WHAT?????
(Cloud grabs Aeris and kisses her)
Cloud: That, you filthy dirty bastard!
Bizarro Sephiroth: AAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
(Bizarro Sephiroth explodes)
Red XIII: A lemon killed Sephiroth! My god!!!!
Yuffie: Lemons……
Vincent: Sour……….
Cloud: Quit straying off topic!!!!!
(Aeris and Cloud kiss again)
Tifa:………………..
Red XIII: Let's celebrate!!!!!
Cloud: Bugenhagen!!!
Everyone but Tifa: BWAAAAAAAHHHAAAAHAAAAAAAHAAHHAAHAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
Vincent: Well, no torture rack
Yuffie: Cheese is good.
Aeris: Sandwiches are good.
Tifa:………………………….Cloud…..
Cloud: Tea is………what?
Tifa: Forget it……
Cloud: Tea is good……
Yuffie: Bugenhagen is good.
(Aeris giggles)
{And with that giggle, we do end part 2 of the Cloud Saga. Tifa seems like she swallowed a plot twist, Aeris swallowed a sweet lemon, and Cloud swallowed the entire Weapon shop after downing 3 hoagies. Anyway, with that giggle, we do end part 2 of the Cloud Saga.}