Lasagna 4: revenge of the rabbit.
By: Rogue8
Disclaimer: I own Cathy. Everyone except Hepzibah that's
Marvel's is Marvel's. Hepzibah is a girl that got me
mad. Scott's kids are based on my little brother and sisters.
Salad, Batwoman, Lasagna, and the Evil Rabbit-
INSANE BUNNY RABBIT!
OWW! OW! AHHHH! THAT HURTS!
-and the Insane Bunny Rabbit, are based on four of my friends. I
apologize ahead of time for the ending.
The x-men came back to the mansion after Jean, Jarrod, and
Bobby's funerals.
Wait a minute. Weren't they alive in the last story?
Batwoman asks.
Shut up! Cathy hisses at her. They aren't
supposed to know!
What do yah mean, story? Ah-
She didn't say story. She said, um, she said...insane,
why don't you tell them? Salad stammers.
SHE SAID STORY! the Insane Bunny Rabbit yells.
One of you is a writer?! NO! Help! Bobby yells.
Aren't yah dead? Rogue asks him.
Um, uh- LOOK, IT'S THE SAILOR SCOUTS! he yells.
Wolverine and Lasagna spin around.
Where? I don't see them!
Oh, my bad. Bobby says.
Professor? Magneto? What are you doing?!
uh...uh...OH MY GOD! CATHY HAS A LAPTOP! Magneto
yells.
Yo' be a writer? Gambit asks.
You're making coffee naked?! I-er, Cathy yells
as a distraction.
Scott runs into the room, followed by his kids.
HELP ME!
Kurt grabs him and teleports out. He comes back
a minute later, alone.
Where's Scott?
I took him to Sinister.
Was that necessary?
He gave me fifty bucks.
Salad walked up next to Bobby. Bobby takes a step to the side.
Salad takes a step to the side. bobby freezes her feet to the
floor and runs to the other side of the room. Where I'm
standing.
Y-you're the writer, right? he asks me.
I'm anything you want.
Could, could you write her out?
Anything for you.
Hepzibah walks up and starts flirting with Kurt. Batwoman has
steam coming out of her ears. Salad walks up to the Insane Bunny
Rabbit.
Hey, evil rabbit, could you distract Cathy for me?
YOU CALLED ME THE EVIL RABBIT!
I'M NOT EVIL ANYMORE! I'M INSANE! BATWOMAN, GET
THE RANCH DRESSING!
The floor falls out from under Hepzibah and Salad, and they fall
into a huge pool of ranch dressing.
There's a new death.
Everyone shrugs and walks into the kitchen.
Batwoman looks at Kurt.
I need a hug.
They hug, then he smiles and they port out.
Sinister materializes and drops Scott on the floor.
I can't take any more of him! And disappears
again.
Scott gets up and looks around. He stops at the kitchen table.
They have coffee! Scott yells in terror, pointing at
Cable and the ten kids sitting around the table.
Cable pulls out one of his big guns and destroys half of the
kitchen.
The kids all look at Scott and smile. It's an evil smile.
Before he can run they jump on him.
Can we watch Pokemon?
No way, Ryan. I wanna watch Digimon!
Bue's Cue's!
Professor x comes into the room. WHO SAID THAT?
All the kids step back from the two littlest girls sitting on
Scott's back.
Melanie did! Melanie did! Cable yells.
Come here, you two. Professor X says.
The two go over to him, and they all go into the living room to
watch TV. Jubilee follows them.
TELETUBIES?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wolverine walks into the room.
I'm gonna kill Jubilee!
I-I, uh...I just am!
Everyone nods.
Works for us.
They all go into the living room.
Jubilee has the remote, holding it just above Professor X's
head and laughing. Professor x is reaching for it, crying.
Make her turn off the teletubies!
Magneto lifts the roof off the building and floats in. He makes
the roof into a little box, and drops it on Jubilee's head,
crushing her.
Thank you! Everyone yells.
Bobby looks at me again. You said you're a writer?
Are you the one that went into my mind?
That thing you did...
I hit a key on my laptop, and the screen goes blank.
HEY! I can't see!
we both yell.