The Cloud Saga
Part 5
IT'S TIME FOR CLOUD AND AERIS' WEDDING!!!! UNFORTUNATELY, BARRET AND CID GET INTO THE WINE AND VINCENT JUST WON'T LET GO OF THAT DARN TORTURE RACK. SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!
(Cloud and the gang are at the meeting room)
Cloud: Wedding!!!! Yay!
Barret: Good going Cloud.
Cid: Yeah, you got a-OWW!
Barret: DON'T say it.
Cloud: I have called you here to say that Sephino and Sephiroth are still on the loose. He might come to spoil the wedding, so I'm hiding my buster sword under my tuxedo. I think you all should do the same.
Vincent: Can I bring my torture rack? I polished it.
Cloud: Oh, alright. Oops, I'm gonna be late for our wedding!
Yuffie: Cloud and Aeris, sitting in a tree-OWWW!
(Barret and Cloud threw books)
Aeris: Let's get going, MISTER groom.
Cloud: Let me fix my nose with the Automatic Nose Cracker…..eeee………(crack crack) aaaahhh…
Yuffie: Hee hee…..firecrakers…
Cloud: Barret, frisk her before you go in. I don't want any explosives.
(later, Cloud is waiting at the altar..)
Music: DA DA DA DA….DA DA DA DA….DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA DA
Aeris: Oh no, I forgot my seriousness shot! (giggles)
Cloud: Oh no……
Barret: BRAVO!(hic)bravo(hic)drop the(hic)anchor and(hic)ride em'(hic)cowboy!
Cloud: Damn…not now!
Justice of Peace: Do you, Aeris Gainsborough, solemnly swear to tell the whole truth, nothing but-oh wait, page 104…….ah here we are. Lemons….
Aeris: Sour…
Cloud: Don't stray off topic!
Justice of Peace: Aw, to hell with it, just kiss the bride and then I'll go home.
(Cloud kisses Aeris)
Cid: Good job Cloudy boy(hic hic)I knew you(hic)got the stuff! Go go(hic)girl…no(hic)boy!!!!
Barret: Jes(hic)shut(hic)up
Vincent: Maybe I'll go use this on some Shinra…
Sephino: SILENCE!!!
(everyone goes quiet)
Cloud: SEPHIROTH!!!!SEPHINO!!!! I'll get you(pulls out Buster Sword)Omnislash!!!
Sephiroth: Ouch!!!!!!
Vincent: Oh goody, I get to use my torture rack!!!!!
Barret: Im'(hic)goin' nuts! HEEEWWWW!!!
Cid: Whoa, control(hic hic)yourself man!
Sephino: Do you have a Charizard holographic first edit-WAAAAA!
Sephiroth: (grabs Sephino)let's go, bro…..
Cloud: Yay! We won!
Aeris: Yay!
Yuffie: Cloud and Aeris sitting in a tree-OWW!
(Cloud threw a book)
Yuffie: WWAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Cloud: Now, let's go back to our-AAAAH
*splat* (Cloud falls on floor)
Cloud: Nee to u noss craka…..(crack crack eeee snap!!!)
Aeris: EEK!
Cloud: Ahh…my nose feels good….wait! It's gone!
Aeris: AAAAH!
Cloud: AAAAH!
Cid: AAAAH!
Barret: AAAAH!
Vincent: AAAAH!
Red XIII: (slurp slurp)
Yuffie: AAAAH?
Cloud: Shut UP Yuffie!
Yuffie: Make me!
Everyone: SHUT UP YUFFIE!!!!
Cloud: Let's go to Seattle and visit the Space Needle!
Tifa: That's not in our world, dummy, we'll go to our Space Needle!
Cloud: Okay.
Later…
Floor 1
Floor 2
Cloud gets impatient
Floor 4
Floor 5
Floor Shit
Floor 7
Floor 8
Floor 9
Floor Barret finds out about wine he stole
Floor 11
Floor 12
Floor Barret gets drunk
Floor Cid gets drunk
Floor (hic)You got any cookies?
Floor 16
Floor 17
Floor Cloud goes Nuts
Floor Cloud! Stop that!
Floor 20
Floor 21
Floor Holy shit this is high
Floor 22
Floor I want out
Floor Damn
Floor 25
Floor 26
Floor 27
Floor Oh hell stop the ride!
Floor (hic)I'm(hic)sick
Floor 30
Floor Oh, good grief, I'm getting off!!!
Floor We'll come too
Floor 1
IN THE NEXT CLOUD SAGA, YOU'LL HAVE TO GET USED TO AERIS STRIFE, AND YOU'LL SEE SEPHINO BE DEFEATED FOR GOOD. BUT SEPHIROTH WILL ESCAPE!!!THAT'S NEXT TIME ON THE CLOUD SAGA!!!!!!