The Cloud Saga
Part 6
Yet another Cloud Saga! Vincent finally gets to use that torture rack of his, and Cloud…….well, he ate some hot dogs, threw up, and has been a better person ever since.
(the gang are having a meeting)
Cloud: Listen up, GI Final Fantasy People. Sephino and Sephiroth are on the loose and I don't want to have to crack my nose again! So, Vincent! Come forth.
Vincent: Hee hee. Torture rack time. Hee hee.
Aeris: I forget what cheese tastes like.
Red XIII: Lemons……..
Tifa: Sour…….
Cloud: Quit straying off topic!
Yuffie: La lee la la.
Cloud: How shall we shut Yuffie up today? Ah, I've got it(throws gum)
Yuffie: eeew! Gum in hair! Eeek! Gotta get it out!(rushes out)
Cloud: Phew. Now, Vincent, here's the plan, I'll disable Sephino, and you……torture him. Got it?
Vincent: Yup.
Barret: Cloud(hic)you're(hic)fly is(hic)open.
Cloud: Huh? Oh shit, yes! Now, where was I-Barret! You got drunk!
Barret: Yeah(hic)It's the only(hic)way I can(hic)kick(hic)the(hic) concience outta(hic)Shinra.
Cid: Least I did'nt get drunk………..ZZZZZZZZZ
Vincent: I have calculated that going at the speed he's going at, Sephiroth should be in cheeseland. But Sephino is in Bugenhagenland. Oh wait…….Nope, they are both in North Crater.
Cloud: Let's go get em!(everyone but Cid leaves)
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZ(hear nothing, that's damn good)ZZZZZZZZZZZ
Cloud: Now, let's see………I'll jump into the crater…..
{Cloud, you peabrain, you need to tell them that you're at the crater!!!!}
Cloud: Shut up, writer. Now…if I can(crack)get into(crack)hey, what's up with my nose!
{Bwahahahahahahaha!}
Cloud: Let's use the Super Duper Really Quick Oh Shit that Was Fast Teleportation Materia. Aeris, you got it?
Aeris: Yup!(giggles)
(suddenly, they are fighting the two mean guys who just loaded up on Twinkies and had gone on an eating spree.)
Cloud: HIYA!
Sephino: Ow! That hurt you big-WHOA!
Vincent: Hehe. Time to use my torture rack…………..
Sephiroth: Sephino!!!!!!!
SLASH!!!!!!!
Sephiroth: Oh my god! You killed Kenny! I mean Sephino! I'm splitting! See ya later Crocidaters! I mean ALLIGATORS! (teleports to Full House Set)
Full House Guy: Who the hell are you?
Sephiroth: I KNEW I should have taken that left turn at Albequerkie!!!
And so, the gang took Sephino's fat head back to the meeting room, as a souvenier. Vincent was chuckling madly. And, now, dear friends, we do end this day of play. Holy shit! What am I saying? Oh hell. BYE BYE! See you later!
On the next Cloud Saga, Aeris finds a way to go into the past. She gets a Materia orb, brings it into the past, and uses it to blast Sephiroth! However, the Sephiroth she blasted…….was a clone………….That's next time on the Cloud Saga!