The Cloud Saga
Part 8
ANOTHER CLOUD SAGA! CLOUD FINALLY SMARTS UP AND ASKS VINCENT TO USE HIS TORTURE RACK ON YUFFIE, THE REAL SEPHIROTH EMERGES, AND LEMONS GROW FROM THE GROUND. ICK!!!!!! SOUR!!!!!
(Cloud and the gang are in the "meeting room")
Cloud: Let's find out a way to ass-bump Sephiroth.
Barret: Jes' blow(hic)up the sorry(hic)boot(hic)bastard!
Yuffie: Hmm…let's see…I got THREE HUNDRED MAGIC MATERIA and 4 HUNDRED COMMAND MATERIA!
Cloud: that's it! Vincent, get the torture rack!
Vincent: Heh heh. Torture rack device ready!
Yuffie: I'll come back every Saga if you do that!
Cloud: This is'nt South Park, and you're NOT Kenny! But you're fat enough to be Cartman-VINCENT!
Vincent: Ready. I'll go in an alley.
Yuffie: HELP!
(they go out)
(Sounds of dismemberment can be heard)
(Vincent walks in, smiling)
Cloud: Okay now, how should we get Sephiroth?
Barret: Jes'(hic)play it by(hic)ass!
Cid: That's "EAR", dummybutt!
Cloud: Let's just use our weapons.
Aeris: Okay(giggles). Any lemons in this Cloud Saga?
Cloud: Yup.
Red XIII: Lemons…….
Vincent: Sour………
Cloud: Quit straying off topic!
Aeris: Let's eat first.
Cloud: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOOO!!!!!CHOW TIME!!!!!!!
(Cloud zips out, and they find him and the Insane Panda Chinese Food Restaurant)
Cloud: MMM…..
Waiter: Yoo goo sama tama lekko, mala foodo laya!(You jackass donkey, don't eat the whole restauraunt!)
Cloud: MMM……..Lo mein plate number 356, here I come!!!!!!
Tifa: I'll have the Moo Goo Gai Pan please!
Aeris: I'll take General Tso's Chicken!
Red XIII: Orange Juice.
Vincent: A Beer, and an order of Garlic Jr. Beef.
Barret: A(hic)%^^%*&&^good(hic)beer(hic)you son of(hic)a bastardy cow!
Cid: Just ignore his order and get me a sharp chopstick, you moody donkeybutt!
(later, in the crater…..)
Sephiroth: I'll get you, COWd Strife! BWAAAAAHAAAAAAHAAAAA(gets hit by boot)
Barret: Aw hell, I'm going to Candyland. Don't wait up!
Cid: We'll take a piss then meet you.
Aeris: I will win…….
Tifa: Anyone up for a good fight?
Cloud: I'm starving. When's dinner?
Sephiroth: HIYA!
Cloud: HO!
Sephiroth: HEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Cloud: HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
BOOM!
AND WITH THAT WE DO END-SHIT! BAD TIMING!
Sephiroth: Ugh……………..I……….am…….losing……………ENERGY……JUST KIDDING!!!!!!
Cloud: Huh?
Sephiroth: See you when pigs can fly!!!!
(cue Patamon's entrance)
Patamon: Hi! I'm Patamon!
Sephiroth: HOLY SHIT!
Patamon: Same to you!
Sephiroth: BYE!(goes away)
AND WITH THAT-OH DAMN I DID IT AGAIN!
Cloud: Now, to Candy Land!
(In candy land)
Cloud: (munch munch)
Tifa: (munch munch)
Red XIII: (munch munch)
Vincent: How uncivilized! (munchie munchie)
Cid: (munch munch?)
Aeris: Now for the lemons!
(Aeris grabs Cloud, throws him into an empty building, and follows him in.)
Cloud: (munch…..ow………munch…..ow)
Aeris: The lemons begin………..
Cloud: No, no! I wanna eat! Oh all right!
(door slams shut)
Cloud: Ick! The air is getting sour! OH NO! A MONSTER! AAAH! Oh wait, it's you Aeris! I'm sorry, It's dark! AAAH! Something knocked me to the ground!
Aeris: (giggles)Me!
Cloud: Oh jeez Aeris, let go!
AND WITH THAT WE'LL LEAVE EVERYBODY AS IS. CLOUD NAD AERIS ARE LOCKED IN A ROOM FILLED WITH THE SCENT OF LEMONS (NO, I'M NOT GOING TO WRITE ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON IN THERE!!! ) AND EVERYONE ELSE IS MUNCHING ON CANDY (WHICH CLOUD WOULD LIKE TO BE DOING AT THE MOMENT)