The Cloud Saga Part 9
HERE'S PART 9!!!!!!! IN THIS CLOUD SAGA, SEPHIROTH SUMMONS A HUGE PLANET CALLED OLIO TO CRASH INTO THE PLANET.
(the gang is at the meeting room)
Yuffie: What today, Mr. Cloud?
Cloud: I still can't believe someone revived you…..Oh well.
Yuffie: You mean……………you don't like me?
Cloud: Moving on……..
Yuffie: Ya dee ya daaaaaa………….
Cloud: Aeris, pass me those Chinese Throwing Socks. Thanks. HEEEEEEEEEYA!
Yuffie: Uh oh…….(gets hit with Chinese Throwing Socks)
Cloud: Now, what shall we talk about?
Barret: Where were you(hic)and Aeris(hic)while we(hic)were(hic)eating in Candyland?
Cloud: Uh………next topic………
Yuffie: OOH!
Cloud: Shut UP!
Yuffie: Cloud and Aeris, sittin' in a-OOF!
(Throwing Socks hit Yuffie)
Yuffie: Meanie! Hmph!
Cid: Aeris, you got yourself a good one? Was he-OOF!
Vincent: Cloud, why you-OW!
Red XIII: I don't get-OOOOOH!
Barret: Uh, I(hic)think-OUCH!
Tifa: I'm glad you're happy, Cloud………………..yet I'm still feeling-OUCH!
Aeris: Cloud, let's tell them about how we-
Cloud: AERIS!!!!!!
Aeris: Sorry(giggles)
Yuffie: Well, I'm sure you had a GREAT time. Huh Cloudy?
Cloud: Grr………..CHINESE THROWING SOCKS HURL! HEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: EEK! OUCHIE WOWCHIE!
Cloud: Let's get serious.
Barret: Okay!(hic).
Cloud: Sephiroth has set the planet Olio on us!
Cid: Blow him and his hunk of stone up, dammit!
Cloud: Let's find him.
(the ceiling breaks)
Sephiroth: Hi.
EVERYONE: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAbastardAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAlemonsAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Sephiroth: (draws Masamune) Die.
Cloud: Huh?
Sephiroth: Good to see you.
Cid: WHAT THE ****????
Sephiroth: DIE FOOLS! (lunges with sword)
Cloud: (dodges) (draws Ultimate Weapon) OMNISLASH!
Sephiroth: I'm dead! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: YAY! WE WON!!!!!
Aeris: Lemon time!
Cloud: Okay!
(Cloud and Aeris kiss)
Cloud: Mmmf! I caht breath owwt uth nohze! MMMMMF!
(The long kiss breaks)
Cloud: EEEEEHHHHHH UHHHHHHHH EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHHHHH
Aeris: I love you Cloud!
Cloud: (gasping)I….(gasp)love(gasp)you(gasp)too………
Cid: Uh….
Cloud: Uh, well…………We gotta stop Olio!
Tifa: Let's, uh, go to the Space Needle……
Cloud: Okay!
(later)
Floor 1
Floor 2
Cloud:You smell something?
Floor 4
Floor 5
Floor 6
Cloud: FIRE!!!
Floor 8
Aeris: LEVIATHAN!!!!!
Floor 10
Cloud: Everybody know how to swim?
Floor 12
Floor 13
Barret: let's just go right to the top…….
Floor 99
Floor 100 *DING*
(Cloud had gone nuts)
Cloud: HUH HUH! YUH HUH! HOW YA DOIN'???
Aeris: Esuna!
(later, on the top outside of the Space Needle)
Cloud: A ladder on Olio!
Tifa; Cloud, go up and set the Self Destruct.
Cloud: Okily Dokily!
Tifa: Good luck!
(Later, Cloud is at the top of Olio)
Cloud: *yelling* I SET THE SELF DESTRUCT!!!!!!!! IM COMING DOWN!
Aeris: Come down!
(Cloud jumps)
Aeris: Cloud, I did'nt mean jump!
(SLAM!!!)
Aeris: Cloud!!! Darling! Are you alright?
Cloud: Ughhhh…..
Aeris: Cure 3!
Cloud: (gets up) Thanks Aeris!
Aeris: Oh, I'm so glad you're okay(flings arms around Cloud)
Cloud: It's set to explode in 2 minutes!
Barret: Let's get the (CENSORED)********************************(CENSORED) out of here!
(they get the censored out of there)
(they are down)
(BOOOOOOOOOM!)
Cloud: We made it!
Yuffie: Let's go back to Midgar!
Cloud: Okay! (cracks nose) Let's go!
(They go back to Midgar!)
AND THAT CONCLUDES PART 9 OF-
Vincent: HEY! I WANNA USE MY TORTURE RACK!
Yuffie: AAAAAAAH!!!!
Cloud: Next time, Vinny.
{CUT! THAT WAS OUT OF CHARACTER!}
Cloud: You try doing this, asshole!
{OKAY! I WILL!}
Writer: In the next Cloud Saga, Vinny boy, sorry dude!
Vinny (Oops, sorry, Vincent): Me want Cloud!
{Alright! Alright! Bastard actors….}
Cloud: You can in the next Cloud Saga, Vincent.
Vincent: Gee, thanks!
AND THAT CONCLUDES PART 9 OF THE CLOUD SAGA!!!! KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR PART 10!