The Cloud Saga
Part 10
IN THIS CLOUD SAGA, SEPHIROTH POSES AS TEEYEE T. TEE, AND DOES A STAND UP ACT. HE THEN REVEALS HIS IDENTITY, AND FLEES.
(Cloud and the gang are at Gerabo's Comedy Hut)
Host: And now, ladies and gents, I'd like to present Teeyee T. Tee!!!
(Sephir-I mean, Teeyee T. Tee enters.)
Barret: He looks(hic)ass(hic)familiar.
Yuffie: Hey, Mr. Teeyee!!! Cloud likes Ae-OOOUCHIE!
(Cloud threw his invention, the Yuffie-Merang)
Teeyee: Thank you! Thank you, ladies and gentlemen!
Cid: Hail to the(hic)chief!
Teeyee: I'd like to thank all the little people out there!
Tifa: Like me????
Teeyee: Hello folks. I'm Teeyee T. Tee.
Barret: What kinda (hic) name is that?? Sounds like you should(hic) be selling shit on (hic) the streets of Cancun!
Teeyee: But I wanna tell you…I just flew in from Mars, and boy are my arms tired!
Cid: That(hic hic)is old!(hic)tell us(hic)about(hic)the nun(hic)and the rabbi!
Teeyee: So, anyone ride coach before?
Cloud: No, we don't play sports!
Yuffie: HWAHWAHWA(horse laugh)OUCHIE WOWCHIE BO BOWCHIE BANANA FANA FO FOUCHIE ME MI MO MOWCHIE………OWCHIE!!!!!!(got hit by Yuffie-Merang)
Teeyee: Now, to show you who I really am!
Red XIII: A 2 faced pig! We know!
Teeyee: Besides that!
Cloud: What??
Teeyee: I'm Sephiroth!
Cloud: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!
Sephiroth: Bye! (hee hee he leaves)
Cloud: I need to eat!
AND SO, CLOUD WENT TO THE INSANE PANDA CHINESE RESTAURAUNT AND ATE OUT THE WHOLE PLACE. THEY WENT OUT OF BUSINESS THEN. AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY EXCEPT THE INSANE PANDA STAFF. SEPHIROTH WILL BE BACK!