The Cloud Saga
Part 11
This is dedicated to Sephirouch, my good pal! Long live Sephirouch! Keep on rocking and keep on writing, buddy! You rock!!!!! ^_^
Also, this is dedicated to Lila, who is my number 1 Cloud Saga fan! Thanks for the reviews! More torture racks to come! ^_^
MORE CLOUD SAGAS! IN PART 11, THEY HAVE TO FIGHT SEPHIROTH. BUT ONLY THE SACRED WARRIOR SEPHIROUCH CAN DEFEAT HIM………SEPHIROUCH CARRIES A LEGEND WITH HIM…….HE GOES BY THE ALIASES WERDNA AND SHORTS IN THE LEGENDS………
(they are in the meeting room)
Cloud: Listen, up, people from the black lagoon! We must draw our blades and eat our cheese!
Yuffie: Cloud like Ae-OWWWWW!
Cloud: Like it? I call it the Cheese-merang.
Vincent: I made my torture rack into a Cheese Torture Rack.
Barret: I'm sober today.
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZ
Red XIII: According to my scanners, Sephiroth is in Midgar. But he can only be truly destroyed by Sephirouch, the legendary warrior, creator of the Chinese Throwing Socks. The legend goes like this.
THE LEGEND OF SEPHIROUCH
Sephirouch is a young warrior destined for greatness. He was raised in the city of Fanficia, in the country of Battleroo. He was called a "runt" by Freizakingcold, when he was going under the alias Shorts. He time traveled to the age of ice, where he was called Werdna. He has a blade called the Ouchamune, which can destroy the evil Sephiroth……
Red XIII: And that's the legend.
Cloud: Wow! Let's go find him!
???: No need.
Cloud: Who said that?
(someone teleports in)
???: Hello! I'm Sephirouch!
Cloud: HI!!!!
Sephirouch: I'll go slay Sephiroth! (zooms out)
(sounds of dismemeberment)
Yuffie: Cloud like Ae-OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Cloud: Thank you, Cheese-merang!
Barret: Back to Candyland……….
(in Candyland)
Sephirouch: I killed Sephiroth.
Cloud: Thanks. (munch munch)
Sephirouch: I must go number 1. I will be back in 1000 years(shouldn't have drunk those 0 gallons) BYE! (goes away!)
Yuffie: (m mu mun munc munch)
Barret: NOT funny.
Cloud: Where's Cid?
(back at the meeting room……..)
Cid: ZZZZZZZZ(munch)ZZZZZZZZ
Aeris: (munchie munchie)
Vincent: (munch torture rack munch torture rack)
LET'S END THIS FIC!!!! SEE YA LATER!