The Cloud Saga
PART 12
This Cloud Saga is dedicated to my big cousin, Pete. Keep on rocking man!!!
And now…..on to the show……
(Cloud and the gang were having a meeting. They were joined permanently with Sephirouch, who was they're ally.)
Cloud: Let's all welcome Sephirouch. He is now one of us!
Barret: Yay Yay!!!!!
Sephirouch: Thank you, thank you very much. As a present, Cloud, I have the Cheese Hammer. I got it in Bugenhagenland. Use it on the hyper-active too much caffiene I can't sleep girl.
Cloud: Ah, thanks.
Yuffie: Cloud likes Ae-OOF!
Cloud hit Yuffie with the Cheese Hammer.
Cloud: Now, on to business. Shinra is back. It's being run now by I. B. Stupid. Shinra is now Stupid.
Barret: It's always been(hic)stupid!!!!!
Cloud: Let's go take him out!
Sephirouch: Yes, let's (draws Ouchamune) Here, take this. It's called the Ouchetsu. Use it to slice and dice!
Cloud: Thanks (recieves Ouchetsu, puts it away)
Sephirouch: (puts away Ouchamune)
Barret: (puts away hip flask)
Cid: (puts away spear)
Vincent: (puts away gun and Cheese Torture Rack)
Red XIII: (puts away tiredness)
Yuffie: Huh? (gets hit by Cheese Hammer) OWW……..
Aeris: Well, let's go!
(And so they did)
(they went to Akiller HQ……….
I.B. Akiller: So you made it!!!!!
Sephirouch: Yup.
Cloud: (draws Ouchetsu) Die. OMNI-hey, how come…..oh yeah. What's the Limit Break Level 4 for this?
Sephirouch: Um…………Omniouch.
Cloud: Should have guessed it. OMNIOUCH!!!
(they killed I. B. Akiller)
down elevator……….
I don't know the floors!!!!!
Oh well
THEY REACH THE BOTTOM……..
Cloud: Now, to get back to Midgar.
Yuffie: I'm Weird Al Yuffievic! Nyuk nyuk ny-OOOOOOOOOF!
Cloud: (hit Yuffie with Cheese Hammer)
Vincent: Can I use my Cheese Torture Rack? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease?
Cloud: Sure. Use it on her.
Yuffie: Uh oh.
Vincent: Lemme use it on a Shinra.
Yuffie: Akiller.
Vincent: SO I USE A TORTURE RACK!! WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL????????????
{No, I think Yuffie means that that's what you say. Shinra is now Akiller.}
Vincent: Oh. Hehe. Sorry. But no! Wait! We killed Akiller! So it's Shinra
(later)
Vincent: Hee hee
(sounds of dismemberment as a poor Shinra goes down………..)
AND THAT'S THE GAME!!!!! WE NOW CONCLUDE THIS BROADCAST, AND NOW SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM…………..RUFUS, RUFUS SHINRA………….OWWWWWWW! DAMMIT, CLOUD, DON'T USE THE CHEESE HAMMER ON THE WRITER!!!!
Cloud: Oops. Sorry! Hee hee!
AND SO WE END OUR CLOUD SAGA. UNTIL LATER………LATER.