The Cloud Saga
Part 13
(Cloud and the gang were in the meeting room, discussing how to stop Perfect Chaos{I'm out of ideas for bad guys, okay???}from destroying the world)
Cloud: Listen up, all of you. How should we go about destroying Perfect Chaos?
Yuffie: Cloud and Aeris, sitting in a tr-OOF!
(Cloud hit Yuffie with his Orange Juice Mallet.)
Sephirouch: Let's use Bolt 4 to take out Perfect Chaos.
Barret: Get a cannon and blow his damn brains out! Oops, sorry, being sober gives me a bad temper…….
Cid: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Yuffie: Cloud and Ae-OUCHIE!
(Sephirouch hit Yuffie with the Butter Hammer)
Cloud: Yeah, let's use Bolt 4!
(they go out)
Perfect Chaos: (grunt)
Cloud: Bolt 4!!!!!!!!!
Perfect Chaos: (grunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnt!!!!!!!!!) {I'll translate this for you} Ouch!!
Sephirouch: Go Butter Hammer!!!!!!!!!
Perfect Chaos: Hey! You have no right to do that! Laser beam blast attack!
Yuffie: Cloud and Ae-OWWWWW!
(Yuffie got hit with Laser beam blast attack)
Vincent: Cheese Torture Rack Time!
Perfect Chaos: Oh no! AAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Perfect Chaos, as they say on Mars "bites the 33 millimeter bullet fired from a Colt Fire 88)
Cloud: duhn duhn duhn duhn DUHN duhn duhn duhn DUHN!!!
Vincent: The victory music!
???: you won't get away with this!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Huh?
Eggman: Whoa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(ship spins out of control) (CRASH)
Cloud: Hey, it's Eggman! Bolt 25!
Eggman: OOH! Stop it!!!!!!!!!!!! You won't get away with this, Sonic!
Cloud: I'm CLOUD, asshole!
Eggman: Chaos! Come here!
Cloud: we killed him.
Eggman: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObastardOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOlemonsOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Howzabout we say that Seigfried from Soul Caliber is our enemy?
Yuffie: Cloud and Ae-OOF!
(Gets hit with Orange Juice Mallet)
(Seigfried appears)
Seigfried: I'll take back my soul!
Yuffie: Don't look at me! I never stole it!
Seigfried: You're finished!
Barret: With what?
Seigfried: DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Nope (draws Ouchetsu)
CLINK! Swords clash!
Cloud: OMNIOUCH!
Seigfried: OWWWWWWW! (Seigfried disappears)
Cloud: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Cloud and Ae-OW!
(gets hit with Chinese Throwing Socks which are making a cameo this time)
HOW ABOUT WE END THIS FIC? BYE BYE!