The Cloud Saga
Part 13
Dedications:
My big cousin, Pete, who has inspired me beyone imagination. Go Pete! All the way!
One of my….no….my BIGGEST fan, Lila who has given me SO many good reviews it's mind boggling! Thanks a lot!!!!!!! More torture racks await!
My friend from school and Fanfiction.Net, Sephirouch, who has been a pal all the way. FF7 will always live on and one more thing: BUGENHAGEN!!!!!!!HAHAHA! (Inside joke.)
SO, LET'S START WITH THE SAGA!!!!
(Cloud and the gang were in the meeting room.) It seems that Sephirouch's evil clone, Sephirouchie is on the loose……)
Cloud: All right, people, listen up. Sephirouch, tell them the story of Sephirouchie.
Sephirouch: Well, he is an evil clone of me. Jenova called him a "two faced two eyed three headed bean brain" and so he got mad and is now on the rampage. Any questions?
Aeris: Uh……….may I suggest that Vincent and Yuffie get married?
(and guess who arrives)
Lila: NO! Vinnie is too good for her!
(and guess who leaves)
Vincent: Torture rack, anyone?
Cloud: Uh, yeah.
Cloud: Uh, yeah. Yuffie, go outside with Vincent and take the slashing.
Yuffie: No! (Yuffie goes bysie-wysie)
Writer: Bysie-wysie??????? What is this, the Rosie O Donnel show???
Cloud: You wrote it!
Writer: Oh yeah, right. Never mind, continue.
Tifa: Anyone wanna hit some gin and poker? Aces wild, gins flat, 7 stud, whaddaya say big boys and unattractive females?
Cloud: Huh?
Tifa: A Translation: Let's get drunk and play cards.
Cloud: Sounds good to me.
Barret: No WAY! I'm sober! DAMMIT, SOBER! DAMMIT I'M SOBER DON'T YOU KNOW, DAMMIT?!!? SOBER DAMMIT, I'M SOBER DAMMIT ALL TO HELL!!!!!
Cloud: Uh………
Aeris: The grumpy one
Barret: The cheerful one
Cid: Lemons…….
Red XIII: Sour…….
Vincent: You're straying off-topic!!
(look who drops in……..)
Sephirouchie: Heh heh! I've got a HOSTAGE!
Miss Iknow: Help! I'm in the wrong fic!
Cloud: Uh oh.
Flint: Hiya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aeris: Huh?
Cloud: AAAAAAAAH!
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLINTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCLOUDSEESBARNEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOGET OUTTA HER BARNEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOFLINTLEAVESWITHMISSIKNOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cloud: Weird.
Sephirouchie: Look, my guard has got another hostage! TEE HEE!
(Guard walks in)
Amy: Help! Where's Sonic?? Let go of me!
Tifa: Oh no, not……….
Sonic: (Zooms in)
CRASH!
Amy: Sonic!
(They go away)
Sephirouchie: Aw hell, I'll just hit the road. BYE! (He goes away!)
(Lila drops in)
Lila: Come on Vinnie! Use your torture rack!
(Lila leaves)
Vincent: Next Cloud Saga I'll use it on Sephirouchie!
Cloud: We forgot to hit Yuffie with something! (Grabs Rocky)
Rocky: Hey! I'm in another fic!!!!!!!
Yuffie: Cloud and Aeris, sitting in a tree-OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF!
Rocky: Hey, watch it!!!!!!!!
(goes out the door)
AND THAT'S A WRAP FOLKS!