The Cloud Saga
Part 15
Dedications:
I dedicate this book to………….Magician Type 0! My good friend 'till the end!!!!!
And to………………Striker64! My OTHER good friend 'till the end. Keep on rocking dude!
NOW FOR THE STORY!!!!
(Cloud and the gang were in Midgar, trying to figure out how to slay the evil Chaos McDonald)
Cloud: Listen up, member of the G.R.O.S.S club!
Aeris: Um, Cloud? That's in Calvin and Hobbes!
Vincent: Get Rid Of Slimy Girls!
Yuffie: Cloud and Ae-
Cloud: Maybe we should G.R.O.S.S her……Vincent, get the Cheese Torture Rack!
Vincent: I upgraded it to a Sandwich Butter Torture Rack!
Cloud: THEN USE THAT!
(Vinny and Yuffie leave)
(dismemberment noises)
Yuffie: Now, where were we?
Cloud: AAK! Vincent!
Vincent: Yes?
Cloud: Who died?
Vincent: A Shinra soldier. ^_^ Primeape Rules! ^_^ (MT0, this is in honor of you!)
Cloud: Kewl! :P Team reviews rule! (Brian{Striker64}this is in honor of you!)
Yuffie: So…………….Vinnie, wanna use torture rack again? (Lila, this is in honor of you!)
Vincent: Hey, hey, hey! Sure, lil' cuz!(Pete, this is in honor of you!)
Yuffie: I'm NOT your cuz! And butter is tasty. Orange Juice. (Sephirouch, this is in honor of you!)
Cloud: Continuing on…….whoopty doo let's go to the zoo-oo! (Me, this is in honor of me!)
Barret: Let's use Hojo's Mako Cannon!
Cloud: Yeah!
(they go to Midgar)
Cid: Let's get crazy!!!!!!!!(open whiskey flask)GULP! GULP! It's (hic)damn(hic)good!
Barret: Mako Cannon ready to fire! I see Chaos's big red nose!
BOOOOOM!
Cannonball: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEihatethisjobEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!
Cloud: Grabs Mako Cheese Machine Gun
Yuffie: Cloud and Aeris are two lov-OOOOOOWWWWWW!
Cloud: ME MONKEY! ME KILL CAFFIENE INDUCED GIRL! OOH OOH AAH AAH!
Cid: It's time(hic)to(hic)polka!
Sephirouch: Want me to tell you about when I was Shorts?
Cloud: OKAY! Oh, by the way, readers, the prequel to the Cloud Saga, the Young Cloud Saga, is hitting Fanfiction.Net soon! Keep an eye out for it!
Sephiroth: Here is the legend:
ONCE UPON A TIME, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY, THERE LIVED A NUN, A RABBI, AND A PRIEST-
Sephirouch: Oops, wrong page-ah here we go!
THE LEGEND OF SHORTS
THIS IS THE LEGEND OF THE HIGH-POWERED WARRIOR, SHORTS. FREIZAKINGCOLD WAS ON THE LOOSE. STOPKU HAD HURT HIM, BUT HE WAS STILL ALIVE. SHORTS CAME DOWN, WAS CALLED A "RUNT" BY THE EVIL FRIEZAKINGCOLD. THEN SHORTS KILLED FRIEZAKINGCOLD. THEN SHORTS KILLED KINGCOLDFREIZA, HIS FATHER. THAT IS THE LEGEND.
Cloud: COOL DUDES!
(they get teleported to an elevator going up in their Space Needle.
Cloud: Oh no! The Space Needle!!!
Floor 1
Floor 87
Floor 1
(They get off)
Cloud: Now where to?
Red XII: I think that we should go skiing.
Cloud: yeah.
(and so they did.)
(They landed in the snow on their butts, then got frozen solid, thawed out, then they went back to the meeting room.)
(then they go to the garden of……)
Cloud: Huh? The sign says we are in "The Garden of Eaten" Eaten?
Tifa: EEW! Bones!
Cloud: Anyone know something funny?
Tifa: Let's adlib an onion!
Red XIII: Cheese is tasty.
Chaos McDonald: I'm here!
Sephirouch: (Pulls out Ouchima Weapon) Ouchima Slash!
(the evil Chaos McDonald dies)
{He bit the bullet being shot from a machine gun at the speed of light times 20 million miles a second divided by-oh never mind}
THE END! THERE WILL BE MORE CLOUD SAGAS, BUT ALSO SOME YOUNG CLOUD SAGAS!!!!