The Cloud Saga
Part 16
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
I WILL BE GOING UNDER THE NAME Torture Rack Cloud SOON!!!!
ALERT! ALERT! ALERT!
You heard me correctly! Soon, I will no longer write as Lost in the Cloud due to space constraints! But I will go under the name Torture Rack Cloud. I will still write Sagas though!
NOW, ON TO THE GOOD STUFF!
(Cloud and the gang were in the meeting room)
(they were wondering how to destroy Sephirpapaya, Sephiroth's other brother.)
Cloud: Now, gang. How do we take out that evil Sephirpapaya?
Barret: EAT FOOD!
Cid: He's snapped.
Cloud: Maybe coffee?
Yuffie: Cloud and Ae-OOF! (gets hit with Striker and Magician and Pete and Sephirouch and Lila Hammer)
Cloud: HAH!
Vincent: How about I use my new, improved, Megaton Cheese Super Cheese Ultra Cheese Torture Rack?
Tifa: Let's go get him!
(they leave)
(they walk)
(they eat)
(they sleep)
(they drink too much)
(they go)
(they stop)
(they go crazy)
(hic)
(they reach the North Crater, and go in)
Sephirpapaya: You can't beat me, for I have the Super Duper Cheese Blade!
Cloud: Enguard! (draws Ouchi Maru and Ouchi Maru) I'm Ouchie!
Sephirpapaya: UHHHHHH………..DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Red XIII: MMM……Cheese………..BUGENHAGEN!
Sephirpapaya: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAlemonsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAdirtybastardsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAlemonsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlemonsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlemonsHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(doubles over, Sephirpapaya does)
(gets killed)
AND THAT'S THE END OF THE FIRST HALF! OOPS…….
Cloud: We did it again! We beat that-uh, line?
Writer: ASSHOLE!!!!!
Cloud: SAME TO YOU, BASTARD!
Writer: No, that's your line!
Cloud: Oops, sorry!
(Writer pounces on Cloud)
Cloud: WHY you dfgfgdfgfgdkfgdg you'remessingupthetyping!!! Sjfgdsfkkdhfkasfbsdjfs!!!!!
LET'S END THIS!!!!
Remember, my two names are Lost in the Cloud and Torture Rack Cloud!!