(Ok: I do not own Napster...or the characters...or hentai..and umm there is no user name on Napster or AOL thats "AshKetchum2000" I made that up...and if there is..I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!Same with "robotech2675" and "flowerpower927" and "hentaimanic69"...you know the rest...)

All: Happy Birthday ASH!!

Ash: PRESENTS! Cake!! Wow! This is great! Yeah!

Ash's Mom: ::gives Ash a hug then cries:: Your growing so fast!!

Misty: ::throws confetti everywhere::

Brock: Here! ::hands Ash a present:: Happy Birthday!

Ash: Whoa hoo!! ::opens it:: Ummm what is it? ::takes out of box a bunch of wires and a thingie that looks like a sharks fin::

Brock: Its a modem. To...go along with your surprise...

Ash: Surprise?

Everyone: SURPRISE!!

Ash: ::falls over::

Ash's Mom: Guess what your surprise is?

Ash: A doctor?

Ash's Mom: Give up? We all pulled our money together and got you a computer!!

Ash: A WHAT??

Misty: A computer genius..

Ash: oh Who's it for?

Brock: YOU!

Ash: REALLY? WOW MY VERY OWN COMPUTER!::opens box that computer is in and presses the buttons:: It won't work..

Misty: We'll hook it up later! Lets have cake!

Ash: Yeah!! Cake!!

*~ After cake and many numerous trips to the bathroom, all 5 of them, including Mr. Mime, got together in Ash's room and hooked up his brand new computer~*

Ash: ::sits outside his room waiting:: What can I do? Can I come in??

Misty: Not now...OK! Come in!

Ash: My computer!! ::presses buttons:: Hey! It worked! ::the screen turned on::

Brock: Home you like it! The internet is all ready!

Ash: ::spins around in his rollie chair:: Weeeeeeeeeeee!! Ok!I'm ready! ::clicks on Internet Browser Icon and a website loads:: Cool!!!

Brock: I'll leave you alone with your new computer.....hehe

Misty: Me too...I'm going to get some left over cake. Wanna come Ash?

Ash: No I wanna surf the web!! ::stands on bed and pretends to surf::

Ash's Mom: Get DOWN from there!!!

Ash: Awwwwww....darn...::jumps off and sits on chair:: Whats this? ::moves mouse over to icon on computer desk::

Brock: Thats a program called Napster. You can download music from there. I though you'd like that.

Ash: Music? Cool!! ::Misty and Brock and Ash's mom leave Ash with his computer. He opens Napster. He fills out the registration and makes a screan name AshKetchum2000. All off a sudden, he gets IMed in Napster by a guy named robotech2675::

-robotech2675: hey

AshKetchum2000: hi

robotech2675: were do u live?

AshKetchum2000: no

robotech2675: aww cum on..

AshKetchum2000: go away

robotech2675:u hate me dont u? i'm sorry things never went right...i luv u

AshKetchum2000: who are you?

robotech2675: i luv u

AshKetchum2000: NO go away

robotech2675: but.....but....u dont understand...i mean...the kids...

AshKetchum2000: What kids? who are you?

robotech2675: our kids...there so hungry those beatiful children...come back...

AshKetchum2000 has signed off-

Ash: Who the heck was that? I won't use Napster for a while...I'll go on AOL..::signs on as AshKetchum2000:: I thought surfing the web would be different...

--flowerpower927: hellooo

(Ash: Oh no! Not again!)

AshKetchum2000: Hi

flowerpower927: whats up?

AshKetchum2000: the sky

flowerpower927: lol

AshKetchum2000: who are you? (Thinking to Himself- Whats an "lol"?)

flowerpower927: guess

AshKetchum2000: no

flowerpower927: your no fun

AshKetchum2000: go away

flowerpower927: fine be that way

flowerpower927 has signed off--

Ash: OOOOkkkkkk....::goes on a site::

~~After about an hour of looking at sites...Ash comes across a site with the word "Hentai" in the title~~

Ash: Whats a hentai? ::clicks:: What the...::the page is labeled *WARNING* at the top and lists reasons why not to go into the page...of course Ash ignores it and leaves site::

--hentaimanic69: hey cutie

AshKetchum2000: hi

hentaimanic69: so u like going into hentai sites...bad boy

AshKetchum2000: whats a hentai?

hentaimanic69 sits closer to ashketchum2000

AshKetchum2000: go away

hentaimanic69 starts to get a little to close

AshKetchum2000 has signed off--

Ash: The internet is dangerous....geez..so many people talk to you..I wonder what a hentai is...::goes back to site and clicks "Enter Site"::
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Misty: Wow! That was delicious cak- ::is interupted by Ash screaming his head off from upstairs::

Brock: Oh no...
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Ash: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! OH MY GOSH!! GEEZ! CRAP! OH MY GOSH!! ::leaves site::

Misty: ::runs upstairs:: What happened??

Ash: ::looks at Misty a wrong way...you know..."there":: Misty...MY EYES!! ::covers eyes:: I SAW THE UNKNOWN!! WAAAAAHHHHAHHAHHALLLLLHAHAAAAAHHAHAHAHHAAHAAA!!!

Misty: Uh oh..

Brock: What are you talking about?

Ash: HENTAI.....WHAT IS IT??

Brock: Oh geez...Ash..come here..I gotta tell you something..

Ash: okkk.....

Brock:::whispers in Ash ear what hentai is::

Ash: ......I think I'll go to bed now...
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Brock: I wonder if they have Nurse Joy hentai...hehehehehhe

Misty: ::whacks Brock with mallet:: Shut up...just..shut up...