Magic 8 Ball says...
Ah yes my trustful Magic 8 Ball that sits on top of my desk where I can find it when matters of love plague me for days maybe weeks.
Every girl that has offered to go out with me and other things, I had to consult the Ball first before I would reply them. Most of the times it would say, "Yes". But still undecided I do the opposite of what the Balls says and try to ignore those girls. However to no avail I end up going out with them. Then when we get really serious in the relationship thoughts of engagements and marriage spring to my mind, but as always still unsure about my feelings I consult the Ball again. The Ball will say "No". As usual I do the opposite but in the end we go our separate ways.
I mean why do I even consult the Ball if I'm going to oppose what it says. Well I suppose it always truthfully tells me my chances with particular girls and so far it's been right. Meaning that my chances with them are very slim.
Hmm I feel very pathetic consulting my love matters with an inanimate object but who else can I confide in? My best friend? Hah right and that'll be the day!
Well recently I've just discovered that I'm falling for someone. SHOCK! Yes shock! For the first time a girl that who isn't hunting me has caught my attention without her realising it.
I want to go up to her and ask her out but I'm afraid. What if she rejects me? What if it jeopardise what we already share which is a basic friendship? An I can't confess it to my best friend because he'll let the whole world before she even knows. Not to take in the fact that I'm scared of her father. If he knew I think I'll be food for the dog that evening. I mean her father is usual calm, well most of the time but when it involves his daughter's welfare…just let us say he's scary. He becomes the most scariest person on this planet and I don't think even my dad can control him. That's only considering if my dad will interfere. Probably not.
Well I guess I should consult the Ball. If I die at least I can blame the Ball because it said, "Yes".
Well here goes nothing.
"Magic 8 Ball hear my question and answer truthfully should I ask a girl named Son Pan out??"
Magic 8 Ball displays "Consult Me Later."
What! That's no use I'm already in love turmoil and you say consult you later!!! But what choice do I have you're the only one with the answers.
Hmm lets try again.
"Magic 8 Ball hear my question and answer truthfully should I ask a girl named Son Pan out??"
Magic 8 Ball displays "Yes."
Ok I suppose that's a good answer. I was hoping to expect that. Ok another question.
"Magic 8 Ball hear my question and answer truthfully will I be dog food if her father finds out??"
Magic 8 Ball displays "No Doubt About It."
Oh boy that was not the answer I was hoping for. Ok maybe a another before I decide to take my life to its biggest step ever.
"Magic 8 Ball hear my question and answer truthfully will Pan and I be happy afterwards??"
Magic 8 Ball displays "Absolutely."
Well I suppose being dog food for one night might be worth it if the ending is going to be happy. Ok here I go time to take the biggest step in my life.
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Well that was pointless huh?? Well I needed something to ease the brain a bit. Don't forget to leave your mark even if you thought this fic was absolutely stupid.