Author's Note: This is dedicated to my philey friend to whom I would like to say a very big thank you for being so brilliant and for being my friend. I'm over the moon that I've got a buddie-phile-pal like you! :o)

My X-Phile-Pal

"heeyyyyaaaaa!"
"Hi! That bounty hunter really freaks me out!!!"
"Aww, yeah! I know! But Mulder is just SO gorgeous!"
"Oo.....Krycek too!"
"Teehee....did you see Skinner at the end?"
"Yeah! He looked really funny"............

There is a wish in every X-Phile
They wish that in a while
They find a philey friend
Who's just as around the bend
As themselves

Cos though there are so many
The philes live in different countries,
Far away from each other
No where near another
Phile like themselves

It isn't easy all alone
With no one to whom you can moan
That Mulder's going soon, d'oh!
No one else who knows
Like themselves

No one to share the fun
Of Muldy and Scully, aliens with guns
No one to have a laugh
At the Hollywood AD scene in the bath
They're by themselves

When you find a someone like you
You scream with joy, whoopee, woohoo!!!
You talk for ages, you just can't stop
There's so much in common that you've got...

Together.