Disclaimer: Yep, we own gundam wing, and 1,2,3,4,5, and we also own the rights to abuse the names and pictures of our classmates
Quatre: No you don't.
Ekaurii: Ever heard of a thing called SARCASM?
Quatre: O
Author's Note: Relena bashing? Who said anything
about Relena bashing?
School Daze 2
G-boyz: Noooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Quatre: Isn't this still in the same day?
Midori Jace: hmm, yes
School Daze: 10:45am – 1:00pm
Midori: Happy?
Quatre: Not really.
Ekaurii: Too bad.
Anyways, (as you know from last time) Midori managed to get Ekaurii out of the classroom using her mystical-authoress-manipulative powers. She rummaged through Ekaurii's desk and lo and behold – she found Ekaurii's GREEN NOTEBOOK OF FICS AND DOODLES!!!!!!!
Midori: Yay!! Let's look through it!!
Quatre: That's mean though!
Wufei: I agree with Midori. We should see what other torture Ekaurii is
planning for us.
Midori: You agreed with ME? The Apocalypse must be near…
Wufei: Shut up, onna! *grabs the green notebook and opens it* Trapped in the Digiworld?
Quatre: She's gonna dump us in the Digiworld?
Heero: I'll kill her before she does!! *reaches
for gun but remembers that weapons are banned in the class* kuso
Quatre: *goes chibish* oooo that'd be sooooo
cooool!! We all can'ave digimons!!
Midori: That's interesting…
Wufei: Hey don't start getting ideas! "Trapped in the Digiworld" doesn't have
anything to do with us!
Duo: We're not in it?
Wufei: Nope.
G-boyz (sans Quatre): Phew…
Trowa: Turn the page.
Duo: The beauty competition!!
Quatre: *shudder*
Wufei: I should've won!
Heero: She probably rigged the contest…I was
getting all the votes and then DUO won!
Duo: Well I am the most popular pilot (not to
mention the most handsome one too)
Wufei: My fans deserted me… I didn't have a
single vote until it was too late…
Midori: I voted for you Quatre-sama!
Quatre: Thanks…?
Trowa: *turns the page*
Duo: A page of doodles!!
Heero: Keep turning.
Trowa: *turns the page* Us at Camp Geddie…
*turns page* *turns page again*
Wufei: "I like pretty things brothers"?
Midori: Never you mind. *grabs notebook and
turns page*
Duo: A picture of Ekaurii and Tsuki Yuuki. Bald Duo?
Midori: I drew that.
G-boys (sans Duo):
*gag**laugh**snicker**cough**ahem**choke**giggle*
Duo: That's not funny!! *tries to strangle
Midori but then remembers that violence is outlawed in the class* kuso!
Ekaurii: *walking back to class*: Now why on
earth did I leave class? I hope Midori
isn't having trouble looking after them…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Midori: Uh-oh…*tosses green notebook and green
pen to Duo*
Ekaurii: YOU LITTLE…. *chases Duo*
Duo: SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *flees like a bat
outta heck*
Wufei: Let's get out of here while they're
occupied!
Orangel: *walks in dragging Treize* Don't even
think of leaving! You try to leave and
I'll - *points to Trieze, who, well, just doesn't look very healthy*
Wufei: Umm, nevermind…
Duo: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *trips over Trieze* Itai!
Ekaurii: Hn. *reaches down and takes green
notebook and green pen* Heyyyyyyyyyyy, I did not rig the contest!
Shut-Up-Sit-Down Lady: Shut up and sit down!
Duo: Does she ever say anything other than
"shut up and sit down"?
Midori: Um…
*Flashback*
Nadene: Can I ref the basketball game?
SUSDL: No. Shut up and sit down.
*Another flashback*
Liz: Excuse me, but can we know your name? We
don't want to keep calling you "miss"
SUSDL: No. You'll just make fun of it. Shut up
and sit down.
*Yet another flashback*
Ekaurii: Could you write your name on the
board, please?
SUSDL: No. Shut up and sit down.
*End flashback*
Midori: No.
Ekaurii: *giggle* Shut up and sit down!
Quatre: Hey, I wonder who won the staring
contest.
Trowa: …… translation: It was a draw
Quatre: Oh.
G-boys (sans T and Q): *gape*
Heero: How do you do that?
Quatre: What?
Heero: Interpret the silence!
Quatre: Oh. Midori and Ekaurii are typing the
translation. I'm just reading it.
Heero: Oh. I'll have to start doing that.
Duo: Sooooooooooooo…
Wufei: Ahem
Clock: tick, tick, tick, tick…
Heero: Don't you two have any more ideas?
Midori: Ummmm, no…
Megami: Hey, I know! Another victim!
Ekaurii: Hey, that idea has merit…
Quatre: Who's she?
Midori: Megami a.k.a. Meg. She's our editor.
Megami: Me's got the goodest grammer and
speeling so's me got to be the editors.
G-boys: *facefault*
Megami: What's wrong with them?
Ekaurii: No idea. Who do you propose to *ahem*
invite?
Megami: the *crash of thunder and lightning*
BIRDMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: Yes! Destroy the evil Peacecrap's
brother!!!!!
Trowa: …… Yes, torture him for having
flashier hair than I do
Duo: Those translations really help.
Midori: Yes, I am a genius.
Ekaurii: Baka! The translations were MY idea!
Midori: No, it was mine!
Ekaurii: BULL!!!!!
Duo: Catfight!
Midori and Ekaurii: *do the big-head thing*
STAY OUT OF THIS!!!!!!!!!!
Duo: *cower*
Quatre: This calls for drastic measures. It's
time for a … FLASHBACK SEQUENCE!
*Freaky squiggly flashback thingies*
Ekaurii: Those dots could mean anything. We
need to translate them.
Midori: OK, how's this? *Writes: Trowa: …… (Me
too)
Ekaurii: No, no good How 'bout this? *Write:
Trowa: …… translation: Me too
Midori: Much better
*End flashback*
Quatre: So Ekaurii DID invent them.
Midori: OK. Sorry, Eki.
Duo: That was easy.
Midori: I'm too lazy to fight.
Heero: Back to matters at hand. Send in the
Birdman!
Kazoo band: Up in the air, the Jr. Birdmen, up
in the air and upside down -
Midori: Shut up!
Kazoo band: *middle fingers go up*
Zechs: *appears in midair* @_@??
SUSDL: Shut up and sit down!
Zechs: *falls head-first to the ground*
Ahhhhh!!!!! Damn!
Megami: Time for torture… *grinz evily* *smirks*
Zechs: What?
Trowa: *brandishes a pair of scissors* *smirks*
Zechs: Don't you dare get near me!
Noin: *appears of nowhere* Get away from him,
unibang boy!
Ekaurii: How did you get here?
Noin: I knew my Zechsy-poo was in trouble
Zechs: Injustice! I am NOT your Zechs-poo!
Wufei: Hey Blondie, that's my word!
Zechs: Do I give a damn?
Trowa and Wufei: *start advancing on Zechs,
brandishing scissors*
Noin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *starts
dueling with Trowa, using their bangs*
Wufei: You are weak! You have no right to
fight, Blondie!
Alyssa: Did someone call me?
Ekaurii: Wrong Blondie, Blondie.
Alyssa: 'K! *flounces off*
Megami: I'll take it from here. *whacks Zechs
unconscious with her honking big blue binder and drags him off to join Orangel*
Noin: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zechs, wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs after Zechs and Megami*
Trowa: Damn. Well, I can always have a rematch
with Marta.
Heero: Wow. He spoke out loud.
Ekaurii: It's a miracle! Hallelujah!
Trowa: ……
Quatre: It's a false alarm
Heero: Hn.
Quatre: Well we have nothing to do. Let's watch
them.
Ekaurii: You're going to watch a staring
contest?
Quatre: *blush*
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Midori: This one's going on longer than the
last one.
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: ……
Marta: ……
Trowa: *pokes himself in the eye with his bang*
OW!!!
Marta: Ha! You blinked! I won!
Trowa: *eyes go zero-y*
Marta: Shit.
*Bell rings*
Quatre: Is the day over yet?
Midori: No. That's just lunch.
G-boys:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midori: Hey, where's our announcer.
Ekaurii: I fired him. He was embezzling from
us.
Midori: The bastard.
Ekaurii: Anyway, REVIEW!
Duo: No, please don't!!!!!!!!!! Get us out of
here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Midori: Shut up!